Will Bite If Not Fed

Lova - 22 - Sweden Cute but ready to sell my soul to donnie and turn into ash. Insta @lovasvall

[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[netherworldpost]

[mossy-fool]

I am VERY and let me truly emphasise this,

VERY

Rarely jealous of the US or even the UK for that matter BUT there are certain things I can’t do in my own tiny shithole of the world. For example…

Anthropologie is a store we don’t have and I’ll never get to walk into one unless I get on a fucking plane. Now I don’t really feel the need to visit it. I’ll survive either way but some part of me feel like this is a hell that should be experienced.

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[mossy-fool]

So every year there’s a town in Sweden that have an impossibly large goat made out of hay erected right around Christmas.

And every year it’s a fight between arsonist and preservers. Basically people try to burn it down and the manufacturers who create the goat try to stop them with the help of the police.

This year it didn’t burn.

IT FELL OVER

The winds were so strong that it actually collapsed

[mossy-fool]

UPDATE I found another picture.

I love this. It looks like it gave up.

[mossy-fool]

So every year there’s a town in Sweden that have an impossibly large goat made out of hay erected right around Christmas.

And every year it’s a fight between arsonist and preservers. Basically people try to burn it down and the manufacturers who create the goat try to stop them with the help of the police.

This year it didn’t burn.

IT FELL OVER

The winds were so strong that it actually collapsed

[mossy-fool]

Im convinced our breeder gave us the hardest pup in the litter just because she could. He’s 1 year old now and equally as obnoxious as before.

Also if anyone says that you just have to train them I’ll lose my shit and redirect all of you to @iamthebonecarver

Because this dog is quite literally insane. He’s a peach but also a hellfire at the same time

[iamthebonecarver]

How tf did I get dragged into this?????

[mossy-fool]

Because people might mistake you for having a sound mind? Why else would I drag you into this.

[mossy-fool]

Im convinced our breeder gave us the hardest pup in the litter just because she could. He’s 1 year old now and equally as obnoxious as before.

Also if anyone says that you just have to train them I’ll lose my shit and redirect all of you to @iamthebonecarver

Because this dog is quite literally insane. He’s a peach but also a hellfire at the same time

[fuckyeah-pavement]

honour those who came before us

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[missmorwen]

The like heart just turned into a pumpkin on a Halloween post. Best easter egg ever

Edit: Just tested it and the post needs a halloween tag for it to work

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[mossy-fool]

I’m gonna say this once. AND ONLY ONCE.

Tristan and Rory in Gilmore girls had potential and I feel that I got robbed.

End of story

[actuallycuteanimals]

so, like, what do you think about chihuahuas???

They are a lovely and very underrated fish

[actuallycuteanimals]

wAIT

DOG.

I MEANT DOG

[actuallycuteanimals]

I will carry this shame forever

[purpurred]

behold! a fish!

[actuallycuteanimals]

Dont do this to me