EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!

Randy Meeks rp blog Mun is 18, character is 18-19

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Hey, I'm Randy. And more importantly, you need to listen up, cause there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie.

Number one: You can never have sex.

Number two: You can never drink or do drugs.

And number three: Don't ever say you'll be right back, cause you won't be back! You'll be dead.

You got it?

Out of character notes:

Minors can interact with this blog at their own discretion. It probably won't be super crazy explicit or nsfw, but Scream is not child friendly, so this blog probably won't be either.

With that out of the way, hi!! I'm Raymond (he/him) and I am gonna do my best with this. I am open to roleplaying both Woodsboro/Scream 1 Randy and Windsor College/Scream 2 Randy, and I will specify which one each thread is in the tags. My Randy is not part of a closed rp group, so any and all are welcome to interact!

I don't have a particular Randy ship so I'm fine with pretty much anything legal, but I am partial to Randy being a single loser. Some slight headcanons about Randy's home life, sexuality, etc etc will be used but I intend to stay at least mostly canon compliant.

Randy's talking tag will be 'your favorite virgin 📼', and ooc posts will be tagged as 'the reality button'. The dividers are by @thecutestgrotto and @strangergraphics-archive. Find my other blogs here!

Thanks for reading!

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

She moves the gun just in time, which implied the thing was actually loaded.

He could unpack that later.

“At least Stu’s too dead to mock you.” She hums.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"He's probably bitchin' in hell." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "You think they'll notice if I wear a wig or some shit?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes.” She laughs, “cause I’d be too busy laughing at you in a Party City wig.”

She stares at him, as if imagining it before bursting into a fit of giggles once more.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Party City? Yeesh, at least gimme a little credit." He snorted. "I'm classy, I'd at least get a Spirit Halloween one."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah, Party City, it’s not October.” She doubles down, grinning like a fool.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Fine, you win, Party City." He held his hands up in surrender.

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes!” She punches the air like she won a real argument.

“Suck it!”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah yeah." He rolled his eyes, waving her off. "I hope you know I'm not actually doing that. I don't need any more ammunition against me."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“No shit. I wouldn’t let you anyway.” She rolls her eyes right back.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah yeah." He waved her off, slumping back against the couch.

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

She moves the gun just in time, which implied the thing was actually loaded.

He could unpack that later.

“At least Stu’s too dead to mock you.” She hums.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"He's probably bitchin' in hell." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "You think they'll notice if I wear a wig or some shit?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes.” She laughs, “cause I’d be too busy laughing at you in a Party City wig.”

She stares at him, as if imagining it before bursting into a fit of giggles once more.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Party City? Yeesh, at least gimme a little credit." He snorted. "I'm classy, I'd at least get a Spirit Halloween one."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah, Party City, it’s not October.” She doubles down, grinning like a fool.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Fine, you win, Party City." He held his hands up in surrender.

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes!” She punches the air like she won a real argument.

“Suck it!”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah yeah." He rolled his eyes, waving her off. "I hope you know I'm not actually doing that. I don't need any more ammunition against me."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

She moves the gun just in time, which implied the thing was actually loaded.

He could unpack that later.

“At least Stu’s too dead to mock you.” She hums.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"He's probably bitchin' in hell." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "You think they'll notice if I wear a wig or some shit?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes.” She laughs, “cause I’d be too busy laughing at you in a Party City wig.”

She stares at him, as if imagining it before bursting into a fit of giggles once more.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Party City? Yeesh, at least gimme a little credit." He snorted. "I'm classy, I'd at least get a Spirit Halloween one."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah, Party City, it’s not October.” She doubles down, grinning like a fool.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Fine, you win, Party City." He held his hands up in surrender.

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

She moves the gun just in time, which implied the thing was actually loaded.

He could unpack that later.

“At least Stu’s too dead to mock you.” She hums.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"He's probably bitchin' in hell." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "You think they'll notice if I wear a wig or some shit?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Yes.” She laughs, “cause I’d be too busy laughing at you in a Party City wig.”

She stares at him, as if imagining it before bursting into a fit of giggles once more.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Party City? Yeesh, at least gimme a little credit." He snorted. "I'm classy, I'd at least get a Spirit Halloween one."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

She moves the gun just in time, which implied the thing was actually loaded.

He could unpack that later.

“At least Stu’s too dead to mock you.” She hums.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"He's probably bitchin' in hell." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "You think they'll notice if I wear a wig or some shit?"

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Eugh plot twists.” She fakes a gag.

“Well that must mean my chances are pretty good, you’re the last person I could see dying.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Yeah, see?" You're gonna be fine." He waved her off, flopping down on the couch. "I, however, am gonna have to hear shit from everybody for the next week or so."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Don’t I know it. Oh smashing a guy’s head in with a lamp didn’t do it for us, so here, have the guy you’re hooking up with kill your best friend! That’s some bullshit.” She snorts.

“And I can only be an exception for so long. Then I become a trope.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Well, for now you're a plot twist." He shrugged. "And your odds are about the same as mine at this rate."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“I definitely am.” She shakes her head.

“Think about it like this, you’re the perfect angel who has one little slip up, but it’s forgiven! Cause it’s your first slip up, and it’s not gonna happen again!” She says motioning to him.

And then she motions to herself, “and I’m the fucking devil. Regularly drink and smoke pot, used to hook up with guys on the regular. I’m your antithesis, Mr. Freeze.”

She pauses, “besides, I’ve had my run of horror movies, it’s your turn. Passing the torch and whatnot. You’re a better person than me anyway.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"And I'm already one movie deep, which is plenty in my book. Sequels suck ass anyway." He snorted. "Also, you're some kind of weird exception to the rules. If you were gonna die you would've done it by now."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Nah. Even with you breaking the rules, out of the two of us, you’re the one I’ve got money on living.” She shakes her head.

“If it comes down to it, it’d be you. And you’d finally tell Sid how you feel after finding a new lease on life after my death.” She shrugs.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Not if you put me out of my fuckin' misery." He groaned. "Never a-fuckin-gain, geez. Also, you're not dying."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“Overheard the girl at the corner store.” She clicks her tongue, pulling away and tossing the gun onto the couch.

“She’s totally spreading it btw, telling anyone who’ll listen how she’s the one that broke the perma-virgin.”

[moviefreaked-mind]

"Great. Do me a favor and pull the trigger, why don't you." He groaned, tipping his head back. "Juuuust great."

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[alwayshavingaverybadtime]

“It’s a gun.” She deadpans

“Question for you!” She hisses in his ear, pressing the barrel a bit firmer against his head.

“What are the three rules for surviving a horror movie?”

Ah shit, she knew now.

[moviefreaked-mind]

"No shit it's a gun." He sighed, rolling his eyes. "You can drop it, by the way. I know what you're going on about and I've already been over this with myself. And how the fuck do you know about that?"

[moviefreaked-mind]

A familiar arm wraps around him from behind.

Just Rika, clingy, but sweet Rika.

Then he feels a metal barrel kiss his temple.

“Hello Randall.” She hums, clearly displeased.

( @alwayshavingaverybadtime )

"Is that a gun pressed to my head or are you just happy to see me?" He mused, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously though, what the fuck?"

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm not against gays but my friend group is so fucking annoying. God bless

// Inspired by this banger

[stu-macher69]

says YOU???

[moviefreaked-mind]

AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

[stu-macher69]

annoying🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Not as much as you freaks.

[stu-macher69]

you’re a freak, freak.

[moviefreaked-mind]

Says you, freak.

[stu-macher69]

you’re just jealous

[moviefreaked-mind]

And what exactly would I be jealous of you for?

[stu-macher69]

why wouldn’t you be? i’m hot and sexy and NOT a virgin unlike some people and funny and people like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moviefreaked-mind]

And you're gonna be the first to go in a horror movie scenario. Yknow the poor sucker who dies at the beginning of the movie to get things rolling? That's you, baby.

[stu-macher69]

wow you’re judith myers-ing me?? it sucks how wrong you are, actually.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm totally right! It's the sin factor, and considering I'm pretty sure you'd start sizzling if someone flicked holy water at you, they're gonna get your ass.

[stu-macher69]

wow, calling me demonic? that’s kinda homophobic if you, randall.

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's not the gay that makes you demonic, it's everything else about you.

[stu-macher69]

the baby blues and winning smile?

[moviefreaked-mind]

Sure, why not

[stu-macher69]

freak🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Takes one to know one.

[stu-macher69]

never denied being a freak, meeks. that’s part of the macher magic

[moviefreaked-mind]

Yeah yeah, we'll see who gets a knife to the gut first.

[stu-macher69]

wow, if i didn’t know any better, i’d think that was a threat

[moviefreaked-mind]

It wouldn't be me, I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised.

[stu-macher69]

sounds exactly like something someone who would do it would say idk

[moviefreaked-mind]

Nah

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm not against gays but my friend group is so fucking annoying. God bless

// Inspired by this banger

[stu-macher69]

says YOU???

[moviefreaked-mind]

AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

[stu-macher69]

annoying🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Not as much as you freaks.

[stu-macher69]

you’re a freak, freak.

[moviefreaked-mind]

Says you, freak.

[stu-macher69]

you’re just jealous

[moviefreaked-mind]

And what exactly would I be jealous of you for?

[stu-macher69]

why wouldn’t you be? i’m hot and sexy and NOT a virgin unlike some people and funny and people like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moviefreaked-mind]

And you're gonna be the first to go in a horror movie scenario. Yknow the poor sucker who dies at the beginning of the movie to get things rolling? That's you, baby.

[stu-macher69]

wow you’re judith myers-ing me?? it sucks how wrong you are, actually.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm totally right! It's the sin factor, and considering I'm pretty sure you'd start sizzling if someone flicked holy water at you, they're gonna get your ass.

[stu-macher69]

wow, calling me demonic? that’s kinda homophobic if you, randall.

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's not the gay that makes you demonic, it's everything else about you.

[stu-macher69]

the baby blues and winning smile?

[moviefreaked-mind]

Sure, why not

[stu-macher69]

freak🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Takes one to know one.

[stu-macher69]

never denied being a freak, meeks. that’s part of the macher magic

[moviefreaked-mind]

Yeah yeah, we'll see who gets a knife to the gut first.

[stu-macher69]

wow, if i didn’t know any better, i’d think that was a threat

[moviefreaked-mind]

It wouldn't be me, I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm not against gays but my friend group is so fucking annoying. God bless

// Inspired by this banger

[stu-macher69]

says YOU???

[moviefreaked-mind]

AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

[stu-macher69]

annoying🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Not as much as you freaks.

[stu-macher69]

you’re a freak, freak.

[moviefreaked-mind]

Says you, freak.

[stu-macher69]

you’re just jealous

[moviefreaked-mind]

And what exactly would I be jealous of you for?

[stu-macher69]

why wouldn’t you be? i’m hot and sexy and NOT a virgin unlike some people and funny and people like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moviefreaked-mind]

And you're gonna be the first to go in a horror movie scenario. Yknow the poor sucker who dies at the beginning of the movie to get things rolling? That's you, baby.

[stu-macher69]

wow you’re judith myers-ing me?? it sucks how wrong you are, actually.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm totally right! It's the sin factor, and considering I'm pretty sure you'd start sizzling if someone flicked holy water at you, they're gonna get your ass.

[stu-macher69]

wow, calling me demonic? that’s kinda homophobic if you, randall.

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's not the gay that makes you demonic, it's everything else about you.

[stu-macher69]

the baby blues and winning smile?

[moviefreaked-mind]

Sure, why not

[stu-macher69]

freak🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Takes one to know one.

[stu-macher69]

never denied being a freak, meeks. that’s part of the macher magic

[moviefreaked-mind]

Yeah yeah, we'll see who gets a knife to the gut first.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm not against gays but my friend group is so fucking annoying. God bless

// Inspired by this banger

[stu-macher69]

says YOU???

[moviefreaked-mind]

AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

[stu-macher69]

annoying🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Not as much as you freaks.

[stu-macher69]

you’re a freak, freak.

[moviefreaked-mind]

Says you, freak.

[stu-macher69]

you’re just jealous

[moviefreaked-mind]

And what exactly would I be jealous of you for?

[stu-macher69]

why wouldn’t you be? i’m hot and sexy and NOT a virgin unlike some people and funny and people like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[moviefreaked-mind]

And you're gonna be the first to go in a horror movie scenario. Yknow the poor sucker who dies at the beginning of the movie to get things rolling? That's you, baby.

[stu-macher69]

wow you’re judith myers-ing me?? it sucks how wrong you are, actually.

[moviefreaked-mind]

I'm totally right! It's the sin factor, and considering I'm pretty sure you'd start sizzling if someone flicked holy water at you, they're gonna get your ass.

[stu-macher69]

wow, calling me demonic? that’s kinda homophobic if you, randall.

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's not the gay that makes you demonic, it's everything else about you.

[stu-macher69]

the baby blues and winning smile?

[moviefreaked-mind]

Sure, why not

[stu-macher69]

freak🫵

[moviefreaked-mind]

Takes one to know one.