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positive affirmations

- they're going to kill me for this

- i deserve to be killed for this

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i have 100,000,0 followers

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i have (n * π)^2 followers

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i have 100,000,0 followers

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the way some of you act you'd think this site was called fumblr!!! (nobody laughs) (walks offstage) (loud gunshot sound)

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legit if u cant bring urself to enjoy a story without making it about romance and sex u should maybe find a different work to fangirl over than one that doesnt have either of those things. just my opinion tho

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well yes i think if a book had a murder in it but nothing ever actually came of said murder and committing it solved all of the protagonist's problems the book would in fact come across as having a strangely pro-murder message

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everyone at moth orchid lives in the same house like in creepypasta or super smash bros fanfiction

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we all sleep lined up in one big bed like the powerpuff girls. or a boy band

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everyone at moth orchid lives in the same house like in creepypasta or super smash bros fanfiction

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don't feel too bad when some celeb or creator you liked turns out to be like actually awful bc the thing is a lot of the time ppl who personally knew them also weren't aware

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the closest i ever got to "baby fever" and the reason i am entirely secure in my decision to never have kids is i was having a real bad bpd breakdown one time and thought "if i had a baby at least they couldn't leave me" which was deranged enough it actually startled me

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i can't lie it's really fun to write in the garbage ai slop style sometimes

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they're calling me "the biggest slut in the american midwest" and i don't even live there

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what the world needs is a kpop group composed entirely of MILFs

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i should (remembers not to make suicide jokes) move to a brand new city and (remembers the rest of the lyrics) nevermind

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minecraft youtuber husband: hey babe just finished up the recording session :)

fujoshi wife: how did it go 👀

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"why is it always maids and knights who's gonna thatch the roofs" do you really think the roof thatching fetishists are going to be posting on tumblr 🤦‍♀️