Jess

IG: moshpittqueen

[89cats]

(source)

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[everythingfox]

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[eros-philiaa]

[harmed]

no hope by  Thomas Mascheroni

[eowyndy]

Excuse me sir, that’s my emotional support 70 year old rock star.

[xxlockscreensx]

Machine Gun Lockscreens -Requested by : @maddierohlfss -

[bob-belcher]

[fuckwallpapers]

halloween lockscreens

[wallpaperprintery]

real friends // sixteen

[wallpaperprintery]

twenty one pilots // truce

[haleyincarnate]

Based off of this post by @lovelysuggestions

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[doc-avalon]

Zombie Tarot By Paul Kepple 

The Zombie Tarot is from the creator of the Housewives Tarot. This 78-card deck is a retro oracle of the undead, where ‘wands become limbs, pentacles are biohazard symbols, and the Major Arcana is full of shambling corpses’.

It had to happen sooner or later I guess.

[wesawanangel]

[minuty]