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Clothed male orgasms! (NSFW 18+)In general, most guys don't like shooting off inside their pants. Sometimes a relentless partner plays with them a bit too long, sometimes it's the embarrassing premature ejaculation with little or no physical stimulation. This page is about the guys who lose control and fill their pants and/or underwear with streams of hot, white, slippery goo in spite of their best efforts to hold it back.

[mr-creamjeans]

I swear to you that I did not retouch this ad in any way. Doesn’t it look like she recently made him cream in his Levi’s?

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She took great pleasure in making me bust in my underwear! I always tried to hold it, but she always succeeded.

[mr-creamjeans]

Lap dance embarrassment

(Content from the web)

On a recent business trip to Florida, I had one of the most exciting, fulfilling and embarrassing orgasms of my life. A local adult tabloid was promoting this strip joint where they had "friction dancing." I thought, 'Well, here's something in the sexual universe I haven't tried.' So I went there.Just walking in the place was sensory overload. There were two runways, each with gorgeous gals strutting their stuff, and horny guys squirming in their seats on all sides. But I'd seen that before. What really caught my eye was a one-row gallery beyond the runway that encircled the room. There, topless babes were "dancing" against the crotches of seated guys. I took a seat in the middle of the gallery.

I had a great view of one of the runways where a delicious-looking blond was pushing her ass into some hapless guy's face. His buddies were hooting and hollering. My cock was growing.

I glanced at the guy seated next to me. He was slouched in his seat, his crotch pushed forward, while a tall, tawny-skinned brunette was sliding her thighs over the front of his pants. My cock jumped in my pants as if to say, "I want some of THAT."

A petite gal with long auburn hair strolled by in a tiny string bikini. She leaned over so that her tits were practically in my face and asked, "Do you want to dance?" She wasn't really my type, but my horny dick took over my mouth and I heard myself say, "Sure."

I knew from the newspaper that this dance was going to cost me $10. I pulled out my wallet and placed the money in her bikini bottom. She smiled and instructed me to slouch in my chair.

My boner was extremely obvious in my light tan khaki pants. It was poking almost straight out into a fold of the fabric. I saw her look at the bulge and purse her lips. It jumped in response.

She eased herself forward and pressed the front of her thigh against it. She then began moving to the music, making sure my trapped hard-on was getting a lot of contact. As she did this, she removed her bikini top, exposing a pair of firm, nicely shaped tits. I ogled her boobs, then looked down at where her thighs were making contact. I saw that the tip of my prick was just inches from her cunny. She had arranged herself so that my bulge was pressing on the inside of her thigh. I wanted to close the gap and stick it right up there.

Suddenly, she turned around and began rubbing her backside against me. I'm not really an ass man, but the sensations against my trapped cock were much more intense. I'm sure my face registered the pleasure, because just then, three young guys walked past and kind of smirked at my obvious arousal. They all took seats next to mine and they were all watching the action as this girl tortured my bulging prick.

I could feel the first drop of pre-cum work its way up my shaft and out into my underwear. I hoped it wouldn't soak through my pants, but figured that with the way the fabric was wrapped around my cock, it would have to.

The girl turned around again and smiled at me as she once again rubbed her thighs against me. By now, my balls were sending signals that they wanted to release some of their pent-up sperm. I knew I didn't want to do that, so I concentrated on not getting too turned on.

Abruptly, the song and the dance ended. My auburn-haired torturer smiled and left. She didn't get too far; one of the young guys beckoned her over and she soon began work on him. More fabulous babes strolled by offering to dance, but I was determined to be a little more selective. I also wanted to give my overheated cock a little time to calm down.

My cock wasn't about to go soft, though. There was just too much horny action in the room. The gal on the runway was caressing a perfect set of boobs, and a constant stream of scantily-clad women were offering to dry-hump me into oblivion.

Then, my fantasy babe walked by -- a gorgeous blond surfer chick with a perfect bod. There's no way I could say no to her. As I scooted down in my seat, I noticed a little wet spot at the tip of my cock-bulge. She wasted no time in turning her ass to me and sliding against my fully-hard prick. He skin was so silky and soft, it was like there were no intervening layers of fabric. My  cock lurched and leaked even more pre-cum into my shorts.

By then, the dance was fully underway. Two of the three young buddies next to me were getting their dicks expertly massaged. What amazed me was that they looked like they did this every day -- totally stone-faced and detached from the fact that they were being masturbated in their pants.

I, on the other hand, was wincing with each stroke over my ready-to-burst cock. I hadn't ejaculated in my pants since high school, and really didn't want to do it now. I told myself, 'I can hold my cum,' but deep inside I knew I was kidding myself.

Now my blond dancer turned sideways revealing her perfectly-formed breasts. Impossibly, she managed to keep stroking my cock with her thigh. Silky smooth waves of pleasure shot through me.

I glanced next to me. The poker-faced young studs were still getting a workout. The one who didn't have a babe in his lap was watching my blond chick working on me.

She now faced me and leaned over. Her long hair surrounded my face and her tits were inches from my face. My cock was about to explode. My jaw was open and I was gasping for breath. I looked into her face and she mouthed, "Do it." I felt a little bit of semen escape into my boxer shorts. I still tried to keep from fully ejaculating into my pants, but I think she felt the wetness soak through and applied even more pressure to my cock. That did it. A huge wad of sperm shot out, followed closely by several more. Like a school kid, I was helplessly cumming in my pants. I closed my eyes and hunched my hips against her while hot semen filled my shorts.

When I opened my eyes, I saw my fantasy surfer girl smiling down on me. She stood up and I heard a short burst of laughter next to me. The three buddies were all staring at my pants.

I looked down and saw the whole left side of my trousers were covered with a large, dark stain. I quickly sat up to conceal my embarrassing spot. The girl smiled, winked, and then moved on to her next victim.

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“So you’re saying if I keep pulling this zipper down you’re going to spurt all your cum into your pants…”

*twitch*

“Hnn… Yes…”

*twitch*

“Even if I pull it down just a little bit like this..?”

*twitch twitch* “Hmmf… Ugh… Yes…”

*twitch TWITCH*

“I can’t even pull it down half-way, like this, without making your cock twitch and leak?”

*twitch throb twitch*

“Unnnnf… Please… Please stop…”

*throb throb throb*

“Surely I can go a little further? You can’t even see my nipples yet, the sight of my breasts bursting out of my top can’t be enough to make you prematurely explode in your pants, can it?”

*throb throb THROB*

“I can’t… I can’t…”

*THROB THROB THROB*

“Aw come on baby, I’ve almost got it all the way down. Hold on for just a few more seconds… You can do it…”

*ziiiiiiiip*

*THROB THROB THROB*

“Don’t you want to see them? Don’t you want to see my amazing titties? All you have to do is hold it… Hold it… Hold it…..”

*spurt*

“Ahhh fuuuuuuckkk…!”

*spurt SPURT SPURT*

“Oh no!”

*SPURT spurt spurt*

“Noooooo…”

*spurt dribble dribble*

“Oh look! You’ve soaked through your pants! Look at that massive wet spot hahaha! Oh dear, well I guess you didn’t really want to see my titties after all. And I almost had them all the way out… Too bad… Guess I’ll just put them away, there’s no way you’ll be good to go again tonight, not after a load that big…”

*ziiiiiiip*

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Jack wasn’t entirely sure how he ended up at the lookout. One minute he was wandering along the beach-side path, moving at a nice, leisurely pace, giving his girlfriend Angela a chance to read alone on the beach, when a girl in a flimsy pink bikini overtook him. He checked her out as she passed, nothing wrong with that, admiring her slim waist and long, blonde hair. But then his eyes fell on her incredible, shapely ass, and he found himself unconsciously picking up his pace to keep her in sight, his cock springing to attention.

The next few minutes were a blur of walking as all of Jack’s attention was taken up by her ass. The rest of the world fell away as he studied every detail of her curvaceous behind, the way her cheeks ground against one another sensuously as she walked, the fullness of her buttocks as they swallowed up her tiny bikini. Jack’s cock twitched in his swim trunks as he imagined what it would feel like to cup her jiggling ass in his hand, to peel that bikini off her and rub his stiff cock against her soft cheeks, and see it bouncing on his cock as she rode him or he took her from-…

“Excuse me?” She asked, interrupting his thoughts. Jack came back to himself. She was glancing over her shoulder, just the two of them on the lookout. He were caught, there was no getting around it. Jack scrabbled for a second to cover the massive erection tenting his trunks, but then let his hands fall to his sides, afraid that trying to cover it up might only serve to draw more attention to it.

“Uh, hi, uh, sorry I uh…” Jack stammered. She turned back to the ocean and sighed wearily. This sort of thing must happen to her all the time. Jack struggled to think of a good excuse, then it came to him… “Uh, I was just trying to work out if your bikini would look good on my girlfriend. Do you remember where you bought it?”

“Is that so?” She half-turned again, never facing her ass away from him. Jack’s obviously throbbing cock in his trunks made a lie of his thin excuse, but she seemed willing to buy it, “It’s from a local boutique. Do you like it?”

“Oh yeah!” Jack agreed, a little too enthusiastically.

“I bet.” Her eyes flickered over his body, “So where is your girlfriend?”

“Oh…” he gestured, “Back there. Reading.”

“Is she the jealous type?” The girl asked.

“Uh actually…” Jack remembered her occasional fits of jealously. She could be controlling, demanding to search through text messages, to know his passwords… The girl’s lips turned up mischievously as she read his hesitation. “…A little bit. I’d better get back to her.”

Jack turned to leave, imagining he could hear his cock groaning with regret as he turned away from that sweet ass, but before he could complete his turn she took a step backwards towards him, her hands on the wooden railing of the lookout, and stuck out her butt.

“Uh, what…” Jack’s eyes widened as his cock surged in his pants, releasing a trickle of precum. Like a divining rod his stiff cock turned him involuntarily back towards her.

“Check the tag,” She said, “It’s on the inside of the thong. So you know the name of the boutique to tell your girlfriend.”

Without thinking about it, Jack took a step towards her. Recriminations flashed through his mind… You shouldn’t… Ange would be devastated… This is bad… Each countered neatly by his baser instincts… Go for it… Ange won’t know… This will feel amazing… Egged on, he closed the distance between them, his cock throbbing more and more with each step. With trembling hands he reached out to touch the small of her back, intending to slide his hands down to cup her beautiful ass, to-…

She thrust herself back into him, quickly grinding her ass up and down over his cock. The soft-yet-firm flesh of her ass enveloped his cock through his shorts, the friction sending pleasure shooting through him. His hands reflexively flew to her hips, his instinct to push her away overridden by his instinct to hump into her and increase his pleasure, the two conflicting impulses causing him to freeze as his brain struggled to work through the fuzz of sensation and pleasure. Before he could resolve the conflict, he felt his crotch tighten, the waves of pleasure coalescing into…

“Ahhh fuuuuck..!” He moaned as his orgasm overtook him. He rocked into her as wad after wad of hot semen shot into his swim trunks, emptying his balls completely. He panted as the last spurt of cum drained into his trunks. He staggered away from her, his rapidly deflating cock sticky in his pants. He glanced down at himself, not quite believing what just happened, not quite believing that he’d just cum in his pants like a horny teenager. The fabric around his crotch was now noticeably darker than the rest.

“Whaaa-…” He started, struggling to string words together.

“Good luck explaining that to your jealous girlfriend, pervert.” The girl turned to face him, almost knocking him over as she slammed her hip into his side as she brushed past him, “Hopefully her scolding will teach you not to leer at strange women on the beach.”

And like that she was gone, leaving Jack with a rapidly cooling, sticky wet patch in his trunks, and a very long, uncomfortable car-ride home as he tried to explain to Angela why his trunks were full of spunk. 

And he didn’t even get the name of the boutique.

[mr-creamjeans]

Alternatives

Well, I’ve begun looking around for something similar to the structure here -- that is, establishing your own community of like-minded bloggers of adult content. I was kind of waiting to see what cumblr looked like. As of 1/7/19, it is certainly not ready for prime time, and from what I saw, I don’t think they’ve quite got the concept. Access was glacially slow, and when I finally got registered, I was presented with a page of non-operational links to very mainstream porn categories (like everything had to fit into a particular cubbyhole). I saw another user here go to 2mblr. Site access was zippy and it successfully brought over my Tumblr content. But it is also not ready for prime time. Uploading new content and searching the site are non-operational. I’ll keep checking these site for improvement and will keep you posted when I find something that really works.

[mr-creamjeans]

Where do we go from here?

I see one of the guys I’m following here is going to blogger.com. Any other ideas for searchable blog sites that accept adult content?

[mr-creamjeans]

[i-came-in-my-pants]

Distracted in class

sitting in class

highschool me has his jacket hood over his face so he can rest for 30 minutes since this is a study period

desks have a little window on the back

Girl behind me is sitting with one leg over the other in her desk, one leg is out straight and she is rubbing her foot against my back

don’t know if she mistakenly thought my back was the desk or what, she keeps rubbing gently with her foot, I peek out of the hood and look around, no one watching

really curious why she’s rubbing, I wanna ask her but feelsreallygood.jpeg

start getting waves of euphoria running over my virgin body

tightness building in pants, why is she still rubbing??

come for half a minute, try with all my might and succeed at not moving or gyrating while cumming

bell rings, my dark jeans hide the shame stain

go to bathroom, start cleaning myself up

[premature-quickshot-ejaculator]

Describe me your fastest ejaculation.I'm sure it was not with me. Admit that someone has already finished you without even touching your cock.

I’ve had quite a few very quick ejaculations. I suppose the absolute fastest was with a girl I was meeting up with for casual sex. The last time we did it, after coming over to her house, we went straight to the bedroom, skipped chatting, kissing and immediately got naked. She decided to put a condom on my cock with her mouth, something I hadn’t experienced before. By the time she reached the base of my cock, I was already prematurely ejaculating a massive load. She just laughed and laughed. By the way, we went again and I still only lasted about 5 minutes the second time.

But yes, I will admit that I’ve cum without having my cock touched. Twice. Once I got a prostate massage which was awesome! The other time was in a nightclub, where I was with a girl who really loved to talk dirty. Alot. So we kissing, talking dirty, caressing each other, and she was wearing a miniskirt with thigh high boots (which she knew drives me insane) , when she whispered how bad it would be if we went overboard, and if I were to make a mess in my pants. She had her hand on my thigh, very close to my crotch when she said it, it set me off. I came in my pants right there and then.

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Dry humping, not so dry.

Another anon submission:

My first gf, my first time kissing or dry humping a girl.. i snuck into her room through the window, we were cuddling, and started kissing… she pulled me on top of her and we started dry humping through our cloths and I came almost right away in my pants. I didn’t want her to know I was so inexperienced, but my balls gave me away.

After a little bit she asked “did you just cum?” So I replied “maybe?” My face was a deep red, i was glad the lights were off. She kissed me and said “I’ve never had a guy cum so fast before, I think it’s a compliment.” I came buckets too, it soaked everything.

We cuddled a bit more, laying in my cum soaked pants, then I walked 40min home, my groin covered in it. Every car that passed, every person walking around, I was concerned they’d see it.

When I got home, my parents were up and wanted to talk to me about how late I was out, the entire time a puddle was in my pants. I constantly thought they knew, trying to hide my groin under my shirt.

Then I finally cleaned up the large mess.

What a night.

[mr-creamjeans]

I don’t usually post humor, but this seemed applicable.

[i-came-in-my-pants]

Embarrassed...

From elsewhere:

Oh god yes and recently, too. It was super embarrassing. Keep in mind I am 30 and this is something which hasn’t happened to me since I was 14-15 and still had the ability to cum 8 times a day. Basically I have been in a relationship for 4-5 years now it seems (oh god I hope she never realizes I have no idea how long we have been together) and a little over a year ago my girl had to uhhhh… go away for a year. We were able to talk on the phone and we only got to see each other twice during her time away.

Anyway, she finally gets her freedom and comes back home and I had been spending the last year the most bachelor possible. It had been so long since I had sex that I had begun to even lose my sexual drive. Without realizing it I gradually went from jerking off everyday to once every few days and I pretty much spent all of my time indulging myself in nerdy hobbies which women do not want men to do.

She had been living with a bunch of women and hadn’t really had a lot of contact with men and that time seemed to have the opposite effect on her because her she wanted dick badly after a year of not having any.

So the first night she is back I take a shower before I head out to see her and I already have a massive boner and am exciting that I am going to get laid. It was like being a teenager again. I couldn’t remember the last time I had been excited to have sex as opposed to just sort of mildly pleased that my day involved sexin’.

Anyway, when I finally see her we become intimate and she starts grinding on me. It had been a year so I had forgotten how good it felt and I was already super horny and before I knew it I had jizzed my pants. At this point I’m no longer horny but she was just getting into it so I kept up with the making out and all of the stuff that goes on before sex. She reaches for my dick and at this point I realize there is no getting out of it I have to let her know what happened. I stopped her from unbuttoning my pants and told her that I was really excited to her, a little too excited. So excited, in fact, that I did something I hadn’t done since I was a teenager. I then basically unbuttoned my pants and showed her the mess in the underwear.

She laughs in a non-insulting way and we just cuddle and catch up for about 30 minutes. At this point my mojo is beginning to come back and when I was able to get hard again we had normal sex.

I can’t remember the last time I was that excited for sex and it was nice to be that turned on. However, I would rather not repeat the experience again any time soon.

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[i-came-in-my-pants]

College memories

When I was in college I went out with a great girl who was sometimes a little on the kinky side, and who never ceased to amaze and surprise me. On one occasion we were taking a flight somewhere, and it was one of those flights where they dim the lights for a couple of hours so that everyone can get some sleep. I was wearing a pair of cotton trousers, and I had the bright red airline blanket over me. The two of us were sitting in a pair or seats alone, as the plane was a 2-4-2 arrangement. I was just beginning to doze off when I felt her hand underneath the blanket rubbing across the front of my trousers. It gave me quite a start! She shushed me, and began to rub a little more purposefully, stroking and squeezing me through the thin cotton of the trousers and the cotton briefs that I had on underneath. All the attention soon had me swelling up under the cotton. ‘Thinking about joining the mile high club?’ I joked. It was something that we had talked about previously, although I don’t ether of us were serious. ‘Not quite,’ she replied, not pausing in her stroking. She quickly had me rock hard, something which she excelled at, but she didn’t stop there. Over the next half hour or so she continued to stroke, squeeze and rub my cock through the material of my trousers, but she wouldn’t let me touch her, and she didn’t put her hand down my trousers at all. She was really getting me quite worked up, and so I was all for making a trip with her to the bathroom, but she said no – the flight attendants would see. ‘Anyway,’ she said. ‘I’ve got a better idea.’ She started to edge me, something else which she was really good at. Over and over again she brought me to the brink, pausing only to let me calm down or when someone walked past. Everything was still hidden under the blanket. Finally I said to her that she should stop, or there might be an accident. Her answer was just a big wide grin. ‘That’s the plan,’ she said. Her hand closed around the bulge of my cock again, and she stroked me harder, taking me back to the edge once more. ‘Sweetie, no, you mustn’t. You’ll make me cum if you…’ She cut me off. ‘That’s exactly what I intend to do. Remember last week when we had a quickie at my mum’s house and I had to sit through dinner with my knickers full of your cum after you came in me? Well, it’s payback.’ And it was. I could feel my orgasm approaching and try as I might I couldn’t hold it back. Her firm grip around my cotton-clad cock never wavered, and the look of determination in her eye was very familiar. There would be no stopping her. I held my breath and bit my lip as my orgasm broke, and I felt spurt after spurt of my cum jet into my briefs. All her edging had made for a prodigious load, and my briefs were soaked though almost instantly, but she didn’t stop until my orgasm had passed and every last drop had been teased from my body. As I came back down from my orgasm I could feel my load beginning to spread, and desperate to get myself cleaned up, I made to unfasten the seat belt, but she stopped me. ‘Oh no lover,’ she said. ‘You stay right where you are!’ There were three or four hours of the flight to go, and I spent those hours with my trousers soaked through. When we arrived at our destination, there was a huge wet patch covering pretty much the whole of the front of the trousers, my briefs were simply soaked through, and it was even spreading up my t-shirt. I wonder if any of the other passengers wondered why the young man in row 57 put on his knee length waterproof coat to leave the plane and go through customs and immigration in a country where the temperature was well into the 90s! If only they knew it was to hide my cum-soaked trousers from their gaze.

[cum-filled-boxers]

True Story…A Load for Vicki

True story from when I was 18, and in high school…

 I had a really horny experience in my high school math class one afternoon.

We had a substitute teacher who was essentially babysitting after we were given a test. This was a Friday afternoon, and we had a football game, so our cheerleaders were wearing their uniforms, including showing a lot of their bare legs. 

One of these babes was ahead of me on the opposite row of seats. Because of my last name, I ’m last on the back row wall. 

Her name was Vicki, and a rather nice looking babe at that. I knew her, but never ‘knew" her, if you get what I mean. Vicki was a nicely tanned babe. She goes to the beds a lot. Those legs of her were nice to sit there and look at. According to a friend of mine, who claimed he was in the “know,” that tan of her’s was even in the crack of her ass. 

Now, I worked my dick a lot through the day, and have occasionally shot my load in school. I had a lot of sexual fantasies often, and I would just reach down and massage my dick quickly when having one. Occasionally I would work myself to where I have a small wet spot, and damp briefs, but most of the time I stop before ejaculating. This was not one of those moments….

After this test, I was sitting there with about 15 minutes with nothing really to do. The guy right next to me was working on other homework, and I was sitting there looking at those tanned legs of Vicki. I got to fantasizing about what she must look like totally tan, and nude, and I got myself hard - real hard. Fortunately, the desks were large enough to hide what I did next, unless you looked right at me. 

I started quietly working my dick through my jeans, pulling my hard-on to the right side, rather than the left side, as I normally do. This was to keep an erection out of view, or so I hoped. I kept rubbing my dick head using the fabric of my briefs, plus a bit of rough feel from the denim jeans. I was thinking I could control this. 

Keeping an eye on Vicki and her legs, of which I had a nice view of both, I kept rubbing myself slowly, and keeping an eye out for anyone who might be seeing me. Others were either still taking the test, or doing anything but noticing me. 

Eventually I got my precum to oozing out, and I began to soak my underwear, and finally my denim jeans. Instead of stopping, at this point, I was just totally fucking horny. I was imagining Vicki all wet and shiny, and me fucking with her. I was hoping Vicki was also bi, or perhaps lesbian. (I think she is straight to be honest.) Instead of stopping, I actually increased speed of rubbing a bit. 

Suddenly I felt that familiar pull feeling in my stomach area right before cumming. Even though I knew I shouldn’t unload there, I increased my rhythm at the end. Not giving a fuck now about being caught, I let loose a huge load of hot, wet, creamy cum into the right side of my white cotton briefs. It took a lot not to let out a moan. The pleasure of the release, and the feeling of I can’t believe I did this is hard to describe. 

Looking around quickly, I realized no one saw me. Looking down at my jeans, I had a wicked wet streak on my right pocket area. What the fuck to do now? I reached down into my pants, and felt the enjoyable warm, wet feeling of soaking BVDs around my still throbbing dick. I pulled my shirt tail down as much as I could to wipe up what had come through the fabric. For about 10 minutes, I sat there letting this cum in my pants dry, and trying to make a plan. 

My erection soon died, and it was time for class to go. By now, that wet cum was now sticky and causing my underwear fabric to mat up. There was still the issue of my wet streak on my pants. When class ended, I got up, and walked with my books in tow in such a way that it covered it up. This went on the rest of the day. My briefs were REAL sticky by the end of the day. Someone no one noticed, and by lunch, you really couldn’t tell on the outside that anything had happened. 

When I got in the truck that afternoon, I saw Vicki and a few more cheerleaders heading for a practice session on the field. This time I wanked out again on my left side, and shot more cum into my pants. It felt fucking kinky, and was a lot of stupid, fucking fun. That’s all I can say. 

Is Vicki tan all over? Don’t really matter. She was to me. I went home, cleaned up and took my girlfriend (who was not tan all over) to the game that night. (We lost bad.) But I scored twice with my gf after the game, so I won not only after the game, but in class, too. 

Jeffery…

[mr-creamjeans]

Now you’re closing down your site is there any chance you could post your full length stories here (or anywhere else we can read them).

I may have someone to take over the site. Stay tuned.