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Post I thought of while half asleep that I had to recreate

#I’ve never even seen a mongoose before now #Not sure what exactly I’m advertising either #I also have no idea what the numbers meant #mongoose #Oh to be a mongoose with 7 choices a day

Dextrose tablets are neat because they satiate my need to eat chalk

Stranger!Jon AU but it’s just Jonny D’ville

#Alternatively: IRL Jonny Sims #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jonny d'ville

I can’t get the idea of an A/B/O fic out of my mind, with the only twist being that it’s incredibly british and everyone calls each other ‘mate’ and you can never tell whether they’re talking to a friend, a lover, an enemy, or some random guy they bumped into at the park

#ao3 #a/b/o dynamics #omegaverse #because like it works in every scenario #Australians too #the British and the Australians are meant to be in the omegaverse

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hes going to slip and fall directly into the pool

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I refuse to believe that Ford can swim idk why I just feel like he either forgot how to or pretended like he could swim because he thought he’d be ON the Stan o’ War and never in the actual water as a kid and now it’s too late to learn it

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