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I cheated once throughout my years of school. At lunch I asked my friend what was on a test so I could study.
That’s pretty cool. I actually did fine on the tests without cheating, but I like to see if I could get away with having the answers. It was a game for me.
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The Party, An Open Starter
@askfriskandchara
“I love Frisk I really do. But he’s a people person, and well.. I’m not.” Chara reached the house and stepped in. The music, lights, and people talking made her wince. She darted between people without being seen. Chara walked up to a small red backpack in the corner and opened it. She then pulled out two bottles of vodka and ran out of the house.
Chara watched the other them by the door, a frown firmly in place. They thought about walking into the crowd, but the thought made their stomach churn and their head spin. There was too much noise, too many dancing bodies babbling over each other, no one listening. The music was booming, of putting, and electric, something they weren’t used to. They downed the last of their punch and followed the other Chara once they were out of the house. Once again the two were in the safety of the cool night.
Chara sighed, “The only good company is amongst oneself, huh?” They asked.
Chara sat down and took a sip from her bottle. “Yeah.” She grinned and poured the liquor in her mouth and giggled drunkly.
@imlostinthesnow
Chara leaned down and picked a flower which was growing in the dirt. Then another.
“Wanna make a flower crown?” They asked.
video game: allows me to double jump
me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum
Comprising Starters
“Why are you crying?”
“You have a fever.”
“I think I have a fever.”
“Where are we going? It’s dark out.”
“Where are we?”
“Hey! Leave me alone!”
“Ow! That hurt!”
“I think my leg is broken.”
“Are you sucking your thumb?”
“You aren’t going anywhere. Lay back down.”
“You’re bleeding! Hold on, I’ll get a first aid kit.”
“Okay, we don’t have a first aid kit, but I have duct tape, thread, a sewing needle, and rubbing alcohol. Hold still.”
“Who exactly tied you to the bed?”
“Help! I’m stuck.”
“How long was I out?”
“I think I’m going to puke.”
“Can you untie me please?”
“What do you want from me? Let me go!”
“Okay, you caught me, good job, so what are you planning to do about it?”
“Well, I could just let these documents about you slip onto the internet, for everyone to see. I’m sure the government wouldn’t have any interest at all in your powers. Heh. Or, you could wise up and do exactly as I tell you.”
“Of course I killed them, and I’d do it again! What are you going to do about it?”
“If you ever want to see your friend again, you will follow every instruction I give you.”
“Wow, you can’t even stand up straight. How much did you drink?”
“I’m not *hic* drunk. I’mmm fiiinnnee. OW! Who put the floor there?”
“You sick monster! Let me leave or I’ll...is that a real gun?”
“That’s a lot of blood!”
“I...I’m sorry, who are you again? I don’t remember...”
“Run.”
things i say to my cat ask meme
"What are you eating?"
"Get off me, I have to pee."
"Do you want me to rub your belly?"
"What's in your mouth?"
"Aww, you're so cute when you're asleep."
"DON'T TOUCH THAT."
"How are you still hungry?"
"You don't need any ice cream."
"Were you a good girl today?"
"Come sit on my lap."
"Ouch! That hurt, jerk!"
"What's so great about that piece of paper?"
"It's just an spider."
"What are you looking at? Do you see a ghost?"
"Oh, your nose is cold."
"Leave the blinds alone!"
"What are you doing up there?"
"Fine. I didn't want to cuddle anyway."
ford pre-portal incident (but around the time he was losing his mind) is actually just jon arbuckle in garfield minus garfield (but more smart and stuff)
Imagine Chara stealing Asgore’s crown and putting it on so that they can feel like an overlord.
finding dory (2016) / star wars: attack of the clones (2002)
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@askfriskandchara
“I love Frisk I really do. But he’s a people person, and well.. I’m not.” Chara reached the house and stepped in. The music, lights, and people talking made her wince. She darted between people without being seen. Chara walked up to a small red backpack in the corner and opened it. She then pulled out two bottles of vodka and ran out of the house.
Chara watched the other them by the door, a frown firmly in place. They thought about walking into the crowd, but the thought made their stomach churn and their head spin. There was too much noise, too many dancing bodies babbling over each other, no one listening. The music was booming, of putting, and electric, something they weren’t used to. They downed the last of their punch and followed the other Chara once they were out of the house. Once again the two were in the safety of the cool night.
Chara sighed, “The only good company is amongst oneself, huh?” They asked.
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@go-fuck-a-dead-protagonist
“ANY water-type? well, i wouldn’t want to stray from my eevee roots, that’d be uncomfortable…” she remarked, eating the pokepuff rather quickly, “so i’d guess i’d be a Vaporeon. besides, can’t go wrong with being completely invisible under the water.”
she chuckled a bit, before deciding to… talk to chara about an important manner.
“Chara? this may be a bit out of the blue, but…” she looked down.
“don’t touch your honedge’s handle. i did to try and keep it from spiking the punch, but the ribbon wrapped around my arm and i fainted. it realized what happened before i died, but…”
“Vaporeon, nice.” Cara laughed, “I would be a Gyarados myself.” They smiled, but it quickly turned into a frown as Alto kept talking.
Chara didn’t know what to say to that. They shrugged helplessly. “It’s not easy for him either.” They muttered, “Being a ghost sucks, not being able to come into contact with people sucks. Hurting everything you love sucks...there’s a reason I’m friends with Stabby, I don’t just like him cuz he’s a sword...I understand him.” They muttered. I’ve been where he’s at. It’s the least I can do to give him a home. Sorry about that. I’ll talk to him.” They kicked at the river as they spoke.
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Frisk asked with a smile, lying upside down on their couch as they watched their favorite drake walk across the living room.
“I’m not sure, really.” Aschkar said over his shoulder, before sitting down in one of the chairs in the living room. “Never really payed that close attention. The little buggers always scampered off before I could look at them for too long.”
“Oh, you know, the uuuusual.” Chara said, walking around to flop onto the couch. “Plotting world domination and the downfall of man. I’m thinking…zombie apocalypse this timeline. What do you guys think?”
Frisk took the opportunity of Chara being so close to snuggle up to them. They turned to sit on the couch like a normal person and wrapped the demon in a hug.
“No, my only weakness.” Chara sighed dramatically, “cuddles.”
“Just doing my best to protect humanity.” Frisk chuckled.
Chara kissed Frisk’s cheek.
Heh, these two were adorable. There was no other way to describe it. One hundred percent adorable.
“Cuddles are a good ‘weakness’ to have, aren’t they?” Aschkar commented, chuckling a little bit. “It means people give you cuddles, and isn’t that a good thing?”
Even as Aschkar commented lightheartedly on the scene before him, he was a tad jealous that Chara had someone to give them cuddles. He had someone of his own to do that, but he hadn’t been able to see them in a good while. Which was why he had that slight pang of jealousy in the first place.
He didn’t let those thoughts show, though, as that might interrupt the cuddles, and he didn’t want to make anyone upset by interrupting said cuddles.
Chara blushed a little as Frisk loosened their grip on them. the two sat together closely on the couch.
“So, how have you been Ash? We haven’t really talked in...months now, I think” said Frisk, leaning on Chara’s shoulder.
“Ya, it’s been awhile.” Chara responded casually playing with a lock of Frisk’s hair. “Had any adventures recently?”
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Chara dangled their legs absentmindedly over the cliff side, clutching a red cup in their hand. They wore a green and yellow striped dress with a red ribbon around it. Behind them was a warmly lit house with big open windows, chatter and music floated out of it hinting at the dinner party behind its doors. Chara could hear Frisk talking, excitedly buzzing to the party gores. Chara had to admit that Frisk was a good diplomat, quite the politician, even as a kid.
But the ex-demon was not as good at socializing. Chara had gotten a bit overwhelmed amongst the other party goers and had slipped outside to take a breath. it was getting dark out, and the sun was setting behind the mountains in the distance. Beneath the cliff a river rushed by, reflecting the sun’s rays. Chara watched it.
They nearly jumped out of their skin when they heard footsteps approaching.
They looked behind them to see someone standing there.
“Hi.” They greeted.
Neutrella smiled brightly at Chara. “Hello!” She stood in her blue dress, with a teal scarf around her neck. She moves over and sits down next to Chara. “It was kind-of crowded and noisy in there, so I came out here. I hope you don’t mind.”
Chara frowned a little, their red eyes shone in the light of the setting sun. “Nah, I don’t mind.” They allowed, “Crowded is right, I couldn’t take 2 steps without bumping into someone. It’s weird…” They trailed. They had been a ghost for so long, completely isolated for 100 years. They were still getting used to the idea of other people. “So, what brings you to the party? Diplomat? politician? Plus one?” They asked. The party was one celebrating monster-human relations. Most of the people there were from the government.
“Haha. Yeah…” She stares at the sunset blankly. It was busy in there, and she really didn’t like it. She was good with certain crowds, but that one… It was just too big. She looked over at Chara as they asked that question. That… That one might be a problem to answer. She kinda rubs the back of her head a little. “Well… Uh… I… I don’t actually know…”
Chara nodded lightly, it was an odd response that the girl had given, but Chara wasn’t one to judge. They themself had given odder in the past.
“You don’t have to say if you don’t wanna.” They said with a shrug. They took a sip from their plastic cup, looking up at the first appearing stars. They frowned, there weren’t as many stars as there used to be. 100 years ago when they had lived on the surface, the sky was ablaze with them. Now the little treasures of the night sky were covered with smog and light.
Chara sighed.
“Us humans suck, huh?” They asked suddenly.
She nodded a little when they said she didn’t need to respond. She followed Chara’s gaze into the night sky, looking at the stars. She watched them quietly, how beautiful they were. She thought about how much more beautiful they would be if viewed from space. Her train of thought was cut off by Chara’s rather… Abrupt question. “W-what..?”
“Ya…you should’ve seen the sky before, when you could actually see it. A billion tiny holes in the sky through which some light shone. It was mysterious, the world was so big.” They watched a star, only to see that it was moving, lower than the rest with faint colors of blue and red. They sighed a bit angrily, “Soon the prettiest thing to see will be airplanes and satellites.” The words ‘airplanes and satellites’ were new to Chara, alien on their lips.
They didn’t register the girl’s discomfort, 100 years of isolation had done nothing for their people skills. They turned their bright red eyes on the girl there was a sadness to their expression.
She sighs, and frowns. Looking away, and staring down off the cliff. She sat in silence for a bit. She looked back over to Chara and sighed again. “Sounds like it was pretty… And I guess you are right…” She was definitely uncomfortable with saying that.
Maybe it was proof of Frisk’s influence, but Chara seemed to register some discomfort from the other person. “Oh,” They said, blushing a bit, “Sorry, I-I’m not really good with conversations and stuff. I’m kinda biased against people.” They dangled their feet again, smiling a little, “Hey, random question, how old do you think I am?” They asked with a devious smirk that made them look rouge like and childish.
{ kyran the looked around before casting the dark teleportation spell , he then summoned blackish-purple crystals around in a dome fashion around him and the children. the crystals then turned black few a few seconds before returning to there normal color, the crystals the dispersed into dark clouds before vanishing, they where now inside a neatly kept cabin there was fire place and sitting beside it was girl and a white fox ,with what almost looks like a purple gem at the tip of its tail and a holstered dagger on it back , resting besides her }
Kyran: Lucita am back and we have some guess that needed someplace warm to stay until the storm passes , I’ll go find some spare blankets
{ kyran then went to find some blankets, the 10 year old turned around to face her brother, she seem rather uneasy and a bit nervous when she heard they where having guest , she had the same purple irises and had the normal white sclera but unlike her brother she posses light magic or in her dimension “ forbidden magic ” , the fox faced both of them and was keeping an eye on them as he was extremely protective of its master }
Lucita: h-hello…
Frisk loved teleporting. In the past (future?) Sans had taken them on his shortcuts quite a bit. But the crystal magic was new to them, even after a couple centuries of life. They would have to research it.
Chara was a little uneasy about the teleporting, they liked to have a certain amount of control over their surroundings, and when others teleported them, they had none.
When the trio arrived, Chara tightened their grip on Frisk’s hand. Frisk squeezed back before letting go. They thanked Kyran as he left before resuming their excited babbling.
“That was so cool!” They said. They saw the girl in the room and waved. “Hi! Lucita, right?” Frisk asked, repeating the name Kyran had used. “I’m Frisk, and this is Char Char.” They gestured to Chara who blushed and stood awkwardly with their hands in their pockets. They were shivering now, with melted snow dripping off their sweater. Frisk was soaked too, but they didn’t seem to mind.
Frisk walked up carefully and greeted the girl more formally, “Good to meet you. And what’s your fox’s name?” They asked.
Chara watched, half awkward, half protective.
{ Lucita nodded when the child ask if they gotten her name right , she slightly giggled at the response the other child gave off when frisk said what there names were , the pup fox however continued to squint its eyes at frisk as he didn’t like strangers getting too close to his master }
Lucita: g-good to meet you too … Frisk… His n-name is Lumas, he is an combat I.D summon that I created without my brothers help. { she said as she petted Lumas which sort of calmed him down but he was still protective but just more relaxed }
Frisk nodded. They seemed carefree, but there was some deceptive seriousness to the action. Magic was something they were interested in, immensely so. If they could figure out magic, then they could figure out why they were able to RESET time, and maybe learn to harness other powers. This girl and her brother appeared to have magic in spades. They gave the girl a reassuring smile.
“That’s really cool! You know, I’ve been studying the human magictions of the past, as well as monster magic, I’d love to learn about summoning. Have a book on it?” They asked sweetly. “I’d be happy to share what I’ve learned. I may not look it, but I am a couple centuries old.” The child tilted their head and smiled warmly.
Chara frowned deeply at this. “Frisk...we’re guests,” They muttered, still utterly unsure what to do with themself, “maybe we shouldn’t bug them about this stuff.”
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Chara dangled their legs absentmindedly over the cliff side, clutching a red cup in their hand. They wore a green and yellow striped dress with a red ribbon around it. Behind them was a warmly lit house with big open windows, chatter and music floated out of it hinting at the dinner party behind its doors. Chara could hear Frisk talking, excitedly buzzing to the party gores. Chara had to admit that Frisk was a good diplomat, quite the politician, even as a kid.
But the ex-demon was not as good at socializing. Chara had gotten a bit overwhelmed amongst the other party goers and had slipped outside to take a breath. it was getting dark out, and the sun was setting behind the mountains in the distance. Beneath the cliff a river rushed by, reflecting the sun’s rays. Chara watched it.
They nearly jumped out of their skin when they heard footsteps approaching.
They looked behind them to see someone standing there.
“Hi.” They greeted.
Chara sat down next to them. “Hey.” She was wearing dark jeans and a long sleeved purple shirt with the words ‘I don’t CARE!’ Written on it black. Her Amber brown hair was thrown into a messy ponytail and she clutched a red plastic cup, filled with a dark liquid.
She sighed. “Frisk is inside being.. Well Frisk. Talking to everyone, making friends.. Trying to keep me from drinking…” Chara said the last part quiet, and took a sip from her cup. “I thought you could use some company. With yourself.” She smiled.
Chara lightly chucked. “I am pretty awesome company.” They agreed. They scootched over so the other them could sit too. “My Frisk is babbling away too.” They watched the river below them flow. “I’m happy for them though, they deserve a break from all the diplomat nonsense.” They spoke the word softly, talking to themself, literally.
They swirled around their own drink, a soft pink punch that they had snuck from the ‘adult’ side of the buffet. It smelled of sweet cranberry and lemon, with a kick of champagne and white wine. It was mostly juice though. “They’ve got some good drinks in there though, huh?” They smiled slyly, raising their glass for a toast.
“Yeah..” Chara tapped her cup against the other Chara’s. She then took sip of her own drink, smelling slightly of alcohol. “The adults table…”
Chara smiled a bit. “Absolutely. I actually remember this punch.” They held up their glass, “Timelines ago, same party, Mettaton let me have a sip of his, it was my first grownup drink.” They swirled their cup around, “I always forget to get the recipe, but I’m determined this time.” They caught sight of the other’s outfit and smirked, “Nice shirt by the way.” They said, “How many timelines has it been for you?”
Chara shrugged. “I don’t know.” She drained her cup, smelling softly of vodka. “I’m getting more. The only way I can get through this night is If I’m drunk.” Chara laughed softly and stood up, walking to the house a Little shakily.
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Chara stood with grace, watching the other them, a little frown formed on their face. “Why’s that?” They inquired falling into step as they followed the other them from the wooded cliffside. Their head was a little fuzzy, but nothing they couldn’t handle.
