ship wars and fan theories -a guide to misreading signs and getting every single thing wrong (a series)
idol!james x illit!member!reader
⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖When you and James hide your relationship a little too well, ship wars ensue and somehow even James himself gets involved in the discourse. ݁‧₊˚
warnings/diclaimer: probs ooc, there's writing inbetween the pictures, kissing (not detailed), weird fandom behavior, the timeline doesn't make sense and lngshot is up for an award they weren't actually up for but we're just gonna ignore that for the plot
You nervously shift from one foot to the other, constantly watching the corner down the hall for James. You don’t have much time and the probability of someone catching you isn’t exactly low. Your heart is beating hard against your ripcase as you dig your nails into your palm, overly aware of the seconds running away from you.
Another minute passes, filled with your nervous shifting and habitually fixing your hair and dress, feeling whether your lashes are sitting right and making sure there’s no lipstick smudged onto the corner of your lips.
Loud, fast-paced footsteps echo through the hallway, getting closer fast.
You stay locked in your place, eyes wide as you watch the corner. You half expect your manager coming to tell you you have to be on earlier or a security guard who somehow knows you shouldn’t be here right now.
A deep sense of relief flows through your body, a big breath leaving your lungs, when James basically throws himself around the corner. When he sees you his eyes widen and he breaks into a smile as he picks up even more speed. You move to meet him halfway, throwing yourself into his arms in a dramatic movie-like manner.
Your arms close around the back of his neck as his hands grasp at your waist, pulling you as close as possible. You breathe in his scent, pressing your face into his neck as he leaves quick, soft pecks on any skin he can reach.
Something deep in your heart, living in your bones and having nested in your lungs, loosens. The gasp you let out at his comforting touch is closer to a sob, causing you to bite your lip and stop yourself from crying. You start breathing easier, shoulders loosening and pulse slowing while James' constant, strong figure holds you up, letting you lean all your weight on him, finally letting go of the past weeks spent missing him.
He squeezes your waist before starting to draw soft, continuous circles on your back and slowly removing his head from your shoulder, leaving a last lingering kiss.
“Hey, I got you. You okay?” he murmurs softly, turning his face into your hair. When you don’t respond, only hugging him closer and letting out continuous stuttered breaths, he leans back slightly, gently persuading you to look at him. “Hey, can I look at you, Jao Ying (princess)? Please?”
After another second of breathing, you slowly lean back to look at him, after you meet his gaze you quickly look away again to stop yourself from crying. You count down from three, focusing on the circles on your back. His eyes are shiny and so incredibly gentle when you lock eyes again that you have to fight the urge to burrow yourself back into his neck.
James smiles sweetly, kissing your cheek and whispering “Hi, pretty.”
“Hi, Jamie.”
He leans in to kiss you, but hesitates for a second, just a breath away from your lips, drawing a soft whine of complaint out of you. “What are you doing?”
“Don’t wanna ruin your makeup. You look so pretty.”
The soft flutter of your heart at the compliment is overshadowed by the intense need to kiss the stupidly handsome smile from his face. You pull him down to your lips while huffing out a little “don’t care.”
He responds enthusiastically, squeezing your waist while you finally snake your hands into his hair, letting the soft strands run through your fingers.
The kiss feels like letting yourself sink into a hot bath, gentle music playing in the background and lights low, feeling your whole being melting into one gooey relaxed mess.
His lips against yours feel like you're turning the key to your childhood home, your favorite meal already steaming in the kitchen when you let your heavy bags fall to the floor.
James pulls back with a lipstick smudged smile and presses it lightly to your cheek, making sure not to mess up your makeup.
You finally give yourself a moment to take him in, messy, bleached hair, stained lips and completely black outfit as he looks at you with the biggest smile you’ve ever seen. “Missed you so much,” he says, pressing another kiss to your hair.
“Missed you too. You look so good, the hair looks even better in real life.”
He bites his lip as he sheepishly looks down, unsuccessfully trying to hide his blush, “you think?”
“I do, baby. You look amazing.” You pull at a strand on the side of his head and examine the haircut in more detail.
“You look even better, Jao Ying. Give me a twirl?”
You giggle and step back from your shared hug, his hands staying on your waist as he twirls you in a slow circle, admiring the sparkling jewels twinkling in the light, although they immediately lose his attention when your smile comes back into view.
After you share a few more lazy kisses and whispered compliments, laughing a little at the difference in getup with the casual concept of his group, his phone buzzes in his pocket, reminding you both that your time is up. You frown as he silences his phone.
Privately in your own head you start begging for anything to come and magically give you more time, as you slowly rub away as much lipstick from his lips as you can, avoiding his eyes while you force a smile onto your, now quivering, lips.
He smiles sadly when you give up, leaving a stain of red marked on his face.
You take a step back, forcefully creating space between you two so that you won’t just stay stuck here forever. He lets his hands grab yours, only letting go again when you're too far out of reach and looks at you like he might never see you again, eyes flickering all over you, drinking in every detail.
You smile softly and say “You’ll do great, Jamie. You always do.” before walking past him, towards your changing room and out of sight. Every click of your heels against the floor rings through the hallway, drumming in your ears, as you force yourself to keep your eyes in front of you.
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(this is getting posted through the Queue so i currently can't add to the tl, you can still reply and ask and i'll add you in like a week or so when im back on her)
pov: james's ig story posts + results after the break up (clue: he lowk still wants u)
( 💬 ) oneshot for my james smau that will be released....one day ig "i think i kinda you know" ! lemme know if ya'll fw it n wanna be tagged 🤷♀️ (btw the main trope isn't this lol)
SYPNOSIS you keep mixing up illits account with your personal account, but if it gets keonho to finally realise that you like him, you dont really mind
WARNINGS/DISCLAIMERS everyone is js happy to be a mess in this😭, keonhee dating rumours, and many idols mentioned
tags: martin x reader, college au, crackfic, lowk frat boy martin, bsf!wonnie
synopsis: among other things, you and your bsf are haters. especially of the campus flirt, martin edwards park. what happens when you accidently slide up his story talking shit when you thought you were replying to your hg? well you must play it off of course.
snoopy's notes: i just made some buuuulllshhiiittt
SYNOPSIS — in which you won’t stop texting the gc about the fine senior that left.
pairing bsf!0t4 cortis x reader x James
warnings cursing, "die" jokes, underage drinking, drunkenness, reader is into James(“into” is an understatement), Keonho is a menace, reader is embarrassing
notes ! Finally part 2! Ngl I had two endings for this but decided to go with this due to my friends convincing me lmao. I also want to point out that y/n is meant to be older than martin and juhoon but younger than James. This is to just make it less weird lol.
⤷ Y/N L/N got dumped, but she’s far from defeated. She’s scheming, and Martin Edwards— loud, chaotic, and just impossible to ignore, is her secret weapon.
Alternatively: the full love story behind how rodrick! martin and regina! reader end up together
ᯓ★ warnings: wc:9.3k rodrick! martin x regina! reader, fake dating to lovers, swearing, reader is mean and uses martin at first, swearing, martin embarrassing himself is inspired by a scene from rodrick rules (2010), intentional mischaracterization of some mean girls (2004) cast, he calls you princess, rushed ending oops
ᯓ★ note: ITS FINALLY HERE >0< !!! i had so much fun while writing this so i hope you guys also enjoy reading it 🫶 characters are from my sk8er boi! post
The last place you expected to be on a Friday night was a cramped, overheated house that smelled like cheap alcohol, sweat, teenage hormones, and something vaguely burnt.
And yet, here you were.
Standing near the very back, half hidden behind a pillar, arms crossed like you weren’t actively choosing to be there. Your disguise was… half-assed at best. A cap pulled low over your face, oversized sunglasses despite the dim lighting, which honestly, if anything, it made you more noticeable. But you refused to take them off. The point wasn’t to blend in perfectly.
The point was to not look like you cared. Because you didn’t. Obviously.
You just happened to be in the area. And he just happened to be performing. And you just happened to step inside for like two seconds. That’s it. Purely coincidental. Even as the flyer he had handed you earlier that month, now folded neatly inside your jean pocket, said something different.
Screams and whistles suddenly erupted around you, dragging your attention toward the stage despite yourself.
Martin steps on to the stage first. And god, he was… loud.
Not just in volume, but in presence. You knew he was loud. You’d grown familiar with the sound of his laughter and shouting (against your will), echoing through the school hallways during his usual over-the-top antics. But this… this was different. He moved across the stage, electric guitar in hand, like it belonged to him. Like every second of attention from the crowd was something he expected, not something he hoped for. His voice cut through the noise effortlessly, rough in a way that made the entire room lean in.
You shifted your weight, trying (and failing) to look uninterested. You weren’t impressed or anything. High school garage bands were soooo last year, you like to believe that your tastes were much more refined than that. But a small, tiny part of you regrettably understood why everyone else seemed to be.
The crowd erupted at the end of the third song. You hadn’t even noticed how long you had been watching him, and annoyingly, he looked good. Not in a polished, put together way--but in that careless, messy way that somehow worked. Hair damp with sweat, sleeves shoved up to his elbows, those ridiculous studded bracelets clinking every time he moved. Even the chipped black nail polish on his fingers, something you would’ve normally judged—looked deliberate as they moved over the strings. It was irritating how well it all suited him.
Cheers bounced off the walls as people pushed closer to the makeshift stage. Some girls even held up signs for someone named James as he played the bass, while the drummer–Keonho, you hear from the freshmen around you– kept the energy going from the back.
Despite the ruckus and adrenaline around you, you didn’t move. You stayed planted at the back, arms still crossed, occasionally checking your nails and the charms on them to look busy, expression carefully neutral. Unwilling to admit how much their performance pulled you in. Scanning the crowd with a bored stare, you caught sight of something that immediately sent blood rushing to your ears. Your nails pressing crescents into your palm, though your face remained completely stone cold.
Aaron Samuels. Your ex-boyfriend. The one who had broken up with you just two days ago because you were “too much.” Locked in a passionate kiss with Cady Heron. Your new friend. (Though some would argue she’s just another one of your ‘minions’ who do everything you ask them to and believe every word you say. But oh well its whatever, friend, sidekick, minion, they're all the same to you anyway.)
Your anger continued to boil beneath the surface, but you weren’t going to make a scene here. You were better than that. Exhaling a staggered breath, you forced yourself to inhale slowly, unwilling to make a spectacle of yourself. You just scoff at their public display, the scene reminding you of two fishes kissing each other that you once saw from a random documentary.
That didn’t mean you were going to let them go. You always had your way, one way or another.
You couldn’t care less if your ex-boyfriend had found someone else right after your breakup. What you couldn’t accept was how he thought he had the power to end things with you, not the other way around. The same could be said for Cady. You had never truly seen her as a friend, but you certainly weren’t going to let her play you for a fool. You would make sure they regretted it.
Just not now. Their time will eventually come.
After throwing one last judgmental glance at the pair, you refocused your attention on the five-person band. Specifically to the blond with spiked hair and messy eyeliner, his red electric guitar slung low.
Onstage, Martin was having the time of his life. He ran a hand through his damp hair, slightly out of breath, eyeliner smudged just enough to look intentional. Leaning into the mic, a crooked grin tugged at his lips as his eyes scanned the crowd.
Until they landed past it.
Straight to you.
You froze.
Oh God, no. There was no way.
“Damn,” he breathed into the mic, voice low, amused. “Didn’t think I’d actually see you here tonight.”
Your stomach dropped. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t. You were literally wearing a disguise. Granted, it wasn’t a good one– but still! How did he spot you so easily in a crowd like this?
He straightened, grin widening, clearly enjoying this far too much. “This next song…” he said, dragging it out just enough to make your dread build, “…goes out to a very special lady.”
Your eyes widened behind your sunglasses.
Oh my God. Shut up. No. No fucking way.
He lifted his hand, pointing directly at you. “This one’s for you.” The reaction was immediate.
Heads turned. Dozens of them. Conversations cut off mid-sentence. The energy in the room shifted as people followed his gaze, right to the back, right to you.
Your heart nearly stopped. You ducked your head instantly, pulling your cap lower over your face, as if that could somehow erase the fact that half the room was now staring at you. This was a nightmare.
Being the center of attention wasn’t unfamiliar to you. After all, you were Y/N L/N. Queen bee of North Shore High. The one who controlled the social hierarchy. The one who could make or break someone’s reputation with a single word. But this was completely different. You had no intention of being recognized in this smelly, cramped backyard, precisely why you had thrown on an (admittedly shitty) disguise and left Karen and the others completely in the dark.
Mortification burned through you, hot and immediate.
Onstage, Martin just smiled, like he was genuinely on top of the world just because you were there. And then– he strummed the guitar.
You stilled, the first strum hitting like a loaded gun. And somehow, you just knew it was aimed at you.
God, please no. Just kill me now.
You knew that sound. You knew that opening. Your head snapped up despite yourself, horror dawning in real time. Martin leaned into the mic, eyes still locked on yours, grin borderline wicked. And then he started singing, the four other boys behind him closely mirroring the horror on your face, hands completely still, unsure of what to do.
“You know you love me,” he sang, winking at you. “I know you care.”
You stared at him in pure, unfiltered disbelief. Out of all the songs in the world. Out of all the songs–
He chose that one.
“And I just can’t believe we ain’t together…”
The crowd went wild. Some people laughed, others cheered louder, phones already out. Hesitantly, his bandmates follow his lead and start playing the instrumental. And Martin? He was absolutely eating it up, performing like this was the best decision he had ever made in his life.
And while you were completely, utterly stuck watching in both horror and amusement… a devilish idea began to take root in your head.
Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron might have put you on display– but you’d be the one controlling how this story ended.
The set ended in a blur of noise. After Martin's very humiliating public display, the band tried to do some form of damage control and played more songs, hoping that everyone will forget what just happened.
Cheers, whistles, people chanting for one more song, screaming ‘Cortis’ like they were headlining coachella instead of someone’s overcrowded backyard. The energy lingered in the air long after the last note faded, buzzing beneath your skin in a way you refused to acknowledge.
You didn’t stay for long. Just enough to let the crowd settle. Just enough to make sure no one was paying attention to you anymore. Then you moved.
Through the bodies, past the makeshift stage, toward the side of the house where the five boys had gathered. Laughing, excitedly talking over each other, riding the high of their performance. And there he was.
Leaning back against the wall like he hadn’t just made a complete spectacle out of you twenty minutes ago. A half-empty water bottle in his hand, hair damp, his cheeks flushed from the heat, eyeliner smudged and nearly melted off from the sweat.
His head tilted the second you stepped into his line of sight. A grin spreading across his face like he’d just won something, eyebrows raised in faux shock.
“Oh, wow, look who we have here,” he drawled, pushing himself off the wall, meeting you half way, body towering over yours even with the kitten heels you wore, completely ignoring the shocked look in his friends faces as they pretended that they weren't listening. “Didn’t think you’d actually come see me.”
You stopped an arms length away from him, arms crossing over your chest, expression perfectly composed. “Don’t flatter yourself, Edwards” you said coolly. “This doesn’t mean anything.”
His grin widened.
God he loves when you talk in that bratty tone of yours.
“Yeah?” he said, taking a step closer, fingers fiddling with his earring, voice teasing. “So did you like it? You were looking pretty into it back there.” His head tilting in the direction of the stage.
“I was just dropping by,” you corrected flatly.
“Right right.” He nodded, like he totally believed you. “Dropping by. So the disguise has no reason at all? You just like walking around with a cap and sunglasses during the night?”
Your eyes narrowed slightly behind your sunglasses. “You talk a lot for someone who just publicly humiliated me.”
That only made him laugh. “Humiliated?” he repeated, hand coming up to his chest in mock offense. “I dedicated a song to you. That’s like- the complete opposite of humiliation and totally romantic.”
“You think Baby by Justin Bieber is romantic?” you deadpanned.
“Definitely,” he shot back, nodding vigorously. “Isn’t that how he bagged Selena?”
You stared at him. He only grinned, biting his lower lip slightly, eyes glinting with amusement– like he was waiting to see how far he could push you.
God, he was insufferable. And entirely too pleased with himself.
“Relax,” he added, softer now, tilting his head slightly. “You know you loved it.”
You didn’t even hesitate. “I didn’t.”
“Nah” he dragged out, shaking his head as he leaned in slightly. “You totally did.”
Silence stretched for half a second. From a few feet away, Martin's friends held their breaths. Watching closely to how you would react to the wasian boys comment. They completely expected you to step on his toes and walk away, like how you ran his foot over and drove off a few weeks ago. But all you did was let out a sharp exhale, trying to control yourself. You weren’t here for this.
You straightened slightly, gaze sharpening as you looked at him properly this time.
“Whatever, I need you to do something for me.”
That got his attention. Not that you didn’t already have it, but this shifted it. Made it sharper. More focused.
His grin didn’t disappear, but it changed. Curious now. “Yeah?” he said. “What kind of something?”
You held his gaze. “I need you to play a part.”
His eyebrows lifted, interest piqued. “And what exactly am I auditioning for?”
You didn’t smile. “My boyfriend.”
That did it. For the first time since you walked over, Martin actually went still. Not completely. Just enough that you noticed. Then his mouth twitched, lips pressing tight like he was trying not to react.
“Wow, straight to it, huh?”
“This isn’t about you,” you said immediately. “So don’t get ahead of yourself.”
“Mhmmm” he hummed, like he wasn’t listening at all. Like thinking about it was too much of a task, even when deep down all of his nerves were about to explode just at the mere mention of you mentioning ‘boyfriend’ to him. “Fake boyfriend, though… that’s a pretty big role.”
You ignored that. “It’s temporary,” you continued. “It just needs to be public. Convincing enough that people believe it.”
His eyes flickered, studying you more carefully now. “And why, may I ask,” he asked, tone just a little more curious than teasing now, “does the princess need a fake boyfriend?” Martin wasn’t stupid. Everyone had heard about you and Aaron. Still, he couldn’t help but wonder why you chose him.
You tilted your head slightly, choosing to completely ignore the nickname. You could’ve said it simply. You could’ve said: Aaron. But that wasn’t the point. “Some people need to learn a lesson,” you said instead, voice cool and measured, throwing your hair over your shoulder. “And to know never to fuck with me”
There it was. Honest. In your own way.
Martin watched you for a second longer than usual. Expression now carefully neutral, lips jutting out as he lets out a thinking hum sound. Then, he smiles. Not the teasing one he has been giving you all evening, but something sharper. “Damn,” he said under his breath. “That’s kind of evil.”
You didn’t deny it.
“I prefer the word effective.”
He let out a surprised laugh, “So let me get this straight,” he said, now taking a few steps away from you, as if internalizing the information you’ve given him “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend… so some douchebag realizes he messed up?”
“Yes.”
“And then what?”
You met his gaze, completely unbothered. “Then I turn him down.” You shrug.
That got a real reaction. He broke into loud laughter, a hand coming up to his stomach as he bent slightly, a tear forming at the corner of his eye.“God you really are evil,” he says through laughter, wiping away the tear. “I like it.” he sighs dreamily.
Of course he did.
You ignore his words, and crossed your arms again, a single eyebrow raised. “Well? What will it be, Edwards?”
He didn’t answer immediately. Instead, he looked at you, expression thinking, like he was piecing something together. Then his grin came back, now softer than it was before. “If I’m playing your boyfriend,” he said, voice dropping just slightly, “I’m doing it my way.”
“And what exactly does that mean?”
“It means,” he said, stepping into your space once again, just enough to be intentional, “I don’t do anything half-assed.”
Your chin tilted up slightly. “Good,” you replied. “I don’t either.”
His grin widened. “People are gonna believe it,” he continued. “No holding back. No fake plastic romance shit, If I’m in, I’m in.”
You studied him for a moment. Weighing. Calculating.
“Fine.”
That was all it took. The pink in his cheeks turning to a blazing red color. His eyes lit up–just for a second–before he masked it again with that same cocky expression.
“Didn’t think my night would end with you asking me out.” he said, shaking his head slightly.
“Don’t think too much about it, Edwards” you said flatly. “You just happen to be useful.”
“Yeah?” he shot back, grin returning. “We’ll see about that, princess.”
You turned slightly, already done with the conversation. “I’ll text you the details.”
“Wait,” he called.
You paused, glancing back at him. He was still smiling, but softer now. Not mocking. Not teasing. The same smile children have when they receive the present they’ve always prayed for on their birthday.
“For the record?”
You raised an eyebrow.
“I would’ve said yes anyway.”
You held his gaze for a second. Unreadable. Carefully thinking about your next words.
“I know.” And with that, you turned and walked away.
Leaving him still smiling like he’d just gotten exactly what he wanted, hands shaking at his sides from anticipation.
When Monday rolls around, everything at North Shore High goes on as usual. Hyunjin from the art club is still at his usual spot, handing out flyers and encouraging applicants. Cocona from the fashion club is pinning up yet another poster, looking for models. Soobin from the anime club is Naruto-running down the hall.
Again, everything is as usual.
Except for one thing.
You. And Martin. Together. Walking down the hallway. Together. Hand in hand.
A sly, almost poisonous smile sits on your glossy lips, your arm looped around Martin’s bicep. A pink Juicy Couture bag, very obviously yours, hangs off his shoulder like it belongs there. Your soft pink outfit and gold jewelry, the picture of clean girl, contrasts sharply against Martin’s all black, grungy clothes and silver accessories. And yet, somehow, it works.
You wear your usual proud expression, completely unbothered by the stares and whispers trailing behind you. You walk like this is nothing. Like it’s always been this way. Beside you, Martin carries himself differently. A little too aware. A little too smug. A cocky grin plays on his lips as he basks in the attention, occasionally throwing a mock salute at the random guys frozen by their lockers, jaws practically on the floor.
You don’t slow down. Not when the hallway opens up, not when the noise shifts from passing chatter to something more focused. If anything, your grip on Martin tightens slightly. Because you already know where you’re going.
And more importantly– you know who’s going to be there when you arrive.
The cafeteria doors swing open, loud and careless like they always do, but this time it feels different. Heads turn. Not all at once, but enough to notice, enough for it to ripple through the room as you walk in, still attached to Martin like it’s the most natural thing in the world. You don’t hesitate, don’t slow down, just head straight for your usual table where Gretchen and Karen are already mid-conversation, Cady sitting across from them with that same composed, quietly observant look she always has.
And right beside her is Aaron. He looks up, just for a second, and it’s subtle, the way his expression shifts. Not shock, not even confusion, more like mild amusement, like he’s already decided what this is before you’ve even said anything. A joke. An obvious ploy to get his attention.
You slide into your seat like nothing’s changed, dropping your bag onto the table as Martin takes the spot beside you, a little too close, deliberately so. There’s a slight pause before Cady tilts her head, eyes flicking between the two of you. “Oh, wow,” she says, light, almost curious, resting her chin on her palm, her eyes just a little too wide to still look innocent. “Y/N, who’s this… friend you have here?” There’s something under it—not quite sharp, but not harmless either. A tone you’re familiar with. The very same tone you use when speaking to a child—slow, measured, as if they wouldn’t understand otherwise. And you don’t even blink.
You just shrug, reaching for your tray that a random freshman had brought over like it’s nothing. “Martin. My boyfriend.”
It lands, and then just as quickly- laughter. Not loud, just disbelieving, like you’ve said something mildly entertaining. Karen giggles, Gretchen looks confused for half a second before brushing it off, and even Cady smiles like she’s humoring you. Across the table, Aaron leans back in his chair, a smirk tugging at his lips as he mutters, “Yeah right. Okay.” He doesn’t press, doesn’t question it further, because to him it’s obvious, it’s fake. The conversation moves on almost immediately, dissolving into something else like it always does, gossip or plans or something equally unimportant, and just like that everything feels normal again. Too normal.
You pick up your fork, ready to finally eat, when something nudges lightly against your tray. You glance down to find a raspberry smoothie sitting in front of you, cold and lightly fogged with condensation, the lid already loosened. Your eyes shift to Martin, brows pulling together in a small, questioning look. He notices anyway. Of course he does. He shrugs like it’s nothing, like it doesn’t matter. “You like this, right?” he says simply. “You have it every lunch.” Across the table, Aaron lets out a quiet scoff, wrinkling his nose. “Eugh that shits basically useless. Gatorade’s better.” Neither of you respond, not even a glance, and for a second, that silence feels louder than anything else.
You look back at the bottle, then at Martin. There’s no teasing in his expression, no smugness, no hint that this is part of some act. He’s just… right. You do drink it every lunch. You always have. Aaron never noticed, or if he did, it was to complain about it, actually, saying that it tasted weird, saying you should just get something else.
This is new to you, different. You pause, not long, just a beat, something small and quiet that almost goes unnoticed. “Hm, thanks,” you say finally, casual, like it doesn’t mean anything at all, before taking the cup and taking a sip like it’s just another part of your routine, like it’s normal.
But across the table, Aaron notices. Not the drink, not even Martin, but the pause, and the way that for the first time since you sat down, something about this doesn’t feel like a joke anymore.
It’s small, almost nothing, gone as quickly as it came, but you catch it anyway– the slight shift in his expression, the way his attention lingers just a second too long before he looks away like it doesn’t matter.
And that’s all you need.
Not a scene. Not a reaction. Just that.
Because if he was really over it– over you, he wouldn’t be looking at all. You take another sip like you didn’t notice, a barely there smirk being hidden, like none of this means anything, setting the bottle back down with quiet ease as the conversation around you carries on. But beneath it, steady and certain, something settles into place.
Judging by the way Aaron can’t stop watching, you already know how this ends.
By the time the school day ends, everyone across campus has heard the news.
Y/N L/N and Martin Edwards are dating.
There are all kinds of opinions about your relationship. Gretchen would say it’s “so fetch.” A handful of people call it adorable, while some say you're just bored. Some speculate he blackmailed you into dating him. Others insist you’re the one doing the blackmailing. But no one can deny it– somehow, impossibly, the two of you fit.
Martin quietly walks you to your car in the school parking lot, a guitar case slung over one shoulder while your pink juicy couture bag hangs from his hand. The second your car beeps open, he suddenly rushes ahead of you, swinging the door open with exaggerated flair, bowing low like some medieval knight.
“Your carriage, m’lady.”
One hand holds the door open, the other extends your bag toward you.
You scoff, amused despite yourself. “You’re such a dweeb,” you say, but a small laugh slips out anyway as you take your bag and slide into the driver’s seat. Martin lifts his head at the sound of it. He doesn’t defend himself. Doesn’t even try. Just grins.
“Well, you’re dating this dweeb, so…” he shrugs, gently closing your door.
For a moment, everything is quiet. No whispers. No stares. No rumors trailing behind you. Just quiet.
You would usually drive off immediately, eager to leave the draining campus behind. But for some reason, you hesitate, fingers resting against the steering wheel, unmoving. Martin notices. Of course he does. Watching you has become part of his daily routine. He leans down slightly, arms folding over the edge of your window.
“That was… a pretty eventful day,” he says.
You let out a soft laugh, nodding. “Yeah. It was.”
Silence settles again. Not uncomfortable. Just… unfamiliar. Like both of you are searching for something to say, but neither quite knows what.
Martin clears his throat lightly. “Well, I guess I’ll see you tomorrow? I’ve got band practice, so I can’t take you home. Sorry.”
“Don’t worry about it, Edwards,” you reply. “My mom would probably have a heart attack if she saw you anyway.”
He smirks. “Are my looks that dangerous?”
You roll your eyes. “No. It’s because you look like a walmart version of Sid Vicious.”
You expect another one of his dramatic comebacks. A joke. A protest. Something. But instead- “You know Sid Vicious?”
You pause. Just for a second. A flicker of hesitation. You know how people see you. You know what they expect. Girls like you don’t listen to that kind of music. Girls like you don’t know things like that.
You open your mouth, already ready to brush it off as a joke but Martin breaks into a wide grin. “You just keep getting cooler and cooler.”
And just like that, the moment shifts. He straightens up, stepping back from your car, hands tucked into his skinny jeans, that same easy smile still on his face.
“See you tomorrow, princess. Drive safe.”
And then he turns, heading back toward the school, probably to the music room, like it’s just another normal day.You watch him go. The way his guitar case bounces slightly, the way his frosted tips catch the light. And watch him disappear through the doors.
And for a moment, something unfamiliar settles in your chest.
Cady Heron had always envied you.
Back at her old school, she had been the it girl. The perfect image of the campus sweetheart. Not only was she beautiful, but she was also helpful. Always tutoring the students who needed it, volunteering at every school fundraiser, dutifully following behind the teachers like their favorite little pet.
She had carefully built her image.
She made sure everyone bowed at her feet and unknowingly ate out of her hand, and the moment she realized how desperately people craved her attention, she knew she could never give up that kind of power.
So when she transferred to North Shore High, she expected more of the same. Only there was one problem.
You.
She could not understand how, despite your abrasive attitude, you still had the entire school trailing after you like lovesick puppies. Despite her best efforts to stand beside you, to replace your reign with her own sweet, charming image– she couldn’t understand how you still managed to remain on top.
That was when she decided she would take everything from you. One by one. Until you had nothing left. And she had everything.
Starting with Aaron Samuels.
Manipulating Aaron Samuels had not been difficult. Despite his good looks and golden retriever charm, at the end of the day he was still just a dog. With a brush of her hand against his arm here, a playful fix of his hair there, and the slightest pout of her lips– She got him into her bed, and got him to break up with you.
She couldn’t wait to see the look on your face. She could picture it already. Your anger at being replaced. Your humiliation. Your jealousy of her.
As she sat at the group’s usual cafeteria table that Monday, Aaron at her side, she waited eagerly for your arrival, ready to watch you desperately try to conceal your rage at realizing you had been replaced by someone better.
But to her shock, you ruined the script entirely.
You walked in smiling. Radiant. Completely unbothered. And hanging off the arm of Martin Edwards.
The same Martin Edwards who now pulled out your chair for you like it was second nature, his hand resting casually on your waist as you sat down beside him like nothing in the world had changed.
Like you hadn’t just been betrayed.
Like you hadn’t just been replaced.
Being seated directly across from your nauseating display of affection, Cady shot a glance toward Aaron and felt her stomach drop. His jaw was tight. His expression dark. His eyes lingered on you far too long.
No.
No, no, no.
She could not allow this to happen. She had worked too damn hard for this. She had fought too hard to get him on her side, and she would make sure he kept his eyes exactly where they belonged. On her.
She had only just begun her climb toward the North Shore throne.
And she refused to let you win again.
The music drifting from Martin’s CD player was the only thing filling his room. Some old rock song you frequently heard bleeding through his earphones hummed through the speakers, blending with the occasional scratch of marker against plastic.
You lay flat on your stomach across his bed, lazily kicking your legs in the air while the taller boy sat cross legged on the floor beside you, colorful key tags scattered around the both of you in messy piles.
For the past hour, the two of you had repeated the same routine. Pick up a key tag. Pick up a pen. Write down:
010 666 1738. Cady Heron’s number.
Over. And over. And over again.
If someone had told you this morning that by the end of the day you’d be in Martin Edwards bedroom, surrounded by several hundred plastic key tags and willingly participating in what could only be described as low-level psychological warfare you would have laughed in their face.
But here you were.
You glanced down at the number written neatly across the bright pink tag in your hand, then at the mountain of finished ones piling up beside Martin. Then around his room. The band posters. The half-open guitar cases. The clothes thrown carelessly over the desk chair. The lingering scent of cologne and something faintly smoky.
Weird.
You had never imagined yourself here.
Had never imagined yourself anywhere near this comfortable in Martin Edwards’ personal space, let alone sprawled out on his bed like you belonged there.
Your thoughts drifted back to earlier that day.
To the exact moment this absurd plan had begun.
Martin had practically bounded toward you in the hallway that morning. Too energetic for eight a.m. Too smug for someone who looked like he’d gotten maybe four hours of sleep.
His grin was suspiciously wide, almost manic, and his hands were tucked behind his back in a way that immediately made you narrow your eyes.
“What are you hiding?” you asked flatly.
He gasped dramatically.
“No good morning? No ‘hello, Martin, you look devastatingly handsome today?’”
“Edwards.”
He rocked back on his heels, still grinning.
“Guess.”
“No.”
“Aw, c’mon, princess live a little.”
You stared at him. He stared back.
Then sighed dramatically.
“You’re no fun.”
“Sucks to suck.”
With a flourish far more theatrical than necessary, he brought his hands forward, revealing a giant ziplock bag, stuffed, to the brim. With brightly colored plastic key tags.
You blinked. Then blinked again. “…What.”
His grin somehow widened. “I have a proposition.”
You looked between him and the bag. “No.”
“You don’t even know what it is yet.”
“The answer is still no.”
He ignored you completely, already too committed to whatever nonsense this was.
“We write Cady’s number on every single one-” He shook the bag for emphasis, the keys rattling loudly. “Then we leave them everywhere.”
You just stared. He leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially despite the fact that no one around you was paying attention. “Bathroom counters. Hallways. Parking lots. Grocery stores. Taped to vending machines. Maybe at the doorstep of that weird kid who always smells like cheese–”
He kept going.
“–And thennn random creeps start calling her nonstop”
Your lips twitched. Martin froze mid-sentence. Eyes immediately catching your reaction.
“You like it,” he breathed, eyes twinkling with excitement. “You like my plan dont youuu”
You wiped your smile off instantly. “It’s…petty.”
“But effective?” he echoes your words from your first interaction.
“…Maybe.”
He broke into a victorious grin, voice teasing, “I knew it.”
You crossed your arms. “You bought all of these?”
He nodded proudly. “Three hundred.”
You stared at him incredulously, “You bought three hundred key tags?”
“What can I say, I commit to the bit.”
You should have been concerned. And honestly, you were a little. But he was grinning at you like he’d just invited you into some grand criminal conspiracy. And for reasons you didn’t entirely understand, you found yourself saying:
“When do we start?”
Which was how you ended up here, in his room. Helping him ruin Cady Heron’s week. Martin tossed another blank key tag onto the bed beside you.
“You know, you have freakishly neat handwriting for someone actively committing harassment.”
You snorted softly.
“You bought three hundred key tags for revenge and I’m the weird one?”
“Difference is,” he said, pointing his marker at you, “my insanity is charming.”
“Hm debatable.”
He pressed a hand to his chest. “Ouch Y/N, why do you wound me like this.”
“You’ll survive.”
“W-whats that? Is that the light?” he dramatically gasps, a hand reaching out to the sky, “Is my time over?”
You rolled your eyes, just huffing at his usual theatrics, but there was no real bite behind it. A comfortable quiet settled over the room after that. The kind that should’ve felt strange. Should’ve felt awkward. But didn’t. It was easy. Alarmingly easy.
Martin reached over the bed to grab another handful of tags, his arm brushing against yours. Neither of you moved away.
“You know,” he said after a moment, quieter this time, “I’m glad you asked me.”
Your hand stilled over the tag.
“To help terrorize Heron?”
He laughed. “No. Well- yes? But I meant the whole fake dating thing.”
You looked down at the tag in your hand. “Why?”
He shrugged, suddenly looking almost shy. Or as shy as Martin Edwards was capable of looking. “I don’t know.” He fiddled with the cap of his marker. “I just am I guess”
You glanced at him. He wasn’t joking. Wasn’t smirking. Wasn’t teasing. The sincerity of it caught you off guard.
“You realize I insult you constantly,” you said.
He smiled.
“Yeah.”
“And I ran over your foot.”
“You did.”
“And I only asked you because you were convenient.”
His smile softened.
“And yet you still asked me.”
Something in your chest tightened in the same manner it did in the cafeteria. Uncomfortable. Warm. Dangerous.
So naturally, you looked away first. “Hand me another key tag.”
His grin returned instantly. “Aweee are you shy?”
“Martin.”
“Right, right. Sorry, Your Majesty.”
Later, the two of you drove around town with the windows rolled down and the music blasting loud enough to rattle the car doors. The pile of completed key tags sat in your lap like a loaded grenade.
Every stop became a mission. You slipped one into a changing room at the mall. Martin dropped three in the movie theater lobby. You left two on the bathroom sink at a gas station. He tucked one under a windshield wiper while cackling like a supervillain.
At one point, after tossing a handful into the parking lot of a crowded grocery store, you sprinted back to his car laughing harder than you had in weeks.
“GO, GO, GO–”
“WAITWAIT THE TRUCK WONT START! HOLD ON IM PANICKING-!”
You collapsed into the passenger seat breathless, and he bolted out of the lot dramatically despite absolutely no one chasing you.
By the time the final key tag was gone, your cheeks hurt from smiling. Your voice was hoarse from screaming lyrics with him at red lights.
And when you looked over at Martin, hair windblown and ridiculous, drumming his fingers against the steering wheel while singing off-key with shameless confidence, you felt it.
That strange, unfamiliar ache in your chest. Because somewhere between the fake dating arrangement, the revenge plotting, the laughter…You had realized something dangerous.
You liked this. You liked him. Or maybe—
Not him. Not yet.
But you liked being around him. Liked how easy he made everything feel. Liked how he never expected you to be softer than you were. Never flinched at your cruelty. Never asked you to be kinder. Better. Prettier. Sweeter.
He knew exactly who you were, and instead of recoiling, he matched your energy. Helped you sharpen the knife. You looked at him for a long moment. And for the first time in longer than you cared to admit, you felt something dangerously close to gratitude.
When Cady walked into the cafeteria the next morning, dragging her feet with dark circles under her eyes, you and Martin had to physically restrain yourselves from laughing.
She looked awful. Her usually pristine hair was tied back in what could only generously be called a rushed ponytail, her concealer doing little to hide the exhaustion written plainly across her face. Even the way she walked lacked its usual polished confidence, movements sluggish, as if she hadn’t slept a second.
Martin’s shoulder bumped yours the second he saw her. You didn’t dare look at him. Because if you did, you would absolutely lose it.
Then Cady collapsed face-first onto the lunch table with a long, miserable groan. Aaron was at her side immediately. And Martin choked.
A loud, strangled cough tore out of him as he grabbed his drink, nearly knocking it over in the process. You kicked him hard beneath the table. He jerked, shooting you an offended look. You kept your face perfectly composed.
“What’s wrong, Cady?” Karen asked, eyebrows furrowed in concern. “Did you sleep on the wrong side of the pillow?”
“Karen, it’s ‘slept on the wrong side of the bed.’ And no, I’m not okay!” Cady snapped, lifting her head just enough to glare at everyone. “Creeps have been calling me all night asking if I lost my keys or if I want to ‘have a good time.’”
Your lips pressed together so tightly they almost hurt. Beside you, Martin had gone suspiciously still. The kind of still that only happened when he was trying not to laugh.
Aaron frowned deeply. “Wait what?! How did random people even get your number?”
You widened your eyes in perfectly practiced concern. “Oh my God,” you said, your voice dripping with fake sympathy. “That’s awful! How would anyone even get your number?”
Martin nodded, far too quickly. “Yeah,” he added, coughing once into his fist. “That’s, uh… actually insane. Like… who would do something like that?”
Cady’s eyes narrowed immediately. Her gaze darted between the two of you. You stared right back, all wide-eyed innocence. Martin mirrored you, somehow managing to look both confused and deeply offended by the implication.
Karen gasped. “Maybe someone wrote your number in the bathroom!”
Gretchen’s eyes widened in horror. “Or online! Wait do hackers post phone numbers?”
Karen gasped louder. “Can hackers get into your microwave too?”
“No, Karen.”
Aaron reached for Cady’s hand, his expression softening. “Hey, it’s okay. We’ll figure it out-”
“Would you stop?!” Cady suddenly snapped, jerking her hand away.
The table froze. Aaron blinked. “...What.”
“I said stop!” she hissed, shoving her tray away with enough force to make it rattle. “God, you’re all being so fucking annoying!”
Karen’s mouth dropped open. Gretchen looked like someone had slapped her. Even you raised your brows slightly. Aaron stared at her in stunned silence. “Cady, I was literally just trying to help-”
“Well, you’re not helping!” she shot back. “Hovering around me like some desperate puppy isn’t fixing anything, Aaron!”
His expression changed instantly. The confusion. The hurt. And most importantly, the offense.
Cady seemed to realize too late how harshly that had come out, her eyes widening for half a second, about to come up with a half hearted apology, she was interrupted by the sound of her phone ringing, the screen clearly a random number, and that completely sent her off the edge, with a loud frustrated squeal, she promptly ended the call and she shoved her chair back harshly. “God I can’t do this anymore! I need air.” Then stormed off.
The silence she left behind was deafening. Karen turned to Gretchen, visibly distraught. “Was she mad at us?”
“I…” Gretchen frowned. “She’s never acted like that before.”
Aaron remained seated, still staring in the direction Cady had left. His jaw tight. His brows furrowed. The first unmistakable crack of doubt settling into his expression. And when your eyes met Martin’s–
You knew he saw it too. She was slipping. Her image slowly breaking apart. And once people started slipping, they rarely stopped.
Eventually Gretchen scrambled after Cady, Karen hurrying after her in panic, still—Aaron didn’t move. For a second longer. Then another. Long enough to matter. His gaze flickered once more, back to you. Uncertain, like he was waiting. For something. A sign. An excuse. Anything.
You gave him nothing. Of course you didn’t. And that was what made the decision for him. He exhaled sharply, dragging a hand through his hair before finally pushing back his chair. The sound scraped too loudly against the floor. He hesitated one last time, just at the edge of turning away. Then without another word he followed after them.
Leaving the table blessedly empty.
The second they were gone. Martin burst. He doubled over in laughter so violently he nearly slid out of his chair. “Oh my- Oh my God–” he wheezed, clutching his stomach. “Did you see her face when Karen said bathroom stall?”
That did it.
You laughed too. Full-on laughed. The kind you usually tried to suppress in public.
“She looked like she was about to cry,” you snorted.
“She looked like she wanted to kill us.”
“Well she probably does if we're being honest.”
His grin widened. “Worth it.”
“Absolutely.”
He leaned toward you slightly, lowering his voice.
“You know,” he said smugly, “I'm starting to think we make a pretty terrifying team.”
You smirked.
“Don’t get too cocky now, Edwards.”
“Too late.”
Then, for a moment– his confidence falters. Just slightly enough for you to notice. He reached down into his bag, pulling out a folded white fabric. Your brows furrowed.
“What is that?”
He held one out to you. A Cortis band shirt. Except, the logo was bright pink, instead of the usual bands black.
You blinked.
Martin rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “We have another gig this weekend,” he said, suddenly sounding much less sure of himself. “And, uh…”
He glanced away, “I had them make one in pink. For you.”
Your fingers paused as you took the shirt from his hands. It was soft. Clearly brand new. He had custom ordered one. For you.
Martin shifted in his seat. “You don’t have to wear it or anything,” he rushed out. “I just thought– maybe if you’re bored and have nothing to do that day, it would be funny if you-”
“I’ll go.”
He stopped. Blinking.
“What?”
You looked up from the shirt. “Obviously I’ll go,” you repeated, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “I’m your girlfriend, aren’t I?”
The way his face lit up was almost embarrassing. His entire expression softened at once. Like he physically couldn’t stop himself. “Yeah,” he said far too quickly. “Yeah. You are.”
You stood abruptly, slinging the shirt over your bag. “Don’t make this weird.”
His grin returned instantly. “Too late. I’m already imagining our wedding.”
You rolled your eyes. But as you walked away– you were smiling.
Later that evening as you doomscrolled through pinterest to look for inspo on how to style the shirt you receive a very unexpected notification.
The moment you stepped into the backyard, the entire atmosphere shifted. Heads turned almost instantly. Someone near the drink table audibly muttered, “Holy shit, is that Y/N L/N?”
You ignored them. Let them stare. Let them whisper. Because tonight, unlike the first time you had come here, you had no intention of hiding. No oversized sunglasses. No hat pulled over your face. No pathetic attempt at pretending you weren’t there for a reason.
You walked into that crowded backyard like you owned it. Head high, expression composed, the bright pink Cortis band tee fitted tightly against your body.
The shirt alone was enough to draw stares. Because everyone knew that wasn’t official merch. Everyone knew that had been made specifically for you. And if the shirt somehow didn’t make your intentions obvious enough, the way you marched straight toward the stage certainly did.
The boys were still setting up their instruments when Martin noticed you.
And froze. Completely.
His hand slipped against the neck of his guitar. James followed his stare first. Then Seonghyeon. Then the rest of the band. And suddenly all of them were staring at you like they had collectively hallucinated.
“No fucking way,” Juhoon muttered into the mic.
Keonho laughed so hard he nearly dropped a drumstick. “Holy shit,” he shouted toward Martin. “Your girlfriend actually came!”
The crowd immediately erupted into chatter. Martin, meanwhile, looked like his brain had short-circuited. You stopped just beneath the stage, folding your arms.
“Well?” you called up dryly. “Should I leave? You look like you’re about to pass out.”
That snapped him out of it. He hopped down from the stage so quickly James yelled, “Dude, where are you going?!”
Martin ignored him entirely. He walked straight toward you, eyes wide, gaze flicking between your face and the shirt like he genuinely couldn’t process either.
“You came.”
You raised a brow.
“You invited me.”
“Yeah, but-” His eyes dropped again to the shirt. Then widened somehow further. “You wore it.”
You looked down at yourself casually.
“Oh this old thing? It was just sitting on my closet so I thought why not, you know?”
Martin let out something between a laugh and a choke.
“It’s pink.”
“You made it pink.”
“For you.”
“And I wore it.”
He stared at you. Still visibly stunned. Like he genuinely had not prepared himself for this possibility. You smirked.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting emotional, Edwards.”
He nervously ran his hand through his hair, a nervous smile on his lips. “You have no idea what this is doing to me right now.”
From behind him, “Oh my God, he’s in LOVE love” Keonho teases.
“Dude shut up” James scolds, slapping the younger boy on the back, “You’re embarrassing ‘tin in front of his huzz”
You laughed softly as you watch Martin’s face turn into a blazing hot red at their comments. And the sound alone seemed to make him melt. Despite the embarrassment, he steps closer. Close enough that his voice dropped lower.
“You’re standing front row?”
“Obviously.”
His grin turned crooked. “Planning to scream my name?”
“In your dreams.”
He leaned in closer, “You wearing my shirt says otherwise.”
Before you could retort, he bent down and pressed a soft kiss against your hair. Brief. Gentle. Almost reverent. Your breath caught. Martin pulled back with a smirk.
“For luck,” he murmured. Then turned and jogged back onstage before you could gather enough composure to insult him. Martin played like a man possessed. And maybe that was dramatic. But it was true.
Every ounce of his usual energy had somehow doubled. He moved across the makeshift stage like he’d been electrified, guitar slung low against his body, hair messy beneath the lights, grin appearing every single time his eyes found you in the front row. Which was often. And every time he looked your way, he played harder. Sang louder. Performed like he had something to prove. Or perhaps, someone to impress.
You found yourself smiling far more than you meant to. Cheering louder than was dignified. Singing along to the lyrics of the songs he’d played in his car enough times for you to know by heart.
By the end of the set, the entire backyard was screaming for more. And Martin looked at you from the stage like he had never wanted anything more than your approval. He jogged over the second they finished, breathless and glowing with adrenaline.
“Well?” he asked immediately. “How amazing was I?”
You pretended to think about it. He narrowed his eyes. Then you smirked.
“You were…decent.”
He gasped.
“Decent?”
“Maybe slightly above average.”
“You’re evil.”
“You adore me.”
His grin softened.
“Yeah, can’t deny that.”
He leaned down and kissed your temple quickly.
“I’m getting drinks. Don’t move.”
You rolled your eyes.
“Yes, mom.”
“Funny.” He pointed at you. “Stay.”
Then disappeared into the crowd. You had barely been alone thirty seconds before—
“Y/N.”
Your shoulders momentarily stiffened. You turned. And there stood Aaron.
As expected.
He looked nervous. More nervous than you had ever seen him. His gaze flicked briefly toward where Martin had disappeared. Then back to you. “Can we please talk?”
You crossed your arms. “We’re talking.”
He swallowed. Then stepped closer, hands trembling as they reached out to you. “I made a mistake.”
You blinked once.
Ah. There it was.
Aaron exhaled shakily. “Breaking up with you was a mistake.”
Your expression remained unreadable. He ran a hand through his hair. “Seeing you tonight- with him- I just…” He looked down briefly before meeting your eyes again. “I still want you.”
Silence. Then…slowly– you smiled. Aaron visibly brightened, convinced that he had somehow made you think he really felt bad, that he was just also manipulated by Cady. Until you spoke.
“No.”
His face fell instantly.
“What?”
“No,” you repeated. “I’m not getting back together with you.”
His brows furrowed. “Y/N, come on- that’s bullshit right? You clearly want me back, you-”
“You want to know the funny part?” you interrupted sweetly. “I don’t even miss you.” His face paled. Your smile sharpened. “I just wanted you to realize what you lost.”
Understanding dawned in his eyes. Horror. Humiliation. “You used me?”
You tilted your head. “Please Aaron, don’t act so shocked.”
His voice rose. “So this whole thing with Martin is fake?!”
“Nope.”
Aaron spun. Martin stepped back beside you, handing you your drink like he hadn’t just walked into the world’s best timing. His arm slid naturally around your waist. His gaze on Aaron was cool. Deadly amused.
“You had your chance,” Martin said simply.
Aaron stared between the two of you. At Martin’s hand on your waist. At your complete lack of denial. At the way you didn’t move away. His face twisted. Humiliation quickly curdling into bitterness. Then he laughed. Short and sharp.
“You know what?” he snapped, glaring at Martin. “Fine. Have fun with her.”
Your smile still didn’t disappear despite the malice in his tone but tightened. Aaron stepped back, shaking his head. “You’ll get tired of it eventually.”
The backyard seemed to go quieter. “You think this is fun now?” Aaron continued bitterly. “Just wait until you realize how exhausting she is.”
Your stomach dropped. Martin stiffened beside you. Aaron laughed humorlessly. “She’s high maintenance, controlling, impossible to please–she expects everything to revolve around her.” His voice sharpened. “She gets suffocating, man. Trust me. You’ll want out eventually too.”
For one horrible second, you couldn’t move. Couldn’t breathe. Because no matter how cruel Aaron was being, a part of you hated how much it sounded like every insecurity you never said aloud.
Martin’s jaw clenched, then, he smiled but there was no humor in it.
“No,” he said simply.
Aaron frowned.
Martin’s arm tightened around your waist. “I like maintaining her.”
Aaron blinked. Martin stepped forward slightly. “I like the clothes. I like the makeup. I like the attitude.” His voice sharpened. “And if she wants the world revolving around her, then it’s because it should.”
You stared up at him. Stunned.
Martin didn’t look away from Aaron. “So maybe the problem isn’t that she’s ‘too much.’” His smile turned sharp. “Maybe you were just too little.”
The silence that followed was deafening. Aaron’s face burned red, almost reminding you of a rabid dog.
He opened his mouth about to come up with another rebuttal but then just closed it. Then finally turned and stormed off without another word. Disappearing into the crowd. Martin watched him go, then looked down at you.
“You good?”
You took the drink from his hand. Sipped, then smiled.
“Perfect.”
His grin spread immediately. “Good.” He leans closer, for only you to hear. “For the record…”
You raised a brow.
“If fake dating gets me to watch you reject your ex in my shirt–” His smile turned wicked. “–I’m never letting this arrangement end.”
A laugh slipped from you before you could stop it. But it faded quickly. Because Aaron’s words still lingered. Still sat heavy in your chest.
Martin noticed immediately. His smile softened. “What?”
You hesitated. Then looked away. “He’s not wrong, you know.”
His brows furrowed instantly.
“What?”
You gave a humorless little laugh. “I am high maintenance.”
His expression shifted at once, turning serious, intently listening to your words and carefully thinking about them. You looked down at your drink. “The clothes, the makeup, the hair, the attitude…” you muttered. “Everything has to be perfect all the time. I know I’m difficult. I know I can be a lot.”
“Hey.” His voice was quiet but firm. You looked up. Martin steps closer.
“Don’t do that.”
You frowned. “Do what?”
“Repeat what people who couldn’t handle you said like it’s fact.”
Your breath caught. He reaches up slowly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. Handling you as if you were a porcelain doll.
“You are not difficult for wanting nice things.” His voice stayed soft. Steady. “You are not hard to love because you care about how you look.” His thumb brushed your cheek. “And you are not ‘too much’ just because someone else was too weak to meet your standards.”
Your throat tightened. “If anything,” he murmured, “I think you should demand more.”
You stared at him, completely speechless, completely undone. He gave your cheek one last gentle stroke.
“So no,” he said softly. “You’re not high maintenance." A beat. “You just know what you deserve.”
Something in your chest cracked wide open.
And before you could think, before you could overanalyze, before you could stop yourself,
Your hand caught the front of his shirt, pulled him down, and kissed him.
But you barely heard any of it. Martin freezes for half a second. Then kissed you back like he had been waiting for this longer than either of you wanted to admit. One hand came to your waist. The other cupped your jaw. Holding you like you were something precious.
And when you finally pulled away, breathless and giggling, he stared at you like you had just changed his entire life.
“Well,” he said faintly. You smirked despite your racing heart. “Still think I’m only slightly above average?” His grin turned borderline delirious.
“Hmm fine, I guess you are the best.” you laughed softly, still close enough that your noses nearly brushed.
For a moment neither of you moved. Neither of you seemed entirely willing to. Then Martin’s expression shifted, his grin softening into something almost shy.
Which, on him, looked absurdly endearing.“Sooo…” he said slowly.
You raised a brow. “So?”
His hands tightened slightly at your waist. “That kiss felt…” He trailed off, then huffed out a laugh. “Not very fake boyfriend-girlfriend of us.”
Heat crept up your neck. You tilted your chin defensively. “Maybe I’m just a very dedicated actress.” Martin snorted.
“Right.”
A beat passes, then he asks, “So are we still fake dating?”
Your heart skipped. There it was. The question hanging between both of you. Suddenly far more terrifying than it should have been. You looked at him. At the way his teasing had faded into something careful. Like maybe for once, Martin Edwards wasn’t entirely sure of himself.
And that realization did something dangerous to your chest. You let your fingers smooth absentmindedly over the front of his shirt where you had grabbed him.
Then smirked.
“Well…” you murmured. “That depends.”
His brows lifted.
“On?”
You leaned in just enough to make him follow instinctively.
“Are you asking me to be your real girlfriend, Edwards?”
His eyes widened, then he laughed. A little breathless, hands trembling. “Aren’t I supposed to be the one doing that?”
“You were taking too long.”
He stared at you for half a second then grinned– completely gone for you.
“Okay,” he said, stepping closer until there wasn’t even an inch between you. “Then yeah.”
His voice softened.
“Be my girlfriend for real?”
And for once, you didn’t tease him. Didn’t deflect. Didn’t play coy. You just smiled. Soft and genuine.
And nodded.
“Yeah,” you whispered. “Okay.”
The smile that broke across his face could have lit the entire neighborhood. He kissed you again immediately, laughing into it this time, hands warm against your waist. Forehead pressing to yours when he pulled back.
“You have no idea,” he murmured, still grinning like an idiot, “how long I’ve wanted that.”
You smiled. “Oh, I think I do.” He gasped dramatically. “So you admit you were obsessed with me first?”
“Don’t ruin the moment.”
“Too late,” he said cheerfully. “You’re stuck with me now.”
You rolled your eyes. But smiled anyway. And when he laced his fingers through yours,
You held on.
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ʚ🍮ɞ #REI: uni still hasnt released me from its evil clutches and has actually tightened its hold on my neck but this draft has been crying to be released from my docs so i thought might as well 🥀🥀🥀 i hope this was okay for you guys 😖 the plot does feel a bit over the place but i genuinely didnt know what else to do 💔 anyways thats all i have for now, as always thank you so much for the support on my works ily >0< !!!
synopsis, When everyone doubts Keonho on if he could bag his crush, who happens to not only be an actress, but also a huge fan of CORTIS— he has to prove them wrong. Does he, though?
pairing, Ahn Keonho x Actress!reader
genre, crack, smau, sneaking in mason thames at every chance i get.
𓏲ּ𝄢… 2000s PUNK BAND BF MARTIN EDWARDS 𝔁 2000s POP STAR READER # ─── headcanons (yall this is lowkey a long one)
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who was the bane of your existence at first. you couldn’t stand the guy and the feeling was mutual on his end, kinda. (you know the saying, if a boy teases you that means he likes you?)
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who made a shady comment about you in an mtv interview for cortis something along the lines of…
─── martin slouched deeper into his chair, fingers idly messing with the studs on his wristband like he couldn’t care less about the camera shoved in his face.
“I mean, we make actual music,” he said, voice lazy, almost bored. “not some track about ‘oops, I broke another guy’s heart’ while dancing in pink in front of a camera.”
the interviewer’s grin sharpened instantly, you could practically hear the headline writing itself. he leaned in, elbows on his knees. that sounded a lot like a song that was number one on the charts right now. “so you’re saying yn’s music doesn’t mean anything?”
martin glanced off to the side like the question wasn’t even worth a full answer, giving a half shrug.
“I mean… at least she’s hot though.” james’ elbow slammed into his ribs without hesitation.
martin let out a short breathy laugh, rubbing his side, but he didn’t take it back, if anything, the corner of his mouth tilted up like he knew exactly what he’d just done.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who watched the headlines on magazines go wild and then watched you respond to them.
♱ 2000s pop star gf reader who was asked about martin in a talk show not soon after the cortis mtv interview was released.
───“so y/n,” the interviewer starts, eyes locked on you and you already know where this is going.
you sigh, but your smile doesn’t drop, bright, effortless, the kind that keeps the crowd hanging on.
your fingers hook under your rhinestone belt, adjusting it against your low rise jeans like it’s second nature. the audience instantly erupts.
“I know what you’re about to ask me,” you say, tilting your head, lips glossed and shining under the lights.
the interviewer leans in, playing it up. “oh, you do?”
“I do,” you laugh, pressing your lips together for a second before continuing. “and all I’m gonna say is… I don’t think screaming curse words into a mic and calling it a song is that meaningful either. but hey ” you shrug lightly,
“that’s just me.”
the crowd goes crazy.
“well, girls, you heard it here!” the interviewer shouts over the noise, barely able to contain his grin as the screams swallow the rest of the moment.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who can’t help the grin that makes its way to his face when keonho shoves his heavy laptop in his face pressing play of the video from your interview
“she wants me so bad it’s obvious.”
“you’re fucking insane.”
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who can’t help but grin wider remembering that a certain pretty pop star is going to be announcing best rock video at the mtv awards (since mtv doesn’t know how to separate genres cortis was nominated) …. oh what a coincidence
─── claps and screams ripple through the venue as you step onto the stage, cue cards in hand. your bedazzled denim skirt catches every flash of light, the dior top shimmering as the camera cuts in close.
you flash that signature smile, the one everyone recognizes instantly.
“tonight’s the night where every genre gets its flowers,” you start, voice smooth, practiced. “so of course… we have to give it up for rock. one of the pillars of music as a whole.”
the crowd roars.
you nod, letting the noise settle just enough. “we’ve got some incredible nominees for best rock music video tonight, hoobastank.”
cheers erupt.
“the darkness.”
louder cheers.
“evanescence.”
the volume spikes again.
“and…” you pause, dragging it out just enough to tease. your glossed lips press together as you glance down at your nails, then back up the room immediately catching on, laughter and screams mixing together.
“right, right… and cortis.”
the camera cuts to the band. martin’s already nodding, a smug tilt to his mouth, while juhoon shakes his head beside him.
back to you. you finally look down at the card, dramatic as ever. “and the mtv award for best rock music video goes to…”
you barely last a second before breaking.
“wow, cortis what you want! what a shock.”you grin, tongue briefly running over your teeth as applause crashes through the venue.
the camera swings back to the band as they shoot to their feet, all pride and adrenaline, making their way to the stage.
martin reaches you first. he looks down at you, that same knowing smirk tugging at his lips.
you meet his eyes for a split second, unreadable, before handing him the award which he takes easily, but not without sliding an arm around your waist in a casual side hug.
the crowd absolutely loses it.
you step back as the rest of the band crowds the mic, their voices overlapping in a mess of excitement until it settles on martin.
“yeah, uh, thanks to mtv,” he starts, pushing his hair back, still half grinning. “we put a stupid amount of work into this. hours in studios, on set… so it actually means something to walk away with this.”
he pauses, glancing off to the side right where you’re standing. “and, uh…”
there’s that look again.
“I heard there’s a pretty high chance y/n’s taking best pop album tonight,” he adds, voice dipping just enough to feel pointed. “so… I’ll see you at the afterparty, princess.”
the crowd screams louder than before and the camera cuts to you.
the smile you were suppressing was just as you press your tongue against the inside of your cheek, giving a short, almost dismissive nod as you look off to the side
back on martin, his brow lifts slightly, like he’s waiting for something more or maybe just enjoying the fact that he got under your skin anyway.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who played with the camera all night anytime you were the topic of discussion throughout the rest of the show, you’re performance? he’s giving the camera a thumbs up, when you won best pop album? he’s blowing a kiss to the camera.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who kept his word when he said he’ll see you at the after party, making his way towards you as you talk to one of your producer friends ignoring james who tried to stop him.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who dabs up your friend before whispering something in his ear causing your friend to nod his head and walk away while you look at him in disbelief.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who’s eating up the attitude you give to him as he trolls and try’s to start a conversation with you, he loves that he gets on your nerves.
the afterparty is loud, bass heavy, flashing lights, bodies packed too close, the kind of room where everything feels a little too electric.
you’re sunk into one of the velvet couches, legs crossed, drink in hand, half listening to your producer talk in your ear.
and then.
“told you I’d see you.”
you don’t even have to turn your head.
martin slides in beside you like he belongs there, like he wasn’t just being physically held back five minutes ago. james lingers somewhere behind him, already giving up.
before you can say anything, martin leans forward, dapping your friend up like they go way back. he bends slightly, murmuring something low enough that you can’t catch it.
but whatever it is, your friend’s expression shifts instantly. a quick nod. a muttered “yeah, yeah,” before he’s standing up and leaving.
you blink after him. “are you serious right now?”
martin just shrugs, settling back like he didn’t just clear the space around you on purpose. “what? he looked busy.”
“he was talking to me, that doesn’t even make sense.”
“not anymore.”
you scoff, turning your body away from him, which only seems to amuse him more.
the music swells louder, pulsing through the speakers, and martin leans back into the couch like he’s getting comfortable, too comfortable.
his arm stretches along the back of the couch behind you, fingers brushing just close enough to your shoulder to be intentional without actually touching. then the other follows, boxing you in without asking, without even looking like he’s trying, like it’s nothing.
“you always this annoying?” you mutter, eyes fixed ahead, taking a sip of your drink just to avoid looking at him.
martin lets out a quiet laugh beside you, low and satisfied.
“only with you.”
you roll your eyes, shifting slightly, and his hand shifts with you, still resting right behind you like he’s not planning on moving anytime soon.
“don’t you have somewhere else to be?”
“nah.” he tilts his head, finally looking at you properly, that same smug expression from earlier still sitting on his face. “this is way more interesting.”
you glance at him then, just for a second sharp, unimpressed and it only makes his grin widen.
he loves this.
you scoff softly, looking away again, but there’s the faintest twitch at the corner of your lips now. “you’re really obnoxious.”
“obnoxious?” he leans in just a little, voice dipping so it cuts through the music straight to you. “and yet you haven’t gotten up.”
you pause, just for a second, before taking another sip of your drink. “maybe i’m just being polite.”
martin hums, unconvinced, his fingers tapping lightly against the back of the couch just behind your shoulder.
“nah,” he says quietly. “you like it.”
you turn your head then, finally facing him fully, brows lifting. “you’re delusional.”
his eyes flick down to your lips for a split second before meeting your gaze again.
“and you’re still here.”
the beat drops louder around you, the crowd surging, but neither of you move.
you hold his gaze a second too long before breaking it, shaking your head like you’re done entertaining him but you don’t shift away.
and martin notices that too.
DID YN AND MARTIN FROM CORTIS KISS AT THE MTV MUISC AWARDS AFTER PARTY?!
the mtv awards may be over, but the drama is just getting started.
insiders are buzzing after multiple sources claimed that pop princess yn and cortis frontman martin, yes, those two, were seen together for most of the night at the official after party.
according to partygoers, what started as a tense conversation on a velvet couch quickly turned into something… a lot more interesting.
“they were talking for a long time,” one insider revealed. “at first it looked like they were arguing , you know, with their history, but then it kinda shifted. like, they were way closer than just talking.”
another source backed it up, saying the pair were “basically inseparable” as the night went on, with martin reportedly “not leaving her side once he found her.”
but here’s where things get messy.
multiple attendees are claiming that later in the night, the two were spotted sharing a kiss before slipping out of the party together.
“it wasn’t just a quick thing either,” one witness said. “it was like… they didn’t even care who saw.”
neither yn nor martin has addressed the rumours yet but fans are already spiraling online, especially after their very public back and forth earlier that night on stage.
from shady interviews to flirtatious award show moments… and now this?
is this just rivalry turned chaos, or is the music industry looking at its newest unexpected power couple?
one thing’s for sure if this is real, nobody saw it coming.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who read the headline beside you in his studio with a bright smile on his face while you glared at him. “oh come on, at least they didn’t get a photo of us.”
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who couldn’t stop the sentence of “I knew you wanted me,” when you agreed to go on a date with him.
“as if you didn’t diss me just to get my attention.”
“you’re so cute when you call me out on my bullshit.”
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who didn’t confirm his relationship to you to any tabloids and neither did you, just letting the paparazzis and obvious moments speak for themselves.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin was now constantly seen on sets for your music videos at all times.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who loved showing the guys photos that the paparazzi took of you and him anytime you went out, “don’t we look so good together?” “dude, this is your fifth time showing us this photo.”
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who bought you guys matching tiffany and co bracelets that you both never take off (not for music videos, not for red carpets, not for photoshoots, the bracelets STAY on)
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who got a tattoo of your first name initial on his pointer finger and showed it off while doing a “shhh” motion to the paparazzi camera.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who was over the moon when you both got sat beside each other at a fashion show, casually putting his arm around the back of your chair while whispering in your ear while models walk by.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who now had thousands of demos and songs written about you (he’s in loveee).
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who always mentions you on red carpet interviews “well, my girl is performing tonight so I’m looking forward to that.”
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who had a cameo in your new music video and talked about it more than his bands own grammy nomination, he even talked about your grammy nomination more. (he found it so romantic that both of you got a grammy nomination)
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who cheered the loudest when you won your first grammy, you were on the other side of the room but all he wanted to do was run over and congratulate you.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who couldn’t contain himself when it was his turn to win and just like that night at the after party james couldn’t stop him from running over to your side of the room and giving you a big hug, lifting you up and pressing a kiss on your cheek before the boys grabbed his arm and dragged him on stage to accept their award.
♱ 2000s punk band bf martin who just really loves his pop star girlfriend.
synopsis: she’s the voice behind the most unhinged, viral F1 tweets on the internet—equal parts analysis and public menace. What she doesn’t know is that George has been following her account for months, from a private account.
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