[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[7dmom]

Sorry we don't talk any more. You said something 24 months And 17 days ago around noon when cancer was in the sky that implied the evil in your heart. I could have fixed you but I didn't because low key I don't need that megative energy in my life anymore. The evil is still in you btw.

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[noelle-ism]

i'm a middle class woman thats about to open up a local mom-and-pop restaurant that only offers poisonous foods

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[danielkahndyke]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[yand3retard]

[dogpuppy]

[distinguishedbaloney]