universally beloved girlhero

ellie/nell, 29, she/her, uk 🏳️‍⚧️💕💖

[jibunbosh]

we have two eyeballs to see in 3d. we have two ears to listen in stereo. we have two nostrils for like. fuck all i guess. its all connected anyway. who fucking cares. (looks it up) So that one of them can take a nap or something

[oxyisgone]

life happens & that's it

[colonthreedotexe]

no you don’t understand, i’m committing harm in the name of my righteous beliefs. it’s literally fine that i’m doing this because my victims have bad thoughts. i need to harm them because what if they might commit harm in the future. i’m literally a good person

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[joyous-bunnies]

im so fucking mad

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's so funny when someone says something a bit fishy and you go to check their blog to see if a block is warranted and their bio says something like "apparently i am what Some people call racist, because (bullshit excuse)" and it's like oh are you now

[dragongirlsweetie]

failed to do this kind of check before interacting with someone and i got blocked and called a brainrotted manchild for filling out a form she required you to fill out before saying "hi"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[sapphling]

soft pajama pants are my friend because they make it really easy to grab a girl's ass and/or press your fingers against her perineum while you're making out. in contrast jeans feel like a low level chastity device

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[mousegirlheart]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[iamoutofideas]

🐶 route-117-pokemon-daycare

I wish I could get dicked down again =\

44,350 pokénotes

[bigstrongfemme]

underboob. side boob. cleavage. nipples poking through the fabric. you agree

[movedbacktomymain]

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

[fettiowi]

[bongfox]

Seals like to say this: arf arf art

[bakwaaas]