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[mouthwashing-confessions]

All day, fire fresh!

Come one, come all, and lay your sins down for Polle to judge.

A blog dedicated to confessions, embarrassing truths and mortifying feelings for all things related to Mouthwashing. Please make sure you read our FAQ before submitting!

We have two mods!

Mod Oxycodone (💉) and Mod Paracetamol (💊)

Tags to block

[mw nsfw] = Anything thats NSFW (Ex: "I want to fuck Curly")

[mw discourse] = Anything that's discourse worthy or current in the community (Ex: "Curly is an Enabler")

[mw suicide] = Anything that is directly referencing or implying suicide in any way, either canonical to the story or in an AU

[mw jimmy hate] = And likewise tagged with each individual character, such as [mw Curly hate] and so on.

[mw rape mention] = Self explanatory. Will be used on any posts that talk about rape or mention it.

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I think Anya should be allowed to do some fucked up experiments but also I think she should be allowed to breakdown and cry after single-handedly stabilizing Curly as the only medical professional on board that ship

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ngl I found jimmy attractive before I found out he crashed the ship. now I find him irresistible.

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https://www.tumblr.com/mouthwashing-confessions/773811746230140928/i-hate-how-ever-keeps-drawing-jimmy-as-brown-when?source=share

Based, I'm all for headcanons but darker skinned Jimmy is too much IMO

- Spearmaster

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I understand not liking shipping in Mouthwashing but it drives me almost insane how much and how often people say it the moment someone sees a ship. And it’s always the same reasons. I feel like people think shipping = watering down the characters to put them together in a healthy relationship. But to me it’s like. No!! They are unhealthy and toxic and doomed. So I can get behind like all of the ships if there’s just a good pitch. I completely understand those who dislike shipping, but I feel like whenever I talk to someone who dislikes it for the reasons previously listed, every interaction feels so backhanded. Don’t get me started on the wrong organ discord server, it’s like saying you like to kick babies if you admit to any ship that’s not OC x canon. Or sometimes Curlya, but even then, curlya shippers get harassed too. And nobody says anything about it which is so strange to me. They put out the anti-harassment message yet the discord is RAMPANT with it. I want to connect with others so bad but I can’t find any space :,)

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Anon that said Jimcurly is like Natsby is dead wrong. I like both and on the basis of what they were saying (lots of essays to be written but also they should kiss) like yeah totally but the dynamics shown are very different and I wouldn’t compare them at all 😭

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Curly as a character just doesn’t interest me. Sorry chat

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The fandom sucks at characterising Jimmy. The amount of x readers that just make him the most stereotypical ‘rough dom daddy’ abusive guy like did we not play the same game.. he is deeply insecure and destructive but he’s not a stereotype jfc cringe

Also the amount of incest underage fics is weird. Idk it just makes me uncomfortable that people are writing Curly or Jimmy assaulting a teenager, and the writer is like 20+. This isn’t pornhub let’s stop using Mouthwashing (a game with pretty clear themes on misogyny and sexual abuse) to fetishise molesting children ok ? ❤️ stop acting like creepy porn addicted men

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I hate how ever keeps drawing jimmy as brown when he's a white man. Why do they only darken the skin of the bad guy? No one else? Just the dude everyone hates? Almost like people are subconsciously assigning morality to skin color. Please, artists, check your internalized colorism I'm going fucking crazy

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I want to throw Polle out of the airlock I hate that stupid fucking horse

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Curly feels like the kind of white man to own a jeep

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I love you autistic swansea headcanon

neurodivergent Tulpar crew my beloved

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everyone's fighting over ships and morality and whatnot but have you ever considered i just want to give captain grant curly a big old smooch on the lips i think that would solve everything

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I've been thinking about Jimmy in a collar and leash to keep him in line for the past few hours. I wonder how long these thoughts will last.

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Being in the Mouthwashing fandom is like if I was observing some bugs under a rock and someone else yells at me for not squishing the bugs under an uncaring boot. Please I just watch the bugs in peace

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Chat I just remembered that in any space craft everything and everyone would be floating around constantly due to zero gravity and now I have a feeling that if it was like that in MW like irl than no one would be taking shit seriously. I know for a fact if zero gravity was in the game y’all mfs would be making more goofy shit because everyone is constantly floating around 24/7 and it’s hard not to laugh at the characters suddenly ascending . Especially if it’s Daisuke that’s suddenly randomly ascending

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As much as I enjoy the Daisuke art school headcanon/post-canon fix-it, I truly believe art school would make his lack of motivation and direction in the world worse, not better (not at all based on personal experience)

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