Moss

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[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

HELLO!!!! 👹

My name is …

MOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY INTRODUCTORY POST:

Made this account just to ramble tbh.. I have no friends so I figured I might as well air out all of my personal information on the internet!!😁

Fun facts about meee:

I use any pronouns

I’m homeless because I ran away from home when I was 14 😱

I only vaguely know how old I am because idk my birthday

My hair is naturally green, I think I was a radioactive baby or smth (idk..don’t ask)

This is my first time using a touch screen phone

I bit off my own finger tee hee (bored idk)

I am the local neighborhood tweaker

Lowkey I don’t like to wear shoes

Hardest drug I ever took was ketamine 🤤

I think I got mold growing in my lungs💀

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Disclaimer!!!!!!

(This is an rp account for my oc PLEASE don’t take any of this literally,,, none of this actually happened to me)

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Guys I think this guy I’ve had a crush on is DTF😏

TLDR:

There’s this dude that works at this SHADY ass mattress store that literally lets me sleep on the mattresses sometimes..

I have never bought a single mattress in my life. Anyway- he kidnapped and interrogated me bc I stole from him (hear me out) but he let me live🥹♥️

Oh and he gave me his cell number ???? If that doesn’t scream DTF idk what does atp

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

MY LONG AWAITED UPDATE HEHEHE !!! 😝

We FUCKED and he is now my boyfriend but he does not know it yet. Don’t tell him PLEASE- it’ll scare him off…

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Guys I think this guy I’ve had a crush on is DTF😏

TLDR:

There’s this dude that works at this SHADY ass mattress store that literally lets me sleep on the mattresses sometimes..

I have never bought a single mattress in my life. Anyway- he kidnapped and interrogated me bc I stole from him (hear me out) but he let me live🥹♥️

Oh and he gave me his cell number ???? If that doesn’t scream DTF idk what does atp

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

I just stole COKE (the drink. THE DRINK. IM TALKING ABOUT THE DRINK. why would I lie???????? You guys don’t think I’m lying right?? haha uhh… anyway.)

I stole COKE from a mattress store that I’m 100% sure is a money laundry scheme (is that what it’s called?? Like when they like.. laundry the money?? Idk why it’s called that, what does it have to do with laundry? It’s money, wouldn’t it like.. ruin the money if you put it in the laundry?? Also it’s a mattress store- so I’m liek confused now)

Anyway I.. “drank”.. A LOT of this COKE just now and I think I’m gonna go hang out with that group of tweakers down the block- I feel like I could def hang out with them now.

^^For a completely unrelated reason that has absolutely nothing to do with the drink that is COKE.

I just think we’d get along yk?

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

If anyone was wondering what it was like to eat my own finger..!!

it was pretty chill, kinda sounded like a carrot. I didn’t feel much pain, only because I had taken a lot of ketamine. I did cauterize the wound so it’s like whatever. It hurt alot more the next morning when the ketamine wore off.

Oh! also I ate it like a chicken wing so I still have the bone. Pretty cool, I put it in a jar🙏

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

[thesofteststrange-deactivated20]

can you hit me until i bleed? (flirting)

[macabrevampire]

t-shirt that reads "i'd rather be getting psychosexually tormented right now"

[infectiouspiss]

the g spot is inside the stab wound

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Is now a good time to admit that I am a Bigfoot TRUTHER??

Like deadass guys, I’m not even joking. I know he’s real, I’ve seen him with my own damn eyes. Before you say “oh but you live in the city”… HIS SPECIES IS NOMADIC. And tbh he blends in well in New York anyways. Like put a hat on him, he just looks like a regular dude.

I firmly believe that there are TWO Bigfoots left in North America. One male and one female, guys PLEASE spread the word so we can save their species, they are ENDANGERED.

We need to reunite the Bigfoots!!!!

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Guys I’m feeling so crispy like… I’m off my fuckjnv rocker dudes.. I can see the colors that fish can see

Im seeing EXTRA colors

[pixelated-nebula]

I made some pixel art and had so much fun 🥰

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Rate my dinner:

The rats I find skittering across the floor (found 2 so far)

Pizza I found in the trash (4 1/2 slices)

Dr. Pepper (a literal child gave it to me, couldn’t even tell you why lmao)

Meth

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Do we think it’s okay to eat rats (raw + alive)?? I usually bite off the head first anyway so they aren’t suffering. AND I do have an infestation sooooo… (perks of living in an abandoned arcade ig).

Um anyways, yes or yes???

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

can i hit???? pretty please

…..Yes

-$15 for HJ

-$20 for BJ

-$40 for penetration

-$50 for other penetration… iykyk

-$100 to spend the night

NO KISSING AND YOU GOTTA BRING PROTECTION (no, not a gun..stg)

I also take substances as a form of payment, DM me for more details XOXO 🫶😍

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Okay so I’ve been going to this same matress store to nap for a few days and the guy that runs it has not kicked me out a single time…guys I think he has a crush on mee teeheee 😍

[mossmustgettheelectricchair]

Sometimes I go into mattress stores just to take a nap. I haven’t been caught yet…