URBAN LEGEND.
roleplay sentence starters of the 1998 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: gore, violence, gaslighting, innuendo.
so you've been stealing your roommate's birth-control pills?
how the hell am i gonna get a new roommate this late in the semester?
okay, please, please make it.
run out of gas?
could you come inside for one minute, please?
is there a problem?
someone's in the backseat!
spit it out, [ name ].
had yourself a little frat boy protein shake, did you?
should i, like, get my stomach pumped or something?
i think the only thing you need pumped is the air out of your head.
sweetie, the world is not ready for you to reproduce.
how exactly does [ name ] come up with this stuff?
that's not the point of the story, paperboy.
he takes that little knife and he cuts their throat, ear to ear.
well, it's a bullshit story you hear on every campus in the northeast.
i mean, where's the proof?
if there's another e. coli crisis in the cafeteria, i want you to have the biggest, juiciest burger on me.
he is such a babe.
did it seem like he was giving me the eye?
should i ask him out anyway?
the story's not true, it's just a legend.
if it's just a legend, then what's the problem?
i won't encourage this.
come on, cut me a little slack.
now, what exactly happens when i say "bloody mary" five times?
come on, it's time to raise the dead.
you called?
she was trying to summon the dead, [ name ].
is this what you do with your free time, [ name ]?
you know, he was half-way normal before pledge week.
shut off the fucking light!
well, that really happened to a girl in my hometown.
don't worry, you'll probably survive.
he is such a moron.
hey, what's going on?
is this true?
the only lunatic on this campus is you.
can i quote you on that?
let's get out of here.
hold on a second.
this was someone's life, [ name ].
my voice was probably the last she heard. can you imagine?
what if there is a lunatic on campus?
hello? space cadet?
yeah, and i'll miss her too, because that girl gave great head.
you seemed kind of weird this afternoon.
isn't it horrible about [ name ]?
i was in the neighborhood.
we can just go someplace and talk.
a little something to warm you up?
i'd really rather not talk about it anymore.
it's completely understandable. if you don't wanna open up, that's fine.
i still have so much love inside of me left to give.
you're lonely. you're repressed. you're aching to break loose.
that was a fairly good impersonation of a human being.
you don't have to act like such a bitch.
it's not an act, believe me.
one black eye or two, [ name ]?
they killed him. somebody killed him.
if you don't mind me asking, what the hell are you on?
come on, it's just like that urban legend.
what are you trying to say, [ name ]?
well, then my big question is, what is he gonna do next, huh?
is someone there?
this is definitely not a myth.
thanks for the warning.
so you never actually saw anyone there?
who would have thought she would do something like that?
i know that this is a really bad time for you.
how did you get that?
why didn't you tell me you knew her?
hey, look. i'm just doing my job here, okay?
it's a stretch.
what's that got to do with anything?
so this is where you research all your lurid articles.
reality is lurid, alright?
i'm only the messenger.
did anyone die there?
would you look at that?
something i can help you with?
how can you suggest that i had anything to do with that girl's death?
what was all that about?
what do you wanna talk about?
hey, i just wanna know what's going on here.
[ name ], nothing is gonna happen to me.
i don't know, i think i should go home for a few days.
you need to relax and have some fun and come to the party. okay?
promise you won't leave me alone?
i'm gonna go get something to drink. you want anything?
look, i'm sorry i doubted you before.
nothing's gonna happen to you, okay?
what was that all about?
you trying to give me a heart attack here?
why don't you have another drink?
why do you always have to be such a jerk?
you're gonna die tonight.
am i right? hello?
now, don't get shy on me all of a sudden, fuckface.
please, i don't wanna die!
hey, [ name ], i'm on your side.
you have my number. use it.
okay, you can just let me out right here.
what's wrong with you?
i'm sorry, but i can't understand a thing you're saying, doll.
if i remove the gag, you've got to promise me that you won't scream.
you're fucking crazy.
i prefer the term eccentric.
i guess you could say i'm a little nutty.
you still haven't figured it out, have you?
payback's a bitch, isn't it, [ name ]?
you won't get away with this.
don't you want to be an urban legend?
i am really gonna enjoy watching you bleed to death.
you're cute, [ name ], but you're not that fucking cute.
where's your proof?
were you even listening?
i believe you, but you didn't tell it right.
okay, listen up, because this is how the story really goes.
NIGHT SCHOOL.
roleplay sentence starters of the 1981 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, death, paranoia, decapitations, stalking.
that's what you wanna be when you grow up?
ain't you going home, [ name ]?
who is it you came for?
you're going to make somebody a great wife someday.
we were pretty busy last night, remember?
we could have breakfast in bed.
that's all you think about, isn't it?
see how i cleaned up the house for you?
that sounds boring.
how do you want your eggs?
your wit is outstanding.
it wouldn't do you any harm to stay involved.
we could take a long walk on the beach.
it's your day off.
that makes two killings in a week.
no fingerprints, no suspects, no motives, no nothing.
this you're not going to believe.
here comes the bullshit.
that's an odd word to use.
sticks and stones, [ name ], sticks and stones.
scenes like this are a direct link with man's primitive past.
this whole thing must be upsetting for you.
how could anyone do such a thing?
i think you're dealing with a psychotic killer here, a maniac that strikes without rhyme or reason.
i ain't got no degree, but i can give a lecture on that subject.
you're not walking home alone tonight, are you? after what happened?
you scared me half to death!
so what's the answer?
we keep coming back to water.
do you really believe man can go out and kill? just like that?
would you like to know the statistics of that kind of coincidence?
that isn't the way i heard it.
people don't kill just for the hell of it. there's always a reason.
oh, christ! you're not going to have a jealous tantrum, are you?
i'd do anything in the world for you, but it's not enough, is it?
what's the matter? you got the blues?
do you have to flirt with the waitress?
i was just trying to be friendly.
if you believe that bullshit, honey, you'll believe anything.
why on earth didn't you tell me about this sooner?
just get hold of yourself, alright?
would you like to spend the night at my house? that way we can talk and you won't feel so alone.
would you let me clean up, for christ's sake?
don't cut yourself on that glass.
you can't count on help these days.
ah, go to hell.
is there a law that says i have to go to work if i don't feel good?
now, what's this, a hobby of yours?
do you have a search warrant?
they seriously believe that in taking the heads of their enemies, they are possessing their life force.
even the most depraved homicidal maniac wouldn't do that just for fun.
don't get so damn excited.
all you need to be a good cop is a good pair of shoes.
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS.
[ 2 / 2 ] roleplay sentence starters of the 2011 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, drugs, death, murder, horror, manipulation.
there's always next year.
they're like something from a nightmare.
no. they're something nightmares are from.
you get used to it.
should you?
a couple more minutes, who knows what might've happened?
dude, be thankful. those things are terrifying. and the cleanup on them is a nightmare.
yeah, well, they may be zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots, but they're our zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.
i'd just like to see them fall on their asses, for once.
there's too much riding on this.
come on, like you wouldn't want a piece of that.
can we not talk about people in pieces any more tonight?
are you feeling lonely, [ name ]?
i never did buy that ring.
i have a theory about all this.
[ name ], do you wanna go lie down?
don't push me around.
you seriously believe nothing weird is going on?
[ name ]'s just drunk.
you're not seeing what you don't wanna see.
pop-tarts? did you say you have pop-tarts?
[ name ], i love you, but you're really high.
we are not who we are.
i'm gonna go read a book with pictures.
you speak latin?
weird how it all comes back.
well, it's a weird kind of night.
i'm sorry about tonight.
what are you running away for?
did i get a little beer on your shirt? i guess it'll have to come off, huh?
your basic human needs disgust me.
it's so dark. take me inside?
show us the goods.
you understand what's at stake, here?
[ name ], man, you gotta wake up. your shit is topsy-turvy.
i'm gonna go for a walk.
okay. i swear to fucking god, somebody is talking. or i'm pretty sure someone is.
what are you saying?
what do you want?
you think i'm a puppet, huh?
you think i'm a puppet. gonna do a little fucking puppet dance!
i'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up.
i thought there'd be stars.
we are abandoned.
jesus, what happened?
where are you hurt?
we've gotta get out of here.
i'm not leaving here without [ name ].
what is that thing?
we gotta lock this place down.
no matter what happens, we have to stay together.
watch the master work.
we should split up.
i'm on a reality tv show.
my parents are gonna think i'm such a burnout.
help me! help me!
this is where he killed them.
this is where he kills us.
let's just check the walls, okay?
you like pain? how's that work for you?
remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?
how old do you think i am?
the evil is defeated!
fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!
any word from downstairs?
you guys are humanity's last hope.
we're dark on the whole sector.
what the fuck do you think i'm doing?
look out! get out of the way! make a hole!
[ name ], what is going on?
we can't go back.
there's no way across.
what're we gonna do? jump?
i'll get help.
i'm coming back with cops and choppers.
he hit something.
[ name ] was right.
there's gotta be another road.
you're missing the point.
please, do not go nuts on me, okay, [ name ]? you're all i've got, now.
you're celebrating?
how can the ritual be complete?
it's so strange.
i'm actually rooting for this girl.
tequila is my lady! my lady!
you knuckleheads.
i'm just giving you a hard time.
turn the fucking music off.
that's impossible. everything was done within the guidelines.
[ name ], come on.
what is this place?
i had to dismember that guy with a trowel.
somebody sent those dead fucks up here to get us.
do we wanna go down?
where else are we gonna go?
they made us choose. they made us choose how we die.
take him out first.
how does that help us right now?
good work, zombie arm.
this should've gone differently.
i can only imagine your pain and confusion.
what's happening to you is part of something bigger.
you've seen horrible things. an army of nightmare creatures, but they are nothing compared to what came before.
this is part of a ritual.
they don't just want to see us killed. they want to see us punished.
we work with what we have.
the sun is coming up in eight minutes. if you live to see it, the world will end.
you can die with them … or you can die for them.
you have to be strong.
you feeling strong?
i'm so sorry i almost shot you.
i'm sorry i let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS.
[ 1 / 2 ] roleplay sentence starters of the 2011 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, drugs, death, murder, horror, manipulation.
it's a nightmare.
oh, come on. it's a jinx.
seriously? i thought they were looking good.
it's not the first time it's come down to that.
we know what we're doing, [ name ].
you guys better not be messing around in there.
no, i hear what you're saying.
it's gonna be a long weekend if everyone's that puckered up.
are you even listening to me?
why haven't you stuck that asshole's picture on the dartboard yet?
hurry up with the "very fabulous." i'm getting insecure about it now.
no, it looks awesome. [ name ]'s gonna lose it.
i knew what i was getting into.
you know what you're getting into this weekend?
if you treat this like a setup, i'm gonna have no fun at all.
what if i get bored?
no more learning!
he's a sweet guy. and he's good with his hands.
no, who gave you these? who taught you about these?
i learned it from you, okay? i learned it from watching you!
you know, [ name ], it's a weekend, not an evacuation.
people in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.
do you wanna spend the weekend in jail?
cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. they fear this man. they know he sees further than they … and he will bind them with ancient logics.
what are you, stoned?
[ name ], you fetching minx! you have any food?
let's get this show on the road!
i hope this is the right road. it doesn't even show up on the gps.
go someplace for one goddamn weekend where they can't … globally position my ass, man.
is society crumbling, [ name ]?
society is binding. right? it's filling in the cracks with concrete. everything's filed or recorded or blogged, right? chips in our kids' heads so they won't get lost.
society needs to crumble. we're all just too chickenshit to let it.
i've missed your rants.
you will come to see things my way.
but sitterson does like to be called "ma'am." he'll also answer to "honey toes."
you clear on what's gonna be happening here?
did they tell you that being prepped is not the same as being prepared?
i'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.
sign says "closed."
i seen plenty come and go.
you sassing me, boy?
you were rude to my friend.
you got enough to get you there. getting back … that's your concern.
i know the railroad's coming through here any day, now. that's gonna be big.
one spider and i'm sleeping in the rambler.
come on. give me a hand.
everybody get your suits on. in 10 minutes, we're heading to the lake.
i was not informed there would be calisthenics.
that's just creepy.
i didn't even like hearing that.
thanks. for being decent.
well, i'll just be flattered and keep it to myself.
hey, let's not jump to any conclusions there.
ask me that again, only slower.
i'll see it when i believe it.
oh, christ. can you take a message?
to be honest, he's kind of freaking me out.
[ name ], baby, what's happening? how's the weather up top?
their blind eyes see nothing of the horrors to come.
am i on speakerphone?
that's rude. i don't know who's in the room.
i can't believe it. i did it again!
there's something else in the lake!
don't kill the gorgeous man! we're endangered!
they're practically giving their money away.
i'm not even sure we have one of these.
hey, what do you got?
they pick the same thing every year.
what do you want from me?
more than anything, i just want this moment to end.
seems a little harsh, doesn't it?
how can you wager on this when you control the outcome?
yeah, we rig the game as much as we need to.
oh, let's get this party started!
truth or dare?
i dare you to make out with … that moose, over there.
[ name ]… have you ever seen a moose before?
i'm living in a womb of reefer, leave me alone.
how did you know?
oh, my god. that is so sweet of you to say.
there's no need to huff and puff. i'll let you come in.
what's that supposed to mean?
i'm just skipping ahead.
what the hell was that?
the wind must've blown it open.
what do you think is down there?
why don't we find out?
how long do i have to stay down here?
sorry, i just scared myself.
i don't make up the rules.
oh, my god. look at all this.
i'm not sure it's awesome to be down here.
dude, seriously, your cousin is into some weird shit.
some of this stuff looks really old.
maybe we should go back upstairs.
i dare you all to go upstairs.
what is that?
jesus. can we not?
okay, i'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. do not read the latin.
stop being a fucking baby.
we have a winner!
you had zombies, but this is "zombie redneck torture family," see? they're entirely separate species.
RE-ANIMATOR.
roleplay sentence starters of the 1985 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, death, murder, animal death, medical.
you idiots! you'll ruin my notes.
i have to record his vital signs!
you killed him.
i gave him life.
charge up the paddles.
[ name ], we have done everything that can be done for this woman.
[ name ], your optimism is touching, but a waste of time.
a good doctor knows when to stop.
don't know why they keep locked doors around here. nobody wants in … and ain't nobody getting out.
oh, i'm sorry, [ name ]. i didn't mean to scare you.
i just didn't know anybody was here.
what were you researching?
this should interest you, [ name ].
i know your work, [ name ].
[ name ] and i would love it if you came to dinner.
i have to go.
be reasonable.
he's out of touch with the times.
that's just the way he is, the world's last living puritan.
back to square one.
what are you doing?
there's not a jury in the world that would convict me.
can i help you?
you're here about the apartment.
didn't we meet this morning? you're ...
excuse me just one sec.
i'm afraid the place is still kind of a mess, [ name ].
does this building have a basement?
i think this will be just fine.
there was no more i could learn there.
do we … have a deal?
we all want to retain our personalities in some idyllic afterlife.
we all pray for some miracle, some drug, potion, pill.
i suggest you get yourself a pen!
how can you teach such drivel?
these people are here to learn and you're closing their minds before they even have a chance!
what are you here for, [ name ]?
it's all right, sweetheart, you can drink up.
i have a study date.
would you join us for a glass of wine?
why don't you study here?
okay, what is it?
look, it's not you, really. it's just a lot of little things.
i told you, he's a little cracked.
i haven't seen him since we got here.
what are you doing in my room?
[ name ], what the hell are you doing in here?
it was dead when i found it.
you couldn't call, or write a note?
what would a note say, [ name ]? "cat dead, details later"?
i think you both better leave, now.
you know, i would not want to see a fellow student, especially one as promising as yourself, be thrown out of school, out of the profession … on moral ground.
that is none of your business.
[ name ], what is that?
there it goes under the stairs, it's under the stairs.
all life is a physical and chemical process, correct?
i've conquered brain death.
you are the perfect person to assist me.
we can defeat death.
you will help me.
god! why does it make that noise?
birth is always painful.
i hadn't expected such nonsense from you, [ name ], but i should have guessed it when you took up with [ name ].
you've involved [ name ] in your insanity?
i think you're being blinded by your emotions.
you gonna be around for a while?
oh, well, what will they do? embalm us?
let's go, we're not going to find anything.
he's been dead for hours.
something should have happened by now.
you can't stop me! i followed you here, and i'm gonna follow you until you listen to me!
i mean, someone could be coming any minute!
is [ name ] in there with you?
help me get him up.
[ name ], we can bring him back to life.
welcome back to life.
who's that over there?
i'm calling the police!
he can't hear you, or see you.
is that absolutely necessary, [ name ]?
please let me talk to him.
i want you to think of me as someone you can come to with your problems.
what did you do to him?
i'll tell you, [ name ], everything.
i don't have to talk to you.
interesting little laboratory you have here.
let us get to the point.
this is not magic, as you say, i am a scientist.
my work is gone.
enough is enough!
i guess i'm just getting paranoid.
you should go away. transfer to another school.
i must say, [ name ] … i'm very disappointed in you.
you steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with the bubble-headed coed, you're not even a second-rate scientist.
UNDERWORLD
roleplay sentence starters of the 2003 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, guns, death, murder, language.
victory, it seemed, was in our grasp.
the moon no longer held her sway.
this signaled the end of an era.
you're gonna be okay.
you're acting like a pack of rabid dogs!
put some clothes on, will you?
we have a serious problem.
i'm betting it's military.
they opened fire on us in full view of the public.
you said you didn't see anything.
i know what i heard, and i know what my gut tells me.
we've hunted them to the brink of extinction.
i'd rather you prove me wrong by checking it out.
have your men tighten things up.
i'd never treat you like that.
it's a waste of time, you know.
i'll never understand why [ name ] left him in charge.
you should definitely wear this one.
he's attractive ... for a human.
if you ask me, you take this warrior business far too seriously.
you can't undo the past, no matter how many you kill.
what's the point in being immortal if you deny yourself life's simple pleasures?
put on something elegant and be quick about it.
any progress?
you heading home?
we were ambushed.
look at this mess.
regeneration's impossible at this point.
you don't think, or you don't know?
must i do everything myself?
he comes in, he does his job and then he goes home.
we don't have much of a life.
he's not in some kind of trouble, is he?
what the fuck is going on?
stop the car!
you've lost a lot of blood.
if you don't stop the car, you'll get us both killed.
relax, old friend.
i've tasted his flesh.
just two days till full moon.
it's a shame we don't have more.
lay still. your skull's taken a good knock.
do you have any idea why those men were after you?
this is completely unacceptable!
would you just hear me out?
it's beyond me why you're so obsessed over this ridiculous theory.
you're infatuated with him, aren't you?
i sure hope you never get pissed off with me.
do you believe [ name ] died the way they say?
it's nothing but an ancient story.
where you going with this anyway?
you were told to set up shop and lay low!
the human doesn't concern you.
don't force me to regret our arrangement.
remember, i've bled for you once already.
without me, you'd have nothing.
i saw the wound with my own eyes, i swear it.
i've been having these hallucinations and these delusions.
okay, so a full-grown man bit you?
haven't you been listening to me?
i'm gonna be back in a minute.
please forgive me, but i desperately need your guidance.
i can only hope [ name ] will hear my plea.
i fear we may all be in grave danger.
if i'm correct it would mean [ name ] is in league with him.
what's so pressing?
i want to speak with [ name ].
i warned her, but she didn't listen.
what's this ruckus?
never come here again. they'll kill you.
like it or not, you're in the middle of a war that's raged for 1000 years.
no one's ever survived a bite from both species.
we have much to discuss, [ name ] and i.
she has shown me a great many disturbing things.
perhaps i should have left someone else in charge of my affairs.
you're in need of rest.
i've rested enough.
that bitch has betrayed me.
are you to be trusted?
it's time i filled you in on a few things.
i'm seeing these things, these hallucinations.
what are these for?
what do you do with them after?
why do you hate them so much?
why can't you just answer the question?
their screams woke me.
i'm afraid that i'm going to have to place my faith in you, my friend.
you know, if i knew then what i know now, i could have saved her.
i came over here to move on, to forget.
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
digging into the past is forbidden.
i should be heading back.
when the full moon rises tomorrow, you will change, you will kill, and you will feed.
how could you do this to me? embarrass me like this?
from here on out, you'll do as i say.
it is the oldest story in the book.
he desires the one thing he cannot have.
you do not possess the necessary skills.
there's been a complication.
how could you trust him over me?
these rules are in place for a good reason and they are the only reason we have survived this long.
you will not be shown an ounce of leniency.
you should've listened to me and stayed out of this.
soon, you'll be seeing things my way.
the perimeter sensor's been tripped.
are you fucking kidding me?
look, i want you to slip off the property and find out what's keeping her.
your incompetence is becoming most taxing.
now, i want you to tell them exactly what you told me.
soon, this house will lie in ruins.
you and you alone will know the truth of this.
it has already begun.
i'm sorry i doubted you.
it may take a little time for the grogginess to dissipate.
he's in desperate need of a lesson in manners.
speaking of manners, where are mine? forgive me.
there's no going back?
your war, it has nothing to do with me.
what are they gonna do to [ name ]?
i thought we had a deal.
there's no defeating him. he grows stronger as we speak.
is there another way out?
that's enough, you're coming with me!
your place is by my side.
is it not a fair trade, the life i have granted you? the gift of immortality?
could you do one of child's play? I love horror I'm so glad you exist!!! <3
thank you for your kind words ! i've done child's play already right over here. unless you mean the reboot , in which case i won't be doing that one , sorry !
HELLRAISER
roleplay sentence starters of the 1987 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, death, murder, horror, cheating, torture, usfw.
what's your pleasure?
it's yours. it always was.
it's gotta be one of these.
i'm going to freeze to death.
it was just a suggestion.
this is it. the old homestead.
it smells damp.
it's been empty for a while, hasn't it?
how long since you were here?
i wanted to sell it after the old lady died.
would you look at this?
this stuff means nothing to me.
i've never known him to kick cash out of bed.
he's probably behind bars some place.
you really want to move in here?
we can be happy.
so what's the argument?
where are you?
there's stuff in the kitchen you wouldn't believe.
what the hell is that?
i thought you were going to stay with us for a while.
i'd really like you to see this house.
i gotta find myself a job.
this is something i need to do.
come on and trust me a little, okay?
call me tomorrow.
are you all right back there?
let's take five, guys.
how's things in there?
you got any beer?
you wanna buy a bed?
okay, all right, i'll be nice.
get on with grand work and i'll get myself some coffee.
well, can i come in or not?
do you have a towel?
what shall we drink to?
are you going to let me kiss the bride?
forget him.
i'll do anything you want.
you know me and blood.
i'm going to faint.
you're not going to faint.
it's going to need stitches.
it was just an accident.
we'll sue his ass.
i won't be able to stand up.
so lie down.
we're celebrating ... something. so sit down!
does it still hurt?
who are you?
his blood on the floor. it brought me back.
just help me, will you?
what do you want me to do?
you can't leave me like this.
the blood brought me this far.
i thought i'd lost you.
she's so damn polite.
she's uptight and frigid.
i beg your pardon.
you must have been speaking to the wrong people.
i was dreaming.
not much fun, is it?
there's a first time for everything.
i feel like i've known you for years, you know.
it's what you brought me here for, isn't it?
let's get on with it.
you're not going to change your fucking mind, are you?
we don't need a bed, do we?
i've always preferred the floor.
did you lock this?
every drop of blood you spill puts more flesh on my bones.
come here, damn you, i want to touch you.
come to daddy.
i'm feeling sick.
is there anything i can get you?
i'll be down in a minute.
it's only a matter of time before they find i've slipped them.
put on some music, will you, babe?
poor [ name ], obedient as ever.
keep your voice down.
you don't want "babe" to hear.
you'll stay with me.
we belong to each other now. for better, for worse.
you're gonna have to wait.
where's the manager?
what are you doing?
you give those back!
get out! get out of here!
just came by to see what you're doing after work.
you're sure we're not going to be interrupted?
it's a long time since i've tasted anything.
you promised me an explanation.
i thought i'd gone to the limits. i hadn't.
i'm going to leave and you're going to help me, yes?
they'll never find us.
what's the matter with you, anyway?
there's nothing to be afraid of.
i just don't understand you.
you love her, so there must be something worth loving.
it's like she's ... waiting for something.
could you ... would you stop by sometime?
maybe all she needs is somebody to talk to.
so, where's the harm?
i get lonely sometimes.
what is this? a game?
get the fuck off me!
there's nothing to be afraid of.
this isn't happening.
some things have to be endured.
you want it? fucking have it!
wait a minute, how did i get here?
you were hanging on to it like grim death.
well, the police will want to speak to you.
in the meantime, maybe this will jog your memory.
you opened it. we came.
it's just a puzzle box!
it is a means to summon us.
who are you?
demons to some. angels to others.
it was a mistake!
i didn't mean to open it!
you can all go to hell!
please, go away and leave me alone.
oh, no tears, please. it's a waste of good suffering.
no time for argument.
nobody escapes us.
what has that to do with you?
i can lead you to him.
we'll tear your soul apart.
she'll tell them everything.
that's probably her now.
it doesn't make any difference.
we can't just stay here.
i don't know where to begin.
what are you talking about?
what's the matter?
where is he?!
i was so afraid that something happened to you.
he's trying to kill you.
believe me, it's finished with now.
what's gone mean?
he was insane, baby. a mad dog. had to put him out of his misery.
jesus, what a scene.
i don't really understand myself.
i don't believe this.
we want the man who did this.
there's no time.
so much for the cat and mouse shit.
it's nothing personal, baby.
don't mourn him. he was dead long before we ever touched him.
THE EVIL DEAD.
roleplay sentence starters of the 1981 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, language, horror, blood, possession.
hey, [ name ], where are we?
what the hell was that?
are you trying to kill us?
damn thing jerked right out of my hands.
well, you better take it back because the damn thing don't work.
what's this place like, anyway?
why are we getting it so cheap?
you mean nobody's seen this place yet?
well, it might not be that bad.
actually, it might be kind of nice.
i think this is where we get off.
the whole thing's falling apart on us!
don’t let the noise fool you girls, this thing is solid as a rock.
will you stop it?
i would very much like to make a toast for all this evening.
what is this?
whatever it is, it's still down there.
i don’t like cellars. let’s just close it up.
it’s probably just some animal.
that is the stupidest thing i ever heard of. jesus christ.
there's something down there.
i'm not going down there!
okay, you cowards. i'll go.
hey, [ name ]! you find anything?
he's just kidding around ... isn't he?
[ name ], get me a flashlight.
hey, come here, i wanna show you something.
look at all this stuff.
this kind of looks like your old girlfriend.
c'mon, let's take this stuff upstairs.
this is the tape i found downstairs.
the book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. it deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man’s domain.
hey! what did you do that for? it was just getting good!
i just don't want to hear it anymore, that's all.
[ name ], c'mon. leave her alone, man.
shut it off! shut it off! shut it off!
where are you going?
i can't believe this.
[ name ], you knew not to play that.
you just don’t know when you’re taking something too far.
she acts like she’s three years old or something.
why don’t we stay up for a while and listen to the storm?
let me check on [ name ] first to see if she's okay.
[ name ], how sweet of you. would you put it on?
i was going to give it to you before we came up here, but things got so hectic, this is really the first chance we’ve had to be alone.
it’s beautiful. i really love it. i’ll never take it off.
join us!
is anybody out there?
i know someone's out there. i heard you. i heard you in the cellar.
what the hell happened to you? what’s the matter with you?
did something in the woods do this to you?
it was the woods themselves! they're alive, [ name ]!
the trees! they're alive!
why don’t i take her in the back room so she can lie down?
i’m not lying down! i want to get out of here. i want to leave this place right now.
[ name ], there's nothing out there.
trees do not attack people.
will you drive me into town or not?
look, sure, sure, i’ll take you into town, but just listen to what you’re saying.
i don’t care how it sounds. i wanna get out of this place right now.
it's not gonna let us leave.
why are you stopping?
do you see something? where're you going?
why won't you listen to me?
i have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods.
i have no doubt that whatever i have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling… for me.
i guessed the card right!
i don’t know, but i think it’s really some sort of extra sense or something, you know, like esp.
why have you disturbed our sleep? awakened us from our ancient slumber?
one by one we will take you.
what happened to her?
did you see her eyes?
i think we ought to get out of here.
we still have a few more hours before morning.
why does she keep making those horrible noises?
everything's going to be all right.
you have pretty skin. give it to us.
what are we going to do?
we're going to bury her.
we don’t even know if there is anyway back besides the bridge.
[ name ] cannot walk with her leg like that. she can’t even stand up.
what? are you crazy?
we're all going to die here!
you're not going to leave me here, are you, [ name ]?
kill her if you can, loverboy.
unlock this chain and let me out.
you bastards! why are you torturing me like this?
we're going to get you.
not another peep. time to go to sleep.
in time it will come for him and then it will come for you!
now, the sun will be up in an hour or so and we can all get out of here together.
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TERRIFIER.
roleplay sentence starters of the 2017 film.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: violence, language, horror, blood, clowns, emetophobia, drinking.
i've never sat across from someone who has a story to tell quite like yours.
would you like to share that with us?
do you still feel that way?
the authorities issued a statement claiming that his body disappeared from the county coroner's office the morning after the attack.
he's dead. i saw it happen.
did you watch it?
my heart was pounding the entire time.
i thought i was going to gag at one point.
you think i'm kidding?
hey, can i call you back?
i think i just twisted my ankle.
thanks a lot, by the way.
i can't help it if people find me interesting.
who are you texting?
you gave that asshole your number, didn't you?
oh my god, you're so jealous.
oh, stop being such a bitch.
oh, you are not driving.
give me the keys.
i don't feel like dying tonight.
i'm fucking lit.
there's a place that's open late, we can sober up.
just give me one minute.
yeah, that's not funny.
my friend wants your number!
i'm sorry, she's drunk.
that was the longest piss i have ever taken.
thank you for sharing that.
i have a little more self - respect than that.
if you only had a brain!
you gotta see the shape of this fuck.
i think we should get our food to go.
seriously, i wanna leave.
can i get a picture with you?
what the hell is wrong with you?
did you think he was gonna hack me up into little pieces or something?
oh god, it's gonna be a long night.
what do you keep staring at?
just eat your food.
look, at least he had the courtesy to do whatever he did in private. i mean, he could have whipped it out right there.
i really don't need the visual.
has it been like this the whole time?
why does this shit always happen to me?
i better get overtime for this.
no joke, this is disgusting.
i think you're the only one in america who has that sort of restraint.
did i wake you?
i didn't know you were here.
what if that guy did this to your car?
that's fucking ridiculous.
i should have just let you drive.
here we are. stuck. like a couple of assholes.
yeah, but what if i'm right, and he's out there watching us right now?
what was in that bag?
the point is, he's gone, and you're never gonna see him again.
i really have to pee.
i'm not supposed to let anyone in here.
please, it's an emergency!
who's gonna know?
a friend of yours?
it's been a long night.
you need me to wait for you, or ... ?
you remember how we came in?
well, um, you have a nice night, then.
oh my god, you're never gonna believe what i just heard on the radio.
i didn't mean to frighten you, dear.
it's nice to finally meet you.
i could use some good company.
will you excuse me a moment?
help me, please!
i won't let anything hurt you.
who are you? how the hell did you get in here?
there's a dead woman in your basement.
if you don't go away right now, i'm gonna call the cops.
what the fuck are you talking about?
get the hell away from me.
is anybody in here?
you're frightening her, can't you see that?
is there kindness in you? somewhere in your heart?
have you ever felt a mother's touch?
can you show no mercy?
answer your phone, asshole.
this is the fucking last time i do this.
i know you're in there!
god, what's going on?
you're on your own, buddy.
come on, i'm gonna get you out of here right now.
please don't leave me. don't leave me.
you're gonna need something a lot stronger than coffee.
TWIN PEAKS.
roleplay sentence starters of episode 1x01.
feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.
tw: death, death of a minor, horror, eating, mild language.
gone fishing.
the lonesome foghorn blows.
put [ name ] on the horn.
she's dead. wrapped in plastic.
you stay right there. i'm on my way.
[ name ], not a word about this to anyone until you hear from me.
we'd better take some pictures.
is this gonna happen every damn time?
[ name ], now means now.
we're gonna be able to get it for a song. one verse, no chorus.
honey, what's wrong? what's this all about?
why didn't she leave me a note?
what? who? what did you say?
i couldn't get my car started.
i can drop you by your place on the way if you want.
i'll see you in my dreams.
i think she knows about us.
come on, cowboy, light your fire.
i'll call you later.
let's get out of here.
hey, man, something's up.
thank you for your time.
something troubling you, [ name ]? you wanna tell us about it?
you think i killed her?
[ name ], we're gonna talk about this later.
i can tell from the sounds that it isn't her.
do you know where the key to this is?
don't walk away from me like that.
what's your name?
she was the one.
buy you a coffee?
i've never seen so many trees in my life.
as w.c. fields would say, "i'd rather be here than philadelphia."
if you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong 60 percent of the time, it'd beat working.
damn good food.
that's what i need. a clean place, reasonably priced.
i've got to find out what kind of trees these are.
have any trouble finding the place?
whole town's really badly shaken up.
there's a few things we gotta get straight right off the bat.
well, like i said, we're glad to have you here.
well, the autopsy hasn't been done yet.
Is there any connection to the dead girl?
what exactly are you saying?
terrible, terrible tragedy.
you're on your way to the morgue now, do you mind if i join you?
there it is. oh, my god, here it is.
i've got to find something to grab onto this with.
we need to bag and tag this.
you gonna let me in on whatever the hell is going on here?
[ name ], we got a lot to talk about.
what the hell are you doing?
i've been looking all over for you.
look, don't tell me where i ought to be.
boy, i sure know how to pick 'em, huh?
i hate asparagus. does this mean i'll never grow up?
that's something to get started on.
you ever been surprised before?
you two had a big fight last week, didn't you?
if i had a fight with her, if i sang songs with her, if i went skipping rope with her, what difference does it make?
[ name ], here's how this works. we ask the questions, and you answer the questions that we ask. briefly and to the point.
she wouldn't do that to me.
you didn't love her, anyway.
did they scarf that whole damn smorgasbord?
i'll be at home this evening, if you need a sympathetic ear.
you know, dear, i have no idea what's going on here.
you've been through a lot today.
you don't keep records?
i'm sorry, i know i promised not to call you there, but i have to see you.
i think i saw a cottontail rabbit.
who's the babe?
is this thing on?
now, there is a chance that the person who committed these crimes is someone from this town, possibly even someone you know.
they're not releasing many details, wisely, i suppose.
i'm going out the window in a few minutes and i need you to cover for me.
the best-laid plans of mice and men.
what do you mean? she snuck out?
i don't know where she's gone.
don't do it for me, do it for yourself.
you know why i'm whittling?
because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up.
why don't you whistle for a little backup?
what are you sneaking around for?
i suppose you want me to follow them at a discreet distance.
do you think they spotted us?
give me a donut.
man, smell those trees.
[ name ], what happened last night?
it's not your fault, [ name ].
i don't have an alibi.
what goes around comes around.
can you recommend to me a good inexpensive hotel or motel?
tomorrow comes early.
it must have happened about this time 24 hours ago.
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