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[staticofthetv]

The real reason Stratt didn't want to join the karaoke party on the vat is because she knew Leclerc would be singing sad song after sad song but changing the words to match the despair he felt over nuking Antarctica

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

help I accidentally left my earbuds on and they not only played music on random the entire night but cycled through CALLING random numbers in my contacts at like 1 am 🥲

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

how does someone at the grown age of 36 decide that he can’t be monogamous nine months into a relationship?? I feel so awful for megan thee stallion, I hope she’s okay.

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

I’ve had the most overwhelming sense of anxiety and depression ever recently and was so stressed that I was getting symptoms outside of the luteal phase. I finally checked a calendar and my period was Not in fact just the other week, it was almost a month ago 😭😭

[gaylilsherlock]

me, watching the pittlings on the roof crying and barely holding it together tired and exhausted while they watch the fourth of july fireworks in each other’s arms because all they have is each other in this horrible wonderful awful incredible life at this hospital:

this is so MASH episode A War For All Seasons coded when colonel potter weeps as he wishes everyone a happy new year and they’re all crying because they thought they’d be home by now but they’re not they’re still in korea and the war isn’t over and it’ll never be over and everything hurts but they can’t do anything about it

[unmechanism]

I have absolutely 0 interest about the way they're fucking up Good Omens sadly

[unmechanism]

some of you would gobble up any slop if it was explicitly gay

[unmechanism]

and im saying this as someone to whom the book was very dear and who truly loved s1, I think coffee shop tropes and romcom shenanigans are neither interesting nor a good exploration of their relationship

[team43]

[pikaclerc]

1644 are giving a lesson to everyone when it comes to how to be good but still competitive teammates and it's a shame people are desperate for drama and want to make this dynamic something negative.

Charles' radios are completely normal, I've heard Lewis use the radio to say the same type of things, every driver does. They don't do it to screw over their teammate or because beating them is the only thing they care about, they do it to let the team know how far they think they can go.

Where Lewis and Charles are different than a lot of duos we have seen on the grid lately is that when Ferrari leaves it to them to fight it out on track they do it, with no complaints, fair racing and respect for each other. If you think they are too aggressive, I'm sorry to tell you it does not matter, because clearly Charles and Lewis have agreed that they wanna race each other like this and they've proven they can do it.

This doesn't mean they won't butt heads a couple of times, they probably will, it happens to practically all teammates, but like I said Lewis and Charles have shown they are 100% able to keep it on track. And maybe that isn't even the right expression to use, because we tend to associate "keeping it on track" with "they resolve their beef on track" but they aren't bringing anything to their racing other than "That is another driver and he's a competitor like everyone else is so I'm gonna treat him like every competitor" and proving this is something you can do within a team.

[gigakubica]

Ollie crashing at 50G because the car in front lost all of it's battery thank to these fuck ass regulations, bruising his knee so much that he was LIMPING and then the clip of his crash gets immediately used in the outro montage for the race like it's not a big deal look at this crash wow so interesting. Like???50G into barriers is not "not a big deal"?????

Max's silverstone murder attempt was 51G. Vision problems for the rest of the season. You can argue it's a diffrent kind of crash, but - Esteban's 2022 Miami crash? He also crashed sideways but that was a concrete wall. "Just" 42G. HE WAS PISSING BLOOD. HE FAINTED.

Do you want someone to die? Is this what it is? Will something change only after tragedy????

I think we are at the point where drivers should boycott these regulations. Because what if there was no runoff? What if that was a wall?? What if this shit happens in Vegas. Baku. Monaco. Tracks with literally no runoff at times and walls that are literally through most of the track. You either crash into someone going slower (Anthoine????????) or you evade and end up in the wall (Daniel??)

Fuck. These. Regulations.

[blans]

i would like to commemorate on this blog that on this day at the 2026 japanese grand prix, alex albon pitted six (6) times

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

omg I hope ollie bearman is okay that crash looked bad

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

so glad he’s okay!! happy to see kimi antonelli, oscar piastri, and charles leclerc on podium

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

omg I hope ollie bearman is okay that crash looked bad

[landonor]

mercedes' aesthetic for the japanese gp is a fever dream

[mostly-void-partially-stars]

I’m sorry the mercedes livery for japan this year is so ugly, what were they thinking 😭😭

[formula-history]

I'm anti-conspiracy theory unless it's a really fun one.

Mercedes having illegal engines? ❌Boring, unoriginal, repetative, demonstratably false

The Aston Martin is falling apart because the ghost of Ayrton Senna is invisibly pulling apart the machine as it's driven, just to fuck with Adrian Newey? ✔ Interesting, different, haven't seen it before, you can't prove that's not happening.