chicken tender embrace

Caro / 21 / Queen Furby

[sumetal]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[simaethea-deactivated20180721]

choose your fighter

[depressed-furby]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time

Me, who never gets anything finished:

[mothrah]

[juicydistortion]

Keith Haring, Tarot

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[pangur-and-grim]

just blocked someone for claiming I have an extra thumb on each hand! y’all are like 15th c French villagers gossiping that the blacksmith has a dog’s tail 

for future Hates & Losers: I have the head of a man, tail of squirrel, paws of a lion, & am loaded with offspring on my sippy-straw-thin back

[rolodextra]

the consequences of being well-known on tumblr are randomly selected from a list nobody has access to

[heartscale]

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[8168708]

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

[historiespast]

[c-ornsilk]

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

[myheadisloud]

can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though

[the-headless-vulcan]

all this history is buried and we’re lead to believe that women just sat around prim and proper until the 70s

[spongebob-daily]

[cornygirlfriend]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[straightboyfriend]