good morning

mouse ☆ she/her ☆ n+m ♡

[kaylmao]

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[dungeon-bitch]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[mousefromupthere]

*influencer voice* things my boss has said to me today that would put a normal workplace into an hr nightmare pt 1

- "im so glad you and [my girlfriend] are normal lesbians" wouldn't expand upon that

- "the only thing i like about Charlie Kirk is that he got his fucking head blown off. i loved that"

- "hes just got the hands of a straight man" talking about the other employee (a gay man)

he also refers to me as 'the stallion' or if I do a really good job 'a stud'. yes he does love horses thanks for asking.

[mousefromupthere]

*influencer voice* things my boss has said to me today that would put a normal workplace into an hr nightmare pt 1

- "im so glad you and [my girlfriend] are normal lesbians" wouldn't expand upon that

- "the only thing i like about Charlie Kirk is that he got his fucking head blown off. i loved that"

- "hes just got the hands of a straight man" talking about the other employee (a gay man)

he also refers to me as 'the stallion' or if I do a really good job 'a stud'. yes he does love horses thanks for asking.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[thememedaddy]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[danhumphrey]

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

[mousefromupthere]

a guy i was friends with in hs apparentlyis still lurking my life, I was suspicious it was him when he sent me an ask but forgot about it until he liked one of my posts. TEN YEARS LATER hes posting absolutely monstrous creepy shit about me. this guy genuinely scares me I dont know why he won't leave me the fuck alone its fucking scary. get away from me. we dont talk because you scare me, you made me uncomfortable so many times but sure, youre the victim of me not wanting to engage with someone who stalks me, makes threatening posts about me, has reached out to my friends in the past.

genuinely Jacob leave me alone you scare me. youre not in my life because youre fucking scary and have made me uncomfortable everytime I tried to rekindle a friendship. youre not the victim in this situation, leave me alone.

I guess i gotta change my social media handles again, I blocked the blog but who fucking knows if hell find a way to look at my shit again.

I have my settings to where my blog cant be looked up, I dont know how he keeps finding me.

[mousefromupthere]

I gotta see that movie again

backrooms was so good

I love that our protagonist never gets better. i love an unhappy ending and I LOVE practical effects.

me my gf and our friend could only get seats at the cinema at the end of town at 11:25pm and watching that movie so late was such a good idea, the ambiance was incredible!!

I need to see it again before I read any posts about it or really look into theories. I KNOW theres stuff I missed first watch. I really hope horror continues to thrive how it has been lstely and that it keeps going in this trajectory.

pirate Clark was so SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!

[orcboxer]

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

[captain-corvidae]

backrooms or whatever

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town