Part time furry \o/

Howdy~ The name is Connor, I'm a 20 yo boy trying his best in this life and weirdly enough, having some success 👽 intp 👽 Neutral Evil 👽 Ravenclaw 👽 Rn I'm in VLD, YOI, Cuphead & Bendy and the ink machine hell 👽 My love for Mothman is directly proportional to my level of saltiness.

[mothman-on-ice]

Hey guys!

It's been a time since I last logged in here and I just want to say I'm gonna leave this account due to personal reasons, still is not going to be deleted, I'll leave it for the record ^^ so if you want to somehow stay in contact with me, send me a dm and I'll give you my other acc ;)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this is literally those disney sequels where half the kids look like the mom and half the kids look like the dad

[literallyjustthevoid-deactivate]

Reblog if ur the .0001% still alive in the dmmd fandom h

[defectivealtruist]

[maliciously-faggotty]

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[caseydambro]

wouldn’t it be nice…

[hwecqi]

Holy fuck

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

the reason i don’t go to the doctor anymore is because i went once and the medical intern was super young and super hot so naturally i got nervous, and when he measured my heart rate he said ‘hmm it’s…faster than average’ and then he smirked. cos he knew. cos i’m not subtle. cos i’m a dumb motherfucker. anyway imagine your OTP

[staraptor]

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

[mothman-on-ice]

IMPORTANT

So... in the past week I have been thinking about closing this Tumblr or just plain abandoning since I'm mostly inactive over here and literally no one or anything ties me to this account anymore so yeah... I'll probably stop using this account. I'm not pretty sure about this decision but I'm at least a 60% sure I'll just plain abandon this acc and uninstall the app in the next few days. Tho I use more my art acc so who really cares? I think I'll move to my art accounts only from now on, so yeah, I'll be sure to inform my final decision to the end of this week my dudes.

[thedruidsforest]

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[the-night-wizard]

@derneuegottin

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

paladins are the absolute best dnd class and any of u can fight me on that

[shiroganetakashi]

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[narramin]

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

[frogsfloattoo]

Don’t fucking call me out like this