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You’d think a zombie wouldn’t fear death, and you’d be wrong. The undead have glimpsed the afterlife, and know their mother-in-laws are waiting for them.
Everybody please calmly proceed to your nearest exits and head towards your designated muster point. You’ll find it three towns that-a-way.
Be careful to whom you grant the power of unregulated choice.
Going to start putting these here again for those of you who forgot we exist. :^]
Two pages, just for you. ‘3′
Immediate perk of breaking into upper-management: delegation of responsibilities yields a more favorable allocation of credit.
I love orc and gnome, I love those 2 dorks a lot
:D They love you too!
Orc and Gnome have taken to shaking those kobolds up and down and up again for hot loot maps.
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Kobolds, even with their propensity for aggressive map-sharing and crippling addiction to the momentary joys of ‘ups’, are still adorable. Admit it.
Death is one answer. Permanent maiming of your local necromancer is another. Neither will save our precious Gnome. But one will make Orc feel better. And that’s all anyone cares about.
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Hooray!
Mystery sludge is a fantastic moisturizer and only *mildly* mutates your cellular structure!
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It’s.. it’s like a spa.
As a necromancer I solve my problems by waiting for them to die. Then bringing them back from the dead at family gatherings and inappropriate social functions.
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All social functions are inappropriate if you bring a corpse.
His parents hoped he’d grow up to be a podiatrist.
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I mean... he’s a kind of doctor, right? No?
Does she know mouth to mouth?
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And as his primary caregivers flirted shamelessly, Mr. Turtle descended into delinquency.
Where did she find Orc themed bandaids?
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So we looked into what it’d take to make orc bandaids. Turns out it’s possible, but probably not a great idea.
Goblins. They’re just like the rest of us.
slurps.
Calculus. He’s going to teach her calculus.
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Gnome looks like he’s turned to stone!
An adorable menace is still a menace.
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Early on when we first started OGMA, my boss was asking how it was going. Only, he couldn’t remember what it was called, so he asked, “How is your webcomic, uhh... Troll... and... Monkey? going”. More amusingly, he pronounced ‘monkey’ with this hesitation that made it sound more like mun-key. And so I decided I was going to integrate that into the story somehow.