mossiest thing in this graveyard

lover of mushrooms, hater of words alt: mossy-corpse-reblogs art blog: MossyCorpse

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PENIS COPTER

oh you turned anon’s off

hello sofreli

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My inner monologue has suddenly become a gay Scottish man. If anyone knows how to change this, please find me in my pit and scream at me.

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Love when an ao3 author puts the chapter word count in the notes before the chapter

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fuck

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Using sign language is great because if you inform someone that you're about to throw hands, that can either mean you're going to hit them, or give a lecture

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I love reading stories about trans joy. Nothing more beautiful

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I found the most ??? (positive) peanut today

Like, isn't it so shapely?

Have it next to an ordinary peanut for comparison

Now observe the multiple other photographs I have taken to document this fleeting piece of this life

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.Ask game. List 5 things that make you happy. then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Technically your reblog account reblogged from me. But I'm sending this to your main.

1. Guild Wars 2

2. Writing my fics

3. Cats

4. Cool visuals and fun sounds

5. Quirky tumblr culture

(also ily for sending this to my main, my organization is working !!)

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insomnia day :(

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If you remove the first s from artists, it becomes aretits. Which sounds like our tits, and that's beautiful I think

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Me if I was a politician:

I, personally, will ensure that we impregnate all pauses

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One time, in like 3rd grade, I gave a compliment to a kid who was wearing a costume for spirit week and then the rude white lunch lady put me in lunch detention for talking to someone standing in line (that wasn't a rule btw, she just made up shit to punish people). Anyway, that's why I'm such a bitch now and don't do polite things

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Can't wait to hold my classmates hostage on Tuesday 🥰🥰🥰

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When writing fanfiction, you should always ask yourself "should I make this character have another mental breakdown?"

The answer is always yes

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I have blanket at home and I'm not there right now :(

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bitches when there's misogyny in the early 2000s shows (it's me, I'm bitches)

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For anyone with any knowledge of multiple languages, does exhaustion make you better at understanding your other language?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 22

Roommate and I were having a conversation. Whenever I can't sleep, suddenly I can read Russian that I would struggle to understand while fully lucid; and they start to think in Spanish when tired, despite not having studied it in years. I'm curious if this is a wider phenomenon, or if we are just freaks (as usual)