The Life and Times of a Football Bigamist

Finding a way to support both Chelsea and West Bromwich Albion.

[azpi]

does anyone even know how colplay’s part of the half time show went? does anyone care?

[mpbx3003]

Awkwardly.

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[azpi]

it feels weird to me that american people apparently don’t have kettles as one of their standard kitchen appliances?

[mpbx3003]

We have kettles, just not electric ones, since we don’t drink as much tea. I have an electric kettle, though.

[mpbx3003]

If you can't handle me at my Ivanović, you don't deserve me at my Azpilicueta.

[oneupgirls-deactivated20180628]

Reblog and put in the tags:

- what you call the things in the first two pictures - how you pronounce the thing in the third picture (caramel)

[intoasylum]

why did i make this

[chelskiblues]

Model of the proposed new Stamford Bridge. 

[azpi]

posted in the toilets of our student union

[piqueque]

“Bad Boys FC”- is a series of lighthearted photographs that recreate infamous footballing moments — with children.

[bbyirwie-deactivated20180829]

i’ve never related more to a vine more in my life

[branislavs]

Mean Tweets - Asmir Begovic (x)

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chelsea fc + text posts (slightly NSFW edition)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

[tuesdaey]

who would shoot a garlic bread

[blownoutspeakers-blog1]

Cheeky nandos US translation

So I was chillin with my bros at the mall trying to scope out some fresh matching Nike sandals and high socks when my bro Shane says he’s hungry so we’re all gonna grub but first we need to scoop our bro Tyler who’s a straight savage lol I wanted to go to Taco Bell but it’s not quite bangin enough for the bros so we cruise to bomb ass panera while bumpin some wiz cause that shits fire

[hspn]

Bonus awesome video: Chris Pratt sings a Frank Lampard chant.

[chelskiblues]

Victory Parade 2015: Favourite moments (6/?) 

Nemanja being a dork during Branislav’s interview

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Victory Parade 2015: Favourite moments (5/?) 

How many times have you been hit on the head with celery?