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For a lazy death god, Arawn has no business being so arrogant 🤭
"Wise to say that anonymously. Yeah, that's pretty typical for most gods, honestly. And then they'll all call each other out for being arrogant. Big egos, very little self-awareness."
"What Arawn doesn't know, won't hurt him, right?"
"You're talking to a literal oracle right now and you're counting on a god not knowing something going on right under his nose? Your funeral, dear."
How pissed do you think Arawn is gonna be when he finds out Maxim is trying to manipulate Abigail to help him out?
"Hard to say, really. Arawn seems like a pretty hands-off parent, but I don't think he'd take kindly to it - especially since Abigail is such a sweet, naive child... I'd say that Maxim should watch his back. I certainly wouldn't want to be on Arawn's bad side."
Sweet priestess, It's of my understanding you had a rough night. I'll be over tomorrow morning with breakfast and presents. Let's do a few rituals to restore your energy.
"It was nothing I couldn't handle. But seeing your radiant face would certainly help perk me up~"
Your restraint is noted, thank you lovely~
"It certainly wasn't for your benefit."
The laugh I just released, dear Pythia! Apollo is no green boy, and he can just as easily hurt me. I have nine tails, not nine hearts. It is precious how you get so protective of him. Oh, he is welcome to cut things whenever he likes, but we both are enjoying ourselves atm too much. You wouldnt upset him would you?
"Your tone is growing rather patronizing, Inari. I don't appreciate it. Like I said, I know how this will play out... But no, I don't want to upset him - which means I should probably stop talking to you, because I'm sure I've already said too much on the matter."
don't you think it's kinda pathetic that you're so lovesick over apollo when he's clearly not into you?
"W-Who said I was lovesick for Apollo? I'm simply devoted to him. As his priestess and friend. It would definitely be... pathetic... to love someone you could never hope to have."
Bold of you to assume I should give a damn about consequences. I think you mistake me for the rest of my pantheon. And he should be so lucky to have such a protective...friend to watch out for him. You are welcome to do your worst Pythia dear. I'm sure Artemis will have first shot tho. With the assumption *I'm* the one who will break his heart is it? Maybe I'll let him break mine...should be a first, won't it?
"Is it really an assumption? When one considers your romantic past and Apollo's, it is not very difficult to determine who will end up getting hurt. But it would be a far better outcome for you if he were the one to break things off."
I wouldn't know anything about holding back, darling. I'm a cliche like that. If I end up breaking your dear Apollo's heart, you can try your best to seek revenge for him.
"I'm sure you wouldn't. But by now, ancient as you are, you should at least know that your actions have consequences... And, something else you should know: I would do anything for Apollo."
I'll tell you when you're learning the same lesson. For now, just know I adore you Madame Spinster ♡ I will observe *you* for a change of pace around here.
"Rather presumptuous of you, to think there's anything you could tell me, Invidia... And you're welcome to observe me, if you'd like. I'm afraid that you won't find much entertainment in that."
You've already seen we are ill-fated then? That doesn't surprise me. No lover of Apollo ever survives you, do they? And you say you don't get involved. I think you do. What do gods stand against one blessed by fate? Til then, we'll enjoy the ride. I think Apollo is bored out of his mind too, to court danger like this~
"Ha, you're really giving me too much credit, Inari. I wasn't always as... outspoken as I am now. And I am certainly nothing compared to you gods. But anyone would grow sick of sitting idly by and watching someone dear to them get hurt, wouldn't they?"
A casualty to god-related responsibility here too, I see. Funny, I never pegged you as relatable but I like learning something new every day. As someone close too-- fight for it.
Or, you know, you could always join the 304 gang. Or oooo, I heard being a spinster is picking up.
"I fail to see how you would find any of that relatable, but sure. And what in the world is the 304... Nope, no, I don't want to know. Probably something gross. I'll just stick to doing my job, thanks."
I really wished you didn't say that like a challenge dear Oracle. Now I am more motivated than ever to keep him for myself. I do so love sun gods~
"That's alright... because you won't. I've already seen how this plays out. Just keep in mind that you will have to answer to me when all is said and done."
You are indeed wise---not to trust me. I make no secrets with what happens when one gets involved with foxfire. Apollo has made it clear he is the hotter of the two of us, so he should be fine. And even if he won't, what would you do, o wise Oracle? I thought you said you couldnt meddle?
"I believe I said I don't get involved - and I certainly can't change fate - but I am Apollo's oracle, so he is the obvious exception. And I can make your life very painful difficult if you hurt him."
Eh, they're fun while they last! That provokes a question though, Miss Oracle, have you ever been in love? Or at least had a crush? I like gossip, but I prefer this fact from the source.
"Well... yes. I have been in love. Not that it matters - you modern children couldn't possibly understand, but my duties as an oracle have always come before any personal desires or feelings. I've at least been fortunate enough to be... close to happiness, you could say."
I didn't say it would be drama free~
"Hm. We'll see... Although, considering your past obscenely questionable taste in lovers, maybe you have a point there."
Threats already? Oh, I do like you! But you know that certain someone better than I---have you ever known him to get involved unwittingly? Better yet, my reputation must not have reached you if you are asking *me* to be cautious~^^
"Men are dumb; that's basically one of the world's universal truths. Even Apollo isn't immune to it. And I am demanding, not asking, exactly because I know of your reputation. Frankly, I don't trust you as far as I could throw you. Not in this case, anyway."