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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: Gross.

NAYA: I'm going to. Maybe I'll go for the blonde again next summer, but we'll stick with a little more subtle.

NAYA: Right. Want me to call and make reservations somewhere?

HEATHER: I'd rather you noooot, maybe some highlights?

HEATHER: That'd be nice. I apologize now if I'm a downer.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: It did, I'm weirded out.

NAYA: I don't know, I think it was a weird little phase. I didn't hate it, but I much prefer my natural color. Ish being the most prominent part of that text.

NAYA: Nope, that's very true, it's not.

NAYA: I wish I could get drunk with you. We'll go out to lunch and celebrate our single motherhood?

HEATHER: Oops.

HEATHER: You should stick with the natural. Totes.

HEATHER: After I skype my mom, gotta make sure she's okay. She always takes it harder than I do.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: I know, we've had sex, this conversation is grossing me out.

NAYA: Right, I like you blonde. You'd probably work brunette, though. Way better than my blonde attempt.

NAYA: That makes sense, I don't think we're exactly subtle.

NAYA: Nose kisses. Also mouth kisses.

HEATHER: Oh shit, right, yeah this conversation took a turn.

HEATHER: You were a cute blonde! I mean, it was way too Kardashian for my taste, but hey, you made it workish.

HEATHER: Subtlety isn't something I've ever learned.

HEATHER: Lots of mouth kisses since Father's Day is going to be so awkward since usually I get really drunk for it.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: Ew, that would be the worst.

NAYA: I'm not either. Wait, Taylor doesn't know what's going on with us, right? Not that I actually know, honestly. But, you know what I mean.

NAYA: Forehead kisses?

HEATHER: We'd be so messed up.

HEATHER: And I probably wouldn't be blonde which... weird.

HEATHER: He doesn't know, but I think he has an idea.

HEATHER: Nose kisses.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: Only better! They're cute, but we're cuter. Although we're jacking Potential Breakup Song because that was my jam.

NAYA: I didn't say that.

NAYA: Yep, probably. Is it weird that Ryan still hasn't figured out yet that you're the ex I was talking about?

NAYA: Cheek kiss?

HEATHER: And we're not sisters because awkward.

HEATHER: I'm not surprised, honestly, Taylor wouldn't have known for sure without me telling him.

HEATHER: Cheek kisses are boring.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: You've got the dance moves, I've got the voice. We make a good team.

NAYA: That's true. He and Ryan should start hanging out, I feel like they'd have fun sitting and staring bitterly at the wall together. At least that'd mean Ryan wasn't doing it alone.

NAYA: I should've taken it back, but I can't. The temptation's too real.

HEATHER: We could be the next like... Aly and AJ!

HEATHER: They'd probably talk about how we're such sluts. Not sure they're the combination I'd want to become BFF.

HEATHER: There's no point in taking it back, not when I know I'm going to kiss you.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: I'll sing them. Although I love your singing voice. We'll duet them all, you're my favorite duet partner. Hey, it's not my fault, I've been busy.

NAYA: That's fine, as long as he doesn't care that I'm gonna be over there taking care of his son and most likely making out with his baby mama.

NAYA: ...

NAYA: I was gonna take that back, but I'm not!

HEATHER: Says the girl with the best voice ever. And yes, you have, I can give you that.

HEATHER: He's a man, men don't care about most things, lbr.

HEATHER: I should have made you take it back, but I can't even find enough fucks to give.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: That must be it. I think you'd make a great songwriter, just so you know. Your album would at least come out before mine!

NAYA: Right. How about I come over there and help you out with the night time routine? I could use the practice.

HEATHER: EW! If I had to write songs someone else would have to sing them, talk about scary. Also, pigs will fly before yours ever comes out.

HEATHER: That is a much better idea.

HEATHER: Depending on your feelings about Taylor being passed out in his room probably by ten.

#text: naya

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: It sounded like a really good song, something I'd definitely listen to.

NAYA: I'm sorry my face is giving you insomnia, though. Want to come over tonight? That way, when you open your eyes, I'm actually right there.

HEATHER: You must turn me into some huge cheese monster that should look into song writing.

HEATHER: I have Eli who still needs a bath and a story... the whole nine yards. Kids are work, Nay.

#text: naya

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HEYA

NAYA: Wait, before I get all mushy here, are those song lyrics?

HEATHER: If they are I'm super upset I didn't get them copyrighted first.

#text: naya

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I’ve just gotten around to reading the responses on my second pregnancy blog post, and I’m so overwhelmed! I love that people are so interested in what’s going on with me and baby Dorsey. With all of the crazy going on around here, it’s nice to have that little bit of normalcy, although it still feels completely surreal when bun kicks or moves around. I’m so ready to meet him or her at this point, although I’m sure he or she is gonna keep me even busier than I already have been. I hope everybody else is doing great!

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