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ellie/nell, 29, she/her, uk 🏳️‍⚧️💕💖

[roboco-san]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[evilscientist3]

You know something about Humpty Dumpty I feel we don't question enough is the fact that they had all the king's horses trying to put him back together as well as the men. Is it that surprising that the horses couldn't put him back together? Horses are very much not known for their manual dexterity. They have hooves. How are they supposed to support a positive outcome in this situation

[yossyislandd]

who wants to see another pointless picture of my cat sitting normally

[yossyislandd]

you're gonna see it. minu sitting in her tree AGAIN!

[boccher]

i bring a little lunch out to eat at the park and all the birds come mewatching

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[um-jammer-tranny]

two minutes off call with girlfriend and im howling at the walls like a german shepherd calling for walkies

[um-jammer-tranny]

i need her voice on recording the way you leave the tv on for the dog so she doesn't get anxious

[neonfretra]

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

[dragongirlsweetie]

notice how bunnys is a type of animals

[temporalreverie]

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[temporalreverie]

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

[notahorseindisguise]

[thedeliaishere]

im the princess and you like me the most okay

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

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more!!! bigger!!!!!!

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[poyosilly]

[vivlily]

Tis fox girl friday once more,

this week we have a warm and fluffy mid-summer sea breeze, she's slightly more fox-like this time purely because it's cute and I wanted to draw her fluffy.

And with that, I hope you have yourself a happy fox girl friday!

[winged-void]

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.