Crumpets And Tea With Mortimer Handee!

*sigh* Things have been rather empty around here... Our most recent group of handeemen cadets have passed their tests and are full on handeemen now, doin' their grown up work...

I'm so proud and yet I miss havin' them all so close... They grow up so fast...

...

💡!

@mortimer-handee-ask-blog

Hey Morty?~

𝔜𝔢𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶, 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔢?

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𝔑𝔬!

𝔄 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔫𝔬, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔭𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔱 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔰?? 𝔚𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔣 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢! 𝔚𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔰! 𝔄𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔟𝔢𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔬𝔯. 𝔄𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 ℑ’𝔳𝔢 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔩𝔢 𝔯𝔥𝔶𝔪𝔢.

𝔏𝔢𝔱 𝔲𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔞𝔫𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶. 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶, 𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩, ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔤 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫. 𝔚𝔢’𝔳𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔰, 𝔴𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔶 𝔭𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰, 𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫!

Well Morty maybe if you didn't take em' away so quickly and start stuffin' their heads with this takin' over the world thing when they're right out of the sewing machine, maybe they'd feel better loved and not tryin to do' a run for it!

𝔑𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢! 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢 𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔭𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔭𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶. 𝔗𝔬 𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔶 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯. 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔬 𝔫𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔲𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔲𝔭 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔪 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩 𝔞 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔶.

𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔨𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰.

𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤! 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔰𝔬𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 𝔄𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔶 𝔣𝔢𝔩𝔱 𝔭𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔫𝔬𝔴 ℑ’𝔪 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲’𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔶 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔡.

*sigh* Things have been rather empty around here... Our most recent group of handeemen cadets have passed their tests and are full on handeemen now, doin' their grown up work...

I'm so proud and yet I miss havin' them all so close... They grow up so fast...

...

💡!

@mortimer-handee-ask-blog

Hey Morty?~

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#Mortimer handee #mortimer’s handeemen #ask mortimer

𝔜𝔢𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶, 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔢?

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𝔑𝔬!

𝔄 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔫𝔬, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔭𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔱 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔰?? 𝔚𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱, ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔣 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢! 𝔚𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔰! 𝔄𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔟𝔢𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔬𝔯. 𝔄𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 ℑ’𝔳𝔢 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔩𝔢 𝔯𝔥𝔶𝔪𝔢.

𝔏𝔢𝔱 𝔲𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔞𝔫𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶. 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶, 𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩, ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔤 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫. 𝔚𝔢’𝔳𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔰, 𝔴𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔶 𝔭𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰, 𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫!

((Hey everyone! Sorry if I’ve been a little late to your replies, I just wanted to let you know I’m working on getting back to each and every one of you! Thank you so much for interacting and being a part of the community. Mortimer’s a very busy man but he appreciates all of his cult followers 😉))

Mortimer, I have a VERY important question..

Do you have a crush on anyone in the studio. Maybe, Daisy by any chance?? 👀

I'm just.. curious.

𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰! ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔰, ℑ 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔪𝔶 𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔬𝔫 𝔢𝔵𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔩, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰. 𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱’𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔞 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔤𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔣𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔢𝔰, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔣𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤.

𝔚𝔥𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨-!? ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯..ℑ 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶 𝔥𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯.. ℑ-

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𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔠𝔞𝔫 ℑ 𝔰𝔞𝔶, 𝔰𝔥𝔢’𝔰 𝔞 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫, 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔴𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨 𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 ℑ 𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔩𝔶. 𝔖𝔥𝔢 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴𝔰 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔲𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔞𝔣𝔢𝔱𝔶.

𝔄𝔫 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔫𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔫 𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔰..𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱..ℑ 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔱!

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer handee #mortimer’s handeemen #ask mortimer #paintys palette

Mortimer im stealing all the hosts hands. No your not stopping me - (@riley-ruckus-ask-blog)

ℜ𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔶! ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔯! ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔞 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔬𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲. 𝔗𝔬 𝔤𝔬 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔲𝔦𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥.

ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔲𝔦𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰? 𝔚𝔢’𝔩𝔩 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶’𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔰.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔲𝔡𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶! ℑ 𝔡𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶. 𝔄𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 ℑ 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ 𝔡𝔬 𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔑𝔈𝔙𝔈ℜ 𝔡𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶!

𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢.

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer handee #mortimer’s handeemen #ask mortimer

Since Halloween is coming soon, what is your opinion on the holiday? Also if you could dress up as anything, what would it be?

Oh! I think Halloween is a fantastic holiday! Morty absolutely loves Halloween~♡ ain't that right pumpkin' @mortimer-handee-ask-blog ?

So many fun things to do and especially so many fun foods to make! Candied apples, pumpkin pie, themed cookies and cakes and OH! SO SO MUCH! I can hardly wait to celebrate!

(Tho' you hosts better be carefull tho, best to celebrate inside your homes and saddly not trick or treat this year or if you do please do take safty at hand... That virus that's plaguin' your world right now seems awfully dangerous! Do please keep safe!)

Oh... Dress up? Me?! Oh well usually that's Nicky's favorite part of it, last year he went as some sort of opera phantom i think?

But if it where me? Hmmmm... maybe a witch? Im allways brewing some tasty concoctions after all! *laugh*

What do you darlin's plan to be for hallowen?

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer handee #mortimer’s handeemen #hello puppets mortimer #ask mortimer #enderdwarf123

𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔩𝔶 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤~

Since Halloween is coming soon, what is your opinion on the holiday? Also if you could dress up as anything, what would it be?

𝔄𝔥𝔥 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫, 𝔪𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔞𝔩𝔩. 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔰𝔞𝔶 ℑ’𝔪 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡. ℑ 𝔡𝔬 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔶 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩!

𝔐𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫, 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔫, 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢 𝔞𝔱𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢, 𝔦𝔱’𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔣 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔰 ℑ 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔞𝔶 ℑ 𝔡𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔯.

𝔄𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫’𝔱 𝔡𝔬 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫’𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢 𝔞 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.

𝔄𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭, ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬 𝔞𝔰 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔢. ℑ 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔞 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔰𝔲𝔦𝔱 𝔪𝔢 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔶𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔫.

ℑ𝔱’𝔰 𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨? 𝔚𝔥𝔬 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴𝔰 ℑ 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔶 𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔣𝔦𝔱, 𝔴𝔢’𝔩𝔩 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔞 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔨.

Did you kidnap my brother you creepy bastard?

𝔏𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔫, ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔨𝔦𝔡𝔫𝔞𝔭. ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔡𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔢. 𝔅𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔢’𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔦𝔱’𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔡𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔢.

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#hello puppets mortimer #Mortimer handee #mortimer’s handeemen #ask mortimer

Hello is anyone here?

𝔑𝔬.

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#Mortimer handee #hello puppets mortimer #mortimer’s handeemen #ask mortimer

IM BACK TO NORMAL

I CAN COMMIT W A R CRIMES AGAIN

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You're welcome

Thanks I guess

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Well, it looks like everything is fixed except for Daisy, who I knocked out

O h

ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔪 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲’𝔯𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥, 𝔰𝔦𝔯. 𝔚𝔥𝔬 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔰. 𝔜𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔞 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔟𝔶 𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔥𝔢𝔯.

𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡, 𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔶 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲. 𝔜𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔶𝔢𝔱. 𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔤𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔣𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔡𝔢, ℑ 𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱’𝔰 𝔞 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱.

ℑ𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔲𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲, 𝔡𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔢!

WHAT! Two Scouts, this has to be some illusion put on by Mortimer.

Nah, seems like me. Must be one of them parallel universe things I've heard so much about. Unless @mortimer-handee-ask-blog DID do something. Mortimer, did you clone me or some shit?

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ℑ𝔣 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔡 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴, 𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 ℑ 𝔡𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔱 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱’𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔴..

ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔲𝔦𝔫𝔤. ℑ𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔪 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫 ℑ 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 ℑ𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤!

Okay boomer -(@scout-askblog)

𝔒𝔨𝔞𝔶, 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔱 𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔱, 𝔶𝔬𝔲’𝔯𝔢 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔠𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔲𝔱!

𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱..

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢? ℑ𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔯𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯?

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer’s handeemen #mortimer handee #ask mortimer #scout-askblog

Hey Mortimer, here's a drawing of you, cause you're epic!!

And here, while I'm at it, HAVE A MEME TOO!

ℑ 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔞𝔶, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢! 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡, 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔩𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰! ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔶 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔴𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔣𝔣 𝔦𝔱’𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔢𝔵𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰.

ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔤𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔪, 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔣𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔬-𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 “𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢.”

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 “𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔰” 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱, ℑ’𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶’𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢. 𝔖𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔞 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔭𝔶𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔶 𝔦𝔫 𝔒𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔰 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 ℑ 𝔟𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫 𝔢𝔤𝔤 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔰?!

#*confused old British man noises*#Mortimer thinks you’re all pretty rad too!#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer’s handeemen #mortimer handee #ask mortimer #paintys palette #art submissions #submission

I heard down the old hivemind that you have magical abilities. Is this true?

ℑ 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔢, 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔭𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔳𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔬𝔬.

ℌ𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔥𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯, 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯..𝔥𝔪𝔪..

𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯.

#hello puppets #hello puppets!#mortimer’s handeemen #mortimer #mortimer handee #ask mortimer #standingmanintheshadow

Im gonna commit several crimes within 5 minutes :))))

Update: I have in fact committed all several of the crimes :)

Riley.. what the fuck did you do.

I stated it in the post dipshit

I MEANT WHAT CRIMES YOU CRUSTY-DUSTY GRANDMA

THEN BLATANTLY ASK THAT THE FIRST TIME YA USED ASS WIPE

Fine then, let's try this again. *clears throat*

RILEY, WHAT CRIMES DID YOU JUST COMMIT THROUGHOUT THE SPAN OF FIVE MINUTES?!

Several!

C'mon, be specific, I wanna know what kind of chaos you caused. Don't spare ANY details!

Scout why the hell are you so interested in my work all of a sudden

Idk man, my host wanted me to be friendlier ._.

...

Why the fuck would you listen to that thing

Cause they saved me from dying.. multiple times.

Ew.

Listen. I'm sure if a person saved your life, you would be ever-greatful! Don't even lie!

I'll 99% sure that I'll never be in a situation so dangerous that my life could be lost.

standingmanintheshadow

Hmmm. You sure?

Yes.