[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[railroadsoftware]

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

[important-dog-pics]

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

[theconcealedweapon]

How many people are fired from their jobs for not showing enough compassion in response to this?

[depsidase]

[zvaigzdelasas]

telling yourself "damn you people cant do anything" is a powerful incantation against falling back on learned helplessness

[thewinterbabe]

[lawfulswampy]

[dasenergi]

Mister Rogers

[dailycatsblog]

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother