~dandelion~

27 • (any pronouns) just confused and trying my best to be happy header by egosweetheart 🌱

[ithopoiia]

hes so sexy i cant wait to see him spit on joel

[grimbeak]

started playing votv the other day

[flowerfluff-deactivated20171111]

i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

[pmamtraveller]

"Rabbit and Crocodiles" by Nishino Yoichi

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[justcallmedom31]

[butt-berry]

They have pup cups at celadon department store now

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite things that's happened during my playthrough of Subnautica 2 so far:

this fish, the Marrowbreach, is labelled to be (and upon basic observation, appears to be) very dangerous and aggressive and scary, so a lot of the time spent interacting them is specifically spent avoiding, or trying to escape them. they have a very specific, telegraphed attack where they launch towards the player in a super scary way.

however. i noticed that despite their scary appearance and loud growling noise, they don't actually do much damage when they attack you. and so i thought to myself "am i categorizing this unfamiliar social activity as aggression? am i being reductive towards how this creature actually operates? am i sure it's not just playing with me?"

and i was right.

[chryza]

Subnautica gave you the chance to be Ryley Robinson. Subnautica 2 gives you the chance to be Bart Torgal

[sajdd]

they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain

[pansyfemme]

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[beemovieerotica]

this commercial is now banned in the UK

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

164.

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2009

[dirbenaffleck]

i think the marvel vs dc conversation is bad because they're very different animals and i think its very obvious in how they approach the avengers and the justice league, even if you compare it between dceu and mcu, because at the end of the day superheroes in marvel seem to be allied with the governemtn regardless of their cause, like shield and avengers seem to be deeply connected in both fucntion and system because they're lead by a military guy and then the league in itself is funny because literally no one gets paid, they consider it volunteer work, that they operate outside of the planet so they would not be beholden to one state

[frownyalfred]

the Avengers: you don't understand, we HAVE to work with the government. to protect people.

the JL, in their satellite floating just outside of Earth's jurisdiction: lmao ok