[wishing-well-art]

I had a really dumb idea

[sylferino]

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

[sylferino]

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

[mothmans-balls]

[sovietnam]

[pukicho]

I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

[swiftysilvers]

How'd it taste?

[pukicho]

Have you ever had chicken?

[pukicho]

Not like chicken.

[hungwy]

I've seen a lot of reference to headless bulls on my dash. Is it a reference to something??

Yep. Google corpses of headless bulls and click images (safe search off) to find out more

[hungwy]

Just did this. What the hell is your problem? Don't tell people to do this

[hungwy]

Sorry

[anxeious]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[ovur]

And he is still ugly as fuck

[relelvance]

He should get a bob with the bang

[capacity]

And a bbl

[yassmines]

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

[cuteratgirl]

OKAYYYY

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

OH COME THE FUCK ON

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[milfsisyphus]

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[pjackk]

My hoes care about me.

[pjackk]

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

[bish0ps]

Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[glyphsmash]

Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

[helpjehadddd]

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