things said to or by my siblings:
“They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
“Trust me, I know people.”
“I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”
“I’m hugging you, shut up.”
“Oh my god are you hugging me?”
“Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
“YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”
“I tolerate you.”
“See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
“If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
“I’M TELLING MOM!”
“So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”
“Get out of my head please.”
“W h a t are you wearing?”
“Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
“No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
“Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
“I need you to dress me today.”
“I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
“Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
“Oh hey I was looking for that…”
