you lost the game

name | age | sexual orientation | pronouns | living on the traditional, ancestral, unceded, and reclaimed land of the Jewish people.

[lamignonette]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

⚠️sweetiepie located

[divorceddadrock]

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

[miss-nerd-alert]

We must preserve this for future generations.

[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[memecucker]

[bobthebenevolentpirate]

Been trying for like 20 min to find anything that supports this claim and cannot, so uhhh I’m gonna maybe skip incorporating this into my belief system

[zinderant]

So, Spanish Wikipedia cites a source from Muy Interesante, which itself cites the Institutio Nacional de Antropología e Historia, where a roundtable discussion about Maximilian of Habsburg featuring historian Salvador Rueda and writer Héctor Zagal is mentioned. Both are inaccessible now but archive.org has them. The 'knew how to speak Nahuatl' part is still dubious. The page quotes Zagal about Maximilian's "interés por aprander náhuatl", so he was interested in learning it, not he had learned it.

So, if this fact sounds fake, that's probably because it is.

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[2productive]

[sirenofthegreenbanks]

this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read

[ceausescue]

lotta royal children through history have been murdered for no reason other than their birth. but yknow, counterfactually they could be pampered and wealthy their whole life for no reason other than their birth. so its not that raw a deal basically

[heidelbro]

How is it always time to go to work

[sailorsally]

facts.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[tectonicarthur]

Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[henstomper]

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[catilinas]

it's time for the long-hyped: pumice showar

[lighthouseweeper]

Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD