PRACTICAL MAGIC.
roleplay sentence starters of the 1998 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: death, violence, abuse, innuendo.
is that why people hate us so much, [ name ]?
they don't hate us, sweetheart. we just make them a little nervous.
they feared her because she had a gift.
she knew that when you hear the sound of the deathwatch beetle, the man you love is doomed to die.
we tucked you into our lives then.
in this house, we have chocolate cake for breakfast.
the only curse in this family is sitting right there at the end of the table.
what about my poor [ name ]?
my little witch, let's go inside and do some spells.
you'll both learn things in this house you'll never learn in school.
you've been blessed with a gift.
your talents will emerge in time.
just keep working on your spells.
i want [ pronoun ] so much, i can't think about anything else.
i don't want anyone else.
why else would i come here?
be careful what you wish for.
i hope i never fall in love.
i can't wait to fall in love.
come on, [ name ], what's enough?
i want to go where no one's even heard of us.
i feel like i'll never see you again.
it'll be you and me living in a big house. these two old biddies with all these cats.
god, what was i thinking?
hopefully, someday she'll find a guy who'll go through her.
all i want is a normal life.
darling, when will you understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue.
where are you going, dear?
i don't even mind the beard.
everything is just so blissfully normal.
you might say that life is perfect.
it was the curse, wasn't it?
what spell? what are you talking about?
it was just a little push.
i've never asked you for anything!
i don't care what he comes back as. as long as he comes back.
my children will never do magic.
she puts on her mouse ears, she drives around town all liquored up - naked!
i was just thinking about you.
i was really, really happy.
i'm sure all this is really boring to you
sometimes we just stay up all night worshipping each other like bats.
why are you taking that stuff?
doesn't that seem strange to you?
you'd think after 300 years, they'd make up a better rhyme.
we do not toy with people's lives. this is not a game.
[ name ] thinks any man who marries us is going to croak.
a storm's coming. go check the windows for me.
sometimes i feel there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn.
i think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could hear the ocean.
and the moon tonight, there's a circle around it, a sign of trouble not far behind.
i just want someone to love me. i want to be seen.
there is no man, [ name ], only that moon.
i'm scared. can you come and get me?
nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember!
let's get you out of here.
he punched me real hard, the bastard.
where's my tiger's eye? it brings me luck.
i want to be with you forever.
how much did you give him?
please, god, if you get us out of this, i'll be good. i'll have babies.
it's all my fault, [ name ]. i didn't mean to ruin your life.
you should stop smoking so much.
i should smoke two at once. it'll shorten the sentence.
no, that is not an option. that is not a choice.
you have the worst taste in men.
what if they don't like me?
a little mugwort will fix that right up.
i think a brownie for breakfast would fix you right up.
i'll be back, if anyone cares.
i don't know where that came from. that was weird.
she just made that all up.
[ name ] has her own magic. and we all know what it is.
where did this bottle come from?
what's going on in this house?
it's a very distinct smell. it's the smell of bullshit.
we had a problem, we handled it.
honey, can i see that a second?
they said to give you a message: "clean up your own mess."
why don't you come inside?
i know this sounds really strange, but i don't think i can lie to him.
so what brings you to the island?
i'm not going to beat around the bush.
if a man hits me, he only does it once.
may i have my hand back, please?
you should know, she has the worst taste in men.
would you mind if i just took a look around?
on halloween, they all jump off the roof and fly!
when they get mad at you, they hex you.
am i under some kind of surveillance?
if you want to know something, ask me.
do you ever put your arms out and spin really fast? that's what love is like.
i won't let you fall down.
i have a question or two.
you should come here on halloween. you'd really see something.
do you have any idea how strange this all sounds to me?
no, there's no devil in the craft.
he knows how to flip pancakes.
what do you think you're playing at?
all my life, i've wished i had half your talent.
wasn't expecting company.
i know you're in some kind of trouble.
curses only have power when you believe in them.
i see our instincts are getting a little rusty.
no, now's not the time to be shy.
there's a little witch in all of us.
don't die on me, [ name ], please.
can love travel back in time and heal a broken heart?
there are some things i know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. keep rosemary by your garden gate. plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can.
