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it is perfectly possible for a cisgender man to have tboy swag

i hate passive aggressive people so much. just call me a bitch to my face

#stop subtly insinuating you think im a bitch. like a fucking coward. just say it !!!

paleo recipes are always so funny. i can assure you your caveman ancestors were not drinking pumpkin spice lattes

well personally im a believer in hot chocolate w water because im following the ancient mayan tradition and am basically better + more enlightened and cultured than you

i hate your fucking boyfriendddd break up with him so you have more time to hang out with me

"omgggg why are people s3ggsualizing this idol :( yall are freaks fandom ruined" and then u look at the image and theyre arching their back and moaning with their nips out

#and. And i cannot be clearer about this. The sexualized individual in question is a grown adult doing that shit out of their own volition #'everyone in the comments is too sexual about this :(' about like #someone pelvic thrusting in VERYYY unsupportive pants #listen if his cock is jiggling youre allowed to notice that his cock is jiggling okay #god's sake.

bats are the only flying mammal For Now. i have big plans brewing

everything costs $40 these days

WHICH IS WORSE? a series that is a little bit cringey with a creator who said some wacky stuff online OR supporting a billionaire who wants to take away women's rights

#stop comparing shit to h*rry p*tter omfg girl

which boy has the biggest boobs in kpop

#i dont care about men i just like when they have big boobs

engage with the fucking narrative you little cretin or just stop engaging with narrative driven works

#people are ADDICTED to not just missing the point but ignoring it entirely

HATE when you ask a question like why xyz happened in a work justified in-universe and someone rolls up talking about the creator or some other doylist nonsense. like i know that idiot but that's not what i'm asking about is it

#there are forsure people who are more inclined to speculate about the writers of a show than the characters in it #which is nutso #theyre like #trapped in this fucking notion that theyre soooo much Smarter and More Enlightened than thou bc THEY know that fictional work is fictional #you dumb idiot for caring about fictional work !!!#like #okay #youre missing the actual fucking point #and also like #everything else #ever

listening to femcel hypnosis (3 hour version) | become a femcel subliminal in an attempt to enjoy films more

#this video doesnt exist i made it up i am also making up the connection between being a femcel and being a filmsis

black yoga pants are for women what gray sweatpants are for men

i do appreciate music where it sounds like the singer was lowkey touching their boobs the whole time

#finally got around to listening to onlyoneof. Um #Well i get why my friend who recced them said they were a bit explicit

having an adventurous spirit and a willingness to try new things has lead me to some of the most disgusting drinks out there

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