Inari’s first Christmas (inari & apollo)
“Are you meaning to say,” Inari said, holding a tray of gingerbread cookies he’d just taken out of the oven, “that this… Santa Claus… he knows where we live? He’s watching us? He’s going to break into my apartment on Christmas Eve?” Inari found that a little hard to believe. Inari hadn’t been to the North Pole, but it was quite strange to hear that there would be someone with an entire factory up there. “It just doesn’t make sense,” Inari explained to Apollo. He set the tray down on the coffee table between them, taking off his fox-shaped oven mits. “Why would you build a factory where there would be constant snow storms? How can he expect people to work there in such a harsh climate?” Inari frowned deeply. He simply could not understand this… supposed ruler of Christmas. He seemed to fret, looking out the window, looking for this Santa Claus. “Is he a God?” He whispered in realisation, “he must be.” He closed all the blinds, as if they would deter the God from looking into their conversation. “The world is a slave to his factory. How can he be worshipped more than us, Apollo?” He sat down next to him, he brought a piece of gingerbread unhappily into his mouth. He immediately spat it out into a napkin. “This is disgusting,” he whined, his ears flopping.
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an amused smile rested on his lips as he watched inari over the edge of his notebook. it was always a treat to get a first view sight of inari’s insights on mortal celebrations; apollo tucked away inari’s reaction to halloween in a mental folder that he would never forget.
settled comfortably on the couch, apollo found himself half listening, scratching in a small version of inari with fox oven mitts at the top of a scribbled in music sheet. the drawing of inari pouted up at him, and apollo glanced up to see the real inari doing the same. a soft huff of laughter fell at the sight. his smile grew as inari sat beside him, another chuckle slipping out.
❝ sweetheart, i’m sure saint nicholas is delighted, wherever he is, to know that such serious thought and debate is being put into him, ❞ he teased, arm stretching out to stroke gently beneath inari’s ears. ❝ although in this case, ❞ apollo quickly wrote in another note to the composition. ❝ this ruler of christmas is just another old fat man centuries dead, yet his legacy lives on. it’s a little amazing, how much power he holds. ❞ apollo tried not to look jealous.
golden eyes dullened just a fraction at the thought of being out-worshiped by a saggy bearded dead man, apollo looked over to inari. ❝ but do you know the true ruler behind christmas? ❞ he grinned and tapped his lover on the nose with the butt of his pen, leaning closer to whisper, ❝ capitalism. ❞ ever the drama queen.
apollo grinned, sneaking a kiss to inari’s cheek before taking the dirty napkin from his hand and placing it on the coffee table. ❝ some of the mortal traditions are not to my taste, but i admit there are a few that i’ve adapted to my own; which obviously means that i’ve made better. ❞












