Realistic Life Goals: None

Andy. Works, studies, and drinks in Manchester, UK

[elucubrare]

there's a lot of reasons why people perceive the state of literature as worse than it ever has been but they all boil down to this:

we are experiencing the literary landscape now and we did not experience the literary landscape of the past.

[260khorsepower]

[filthburger]

[depsidase]

[irondive]

[scarabies-real]

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

[twiststreet]

[sugarmountainspring]

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[flowerytwats]

one time i was very drunk in a pub garden and i turned around and saw this

it was over 7 foot tall

[tsakmaster]

this is just what life is like in britain btw

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[neighbourhoodtwo]

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

[neighbourhoodtwo]

yeag

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[romcommunist]

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

[iamnotlanuk]

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[mildmayfoxe]

“[fell/collapsed] like a puppet with its strings cut” is one of those ones where the first time you read it it’s evocative and you’re like “ok nice turn of phrase” and by the fiftieth time you read it you’re like “🙄 yeah yeah the puppet. again with the puppet”