[toothandnail]

[gentlepowerthings]

[malscare]

you so

[malscare]

fuckin

[malscare]

precious

[malscare]

when you

[malscare]

[malscare]

hit it

[malscare]

from the

[malscare]

back and

[malscare]

drive you

[malscare]

[theweirdwideweb]

[lovingrot]

her name is fuck cops

[urbanxdivinity]

[katahane]

[lavncelot1-deactivated20170507]

Brideshead Revisited (1981) /// Oxford Comma (2008)

[lovberry]

[umrzec]

https://instagram.com/p/BeggCEthV0v/

[john-barrymore]

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

[rinny-the-fucker]

If you’ve ever wanted to affectionately touch another human being fuck you start growing some scales and make that blood cold bitch

[mothman66]

Don’t rebl$g but .. Today’s look was a good 1

[mothman66]

why was i so cute here :(((((

[virgoassbitch]

The signs as messages I've gotten on Tinder

Inspired by @earthly-stars !

Aries: (after I didn’t reply) You know women in my country get killed for not responding to men?

Leo: Are you ready for another baby daddy?

Sagittarius: I hope those sweet lips can do more than just look good…By that I mean produce great conversation 😤😜😎😘

Taurus: I voted for Trump! What ya gonna do about it?!?!

Capricorn: Hey! I’m already a citizen so I don’t need a green card

Virgo: (after I didn’t reply to his random message telling me that he was on his way to meet a tinder date) You’re being very judgmental. She was only in town for a week

Aquarius: (after I didn’t text him when he gave me his number) There must be a hacker jamming our communication…

Gemini: You look like a way hotter version of Anna Kendrick but I’ve never really liked her. You’re beautiful though!

Libra: I’m a Libra ;)

Pisces: (after I replied literally months later) I’m just glad you’re alive

Cancer: Hey snuggle bear

Scorpio: (because my bio says I have 8 children with 10 fathers) lol, I’m just trying to figure out how 2 guys impregnated u at the same time

[virgoassbitch]

Align your chakras before you speak to me Bitch

❗️⚠️❗️

[virgoassbitch]

Someone: you’re right

Me: *busts a whole nut*

[kohlver]