universally beloved girlhero

ellie/nell, 29, she/her, uk 🏳️‍⚧️💕💖

[neurotoxinsonline]

[bunnywand-z]

this *is* legitimately how i start looking at customers when they try and speak to me 8 hours deep into my 4:30am-1pm shifts tho 😁

[bunnywand-z]

what it felt like finally watching "withnail and i" 🤭

[bunnywand-z]

my "withnailmaxxing" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[bunnywand-z]

they're 2 beautiful, crazy, and deeply unwell tgirls. to Me 💖

[wizardarchetypes]

two small children just walked into the store and asked to use my phone to call a parent because they’re lost. my phone speaker doesn’t work so I can only make calls with earbuds in. so i was like let’s walk across the street to my friend’s shop and use his phone. so i’m holding their hands and crossing the road when their older siblings (who could not be older than 12) walk past, almost miss us, then say (with no urgency whatsoever) “oh! there you guys are. we thought you fell through a sewer grate.”

[wizardarchetypes]

i’d even thought to myself “wow these kids are SO calm about being lost and knew exactly what to do!” then the older siblings made me think perhaps that’s because this was not their first rodeo

[ashes2caches]

casually picking up a transfem and plopping her down in a different location. cutely.

[ashes2caches]

in a just world every trans girl would be rightfully recognized as the prettiest princess in the world.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[videolottery]

Doctors have just confirmed you can swallow as much glass as you need to as long as it not that sharp

[videolottery]

And they’re calling it “sand”!

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

call my girl music the way i love listening to her

[ammnontet]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[biggaybunny]

Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.

[biggaybunny]

Trans women will come up and sniff your hand and eat a piece of lettuce or perhaps fruit out of your hand if you’re patient.

[biggaybunny]

Trans women are mostly crepuscular and enjoy having secluded areas to rest in during the day

[biggaybunny]

However trans women will chew on your wires if you let them.

[peanutgallerymemes]

everything i say is a desperate attempt to not be misunderstood 🤞

[hecatelund]

Me: siiigh, if only there was a way to magically turn into a big fat catgirl…

The suspiciously shaped onion ring:

[streetw0rms]

I've literally seen footage