Welcome

To the thought dome. It’s like the thunder dome but more empty

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Both ideas that we wear masks to hide our true selves from people and song writers such as rappers show their true feelings through their lyrics are cannon. What are they like in person?

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MMA but it’s rich people fighting, winner keeps both peoples money. Loser starts over.

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The family behind me and the other families they’re friends with usually get drunk and loud as hell watching sports on Sunday but since none are on their kids are doing a tug of war tournament and the parents are shouting

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Anyone else use candles like lil linnen scented trashcans?

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I love getting high and listening to the joe rogan podcast

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What if blood donations are just how vampires collect blood in modern days

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All these cool Netflix shows like narcos in the desert, but I need something cold and wet. Why not do a show about the kray twins. It’s super interesting and something Americans barely know about, the guys were whoooooo

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I don’t actually listen to music, it’s really just background noise for when I debate with myself over something that would never happen, I don’t end up looking weird talking to myself.

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Just had the brilliant idea of raising my child and only speak to them in a German accent for x amount of years and then completely drop the accent one day and never acknowledge it.

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Happy to announce that I don’t send lude photos, just fat joints.

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Iswear the only reason I’m still alive is because when I’m out in the wild my parents made me anal retentive as hell about looking both ways before I cross the street..

You’re welcome.

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Can’t even win in my dreams

Had a dream that I went to a bank somewhere on vacation and for some reason I was their 2,000th visitor so they gave me a vacuum sealed stack of cash and a giant check thing. Later in the dream I thought to myself “there’s no way that’s $2000. I LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND IT SAID $2000 “VALUE” AND RANDOM MADE UP SPONSORS. I ENDED UP PLAYING WITH A CHEAP PLASTIC PERISCOPE AND LITERALLY GOT SO ANGRY IN MY DREAM THAT I WOKE UP AND IT WAS 7 AM

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If the letter “h” didn’t exist, November would be more fun in America

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Love the light.

Live in the grey.

Be fascinated by the dark.

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The only difference between something being courageous and stupid is if it succeeded or not

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When I was in middle school I found out girls don’t like it when you tell them they have the same name as your dog

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A shirt with only 3 holes