Mike’s Askblog!

(roleplay account based on and run by the same creator as @tenna-the-tv) (Queue: 0, Drafts: 0, Inbox: 0)

[morse-code-mike]

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[*Translation: Hello everyone! It’s Mike, Tenna’s light manager, script editor, sound tech, stage director, songwriter, marketing lead, financial officer, therapist, and part time father to his kids! (More to be added, I’m sure.) He suggested I make my own blog on account of all the asks being sent to me, so here we are!]

(ooc info under the cut, PLEASE READ!!!)

This is the only time you will be seeing posts on this blog in Morse code. HOWEVER. Mike uses the lights to communicate via Morse code, so assume all asks are being answered that way. I just don’t want to have to keep translating everything.

Okay, with that out of the way, some rules!

As stated on the Tenna blog, Mike is dating the entire audience (if they are of age and are consenting, of course. you don’t have to date Mike if you aren’t comfortable!!), so feel free to flirt with him!

Mike is a singular entity. The “Mikes” in game are referred to as the faux-Mikes here.

Ummm that should be it! Have fun ^^

[morse-code-mike]

…Hello, Rouxls. My name’s Mike, no middle or last name, just Mike. How have you been lately?

[morse-code-mike]

..-. .-. .. . -. -.. / .. -. … .. -.. . / -- .

[*Translation: FRIEND INSIDE ME]

Okay, I keep seeing this everywhere. What, pray tell, does this mean????????

[morse-code-mike]

...Hello, just call me Freezingcold (until I remember my real name)

- ❄

It’s nice to meet you, Freezingcold! Could I just call you FC for short? It’s fine if not, of course.

[morse-code-mike]

Mike, do you know spamton

Unfortunately, yes. Yes, I do.

[morse-code-mike]

Hello! How have you been?

@poetry-viv

Fine. How have you been, Vivi?

[morse-code-mike]

It’s nice to meet you two! I’ve been…fine. As of late. Nothing too much to worry about. How have you been?

[morse-code-mike]

Hey, I haven’t really said anything here in a hot minute, but please take this.

*Mike receives a small weighted plushie. It resembles a familiar dog.*

It’s not much, but I think you deserve something nice right now. Take care of yourself.

-Ⓜ️❤️

…thank you. i’ll make sure to keep this somewhere safe.

[morse-code-mike]

MIKE STOP FORGETTING ABOUT YOUR BLOG!!!

MIKE!!!!

trust me, i am well aware of my blog. i just have a lot on my mind right now.

[morse-code-mike]

Seems like you haven't said anything on here in quite a while. Is everything okay?

@poetry-viv

i’m fine.

[poetry-viv]

That's not very convincing... but okay. It's good to hear from you, I was worried.

[morse-code-mike]

you don’t have to be worried about me, viv.

[poetry-viv]

...If you say so. You did kind of go missing, though. I mean, I asked Tenna, and he had no idea where you were either. Oh! I told him that I'd let him know if I heard from you-

[morse-code-mike]

please don’t tell him. i don’t want him worrying. or, worse, telling them.

[poetry-viv]

I'm sorry, what?? Who?? I... mean, I haven't told him yet-

[morse-code-mike]

good, let’s keep this conversation between us, okay?

[poetry-viv]

(Shit, Tenna would be so mad. He'd probably hate me, oh no...)

...Fine. I won't tell him. But, again, who the hell were you talking about when you said "them" like that?

[morse-code-mike]

i just…it’s complicated, okay? all you need to know is they don’t need to find out.

[morse-code-mike]

Seems like you haven't said anything on here in quite a while. Is everything okay?

@poetry-viv

i’m fine.

[poetry-viv]

That's not very convincing... but okay. It's good to hear from you, I was worried.

[morse-code-mike]

you don’t have to be worried about me, viv.

[poetry-viv]

...If you say so. You did kind of go missing, though. I mean, I asked Tenna, and he had no idea where you were either. Oh! I told him that I'd let him know if I heard from you-

[morse-code-mike]

please don’t tell him. i don’t want him worrying. or, worse, telling them.

[poetry-viv]

I'm sorry, what?? Who?? I... mean, I haven't told him yet-

[morse-code-mike]

good, let’s keep this conversation between us, okay?

[morse-code-mike]

Seems like you haven't said anything on here in quite a while. Is everything okay?

@poetry-viv

i’m fine.

[poetry-viv]

That's not very convincing... but okay. It's good to hear from you, I was worried.

[morse-code-mike]

you don’t have to be worried about me, viv.

[poetry-viv]

...If you say so. You did kind of go missing, though. I mean, I asked Tenna, and he had no idea where you were either. Oh! I told him that I'd let him know if I heard from you-

[morse-code-mike]

please don’t tell him. i don’t want him worrying. or, worse, telling them.

[morse-code-mike]

Seems like you haven't said anything on here in quite a while. Is everything okay?

@poetry-viv

i’m fine.

[poetry-viv]

That's not very convincing... but okay. It's good to hear from you, I was worried.

[morse-code-mike]

you don’t have to be worried about me, viv.

[morse-code-mike]

This blog is MEGA dead :(

Mike come back we miss you

you don’t have to miss me.

[morse-code-mike]

Hello Mike! I'm @ur-local-cat-dealer !!

I have a little lady here who'd love to meet you!! Thought I'd help her put and deliver her straight to you!! She wants to know if you'd be willing to autograph her?

*He holds up a little red and gold Pippins who blushes and looks away shyly. however, instead of a Pippins, it's a red and gold cat!*

…i’d love to autograph her, but i don’t have my pen on me. sorry.

[morse-code-mike]

Seems like you haven't said anything on here in quite a while. Is everything okay?

@poetry-viv

i’m fine.

[morse-code-mike]

I'm tossing you into the bone prison

you will be a bone prisoner.

(major inside joke lmao)

i am not feeling up to your shenanigans right now.

(ooc: every time i forget about bone prison i somehow get reminded of it)