universally beloved girlhero

ellie/nell, 29, she/her, uk 🏳️‍⚧️💕💖

[tubbiecustardt]

beach peach!!!!!!!!!! i love

[sadgrrly02]

having a little trouble focusing on this article

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[straightboyfriend]

it feels gurd when itouch my ouiner

[grenade-maid]

The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness

[angelicbrats]

lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

[micromontage]

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

[things-that-are-not-true]

the largest animal on planet earth is the hummingbee

[plasticpunkhypno]

Trying to teach your doll self care saying “you can’t pour from an empty cup” and instantly regretting your choice of metaphor as it smugly pulls out a plastic tea set

[fairycosmos]

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

[saltedume]

and he'd be kinda purple too

[fairycosmos]

and he’d be kinda purple toooooooo

[xx-mattimax-xx]

Much to learn on the subject

[clwncorez]

elliesferal

[aoiui]

I love being down to earth and beautiful

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[star-sstruck]

Clean your fucking monitor.

[humiliationvictim]

I’m having a really fucking hard time right now as the love of my life is trying to call off our wedding because she’s in love with a customer from her wine store and the wedding is in like 3 hours also this isn’t even my monitor because I stole this post from someone else but yeah glad you got your cute little hate post off as if I don’t have other shit to deal with today

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now