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@premature-quickshot-ejaculator
I recycle. Recycling is the key to saving the planet. So, I’m basically a cum-swallowing superhero.
Thank you for offering me your cock.
What do you think is going to happen very soon?
Nothing because you have so much stamina?
Spurt, spurt, spurt, …
Sorry, your pride made me want to instantly crush your “stamina”.
"Hey, there's a reason every girl dumps this loser, myself included, he cums in seconds every single time!" "I think he can hear you whispering a bit too loudly." "Good!"
Bossy Girlfriend 198
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My big fat ass 😏
Tasty... just a taste is enough to end it all too soon...
Do you think you can put on a condom with a little vibrator in it and have time to penetrate a girl before ejaculating?
I wouldn't bet on it! On a good day, yes. I'd probably give her a minute or so. But if there was any foreplay or teasing involved, then no, I'd be blasting my premature load in that condom.
Describe me your fastest ejaculation.I'm sure it was not with me. Admit that someone has already finished you without even touching your cock.
I've had quite a few very quick ejaculations. I suppose the absolute fastest was with a girl I was meeting up with for casual sex. The last time we did it, after coming over to her house, we went straight to the bedroom, skipped chatting, kissing and immediately got naked. She decided to put a condom on my cock with her mouth, something I hadn't experienced before. By the time she reached the base of my cock, I was already prematurely ejaculating a massive load. She just laughed and laughed. By the way, we went again and I still only lasted about 5 minutes the second time.But yes, I will admit that I've cum without having my cock touched. Twice. Once I got a prostate massage which was awesome! The other time was in a nightclub, where I was with a girl who really loved to talk dirty. Alot. So we kissing, talking dirty, caressing each other, and she was wearing a miniskirt with thigh high boots (which she knew drives me insane) , when she whispered how bad it would be if we went overboard, and if I were to make a mess in my pants. She had her hand on my thigh, very close to my crotch when she said it, it set me off. I came in my pants right there and then.
“No offense sweetie, but it’s a minute of my life I’ll never get back!”
Hey! It’s only a minute if you’re counting foreplay.
Wish it can be a whole minute…
I do
DAILY TASK: Make it to the bottom of my tumblr without cumming.
Reblog if you fail.
And comment or reblog the post that makes you lose it. Feel free to skip double posts. Follow me.
:)
I always fail so hard on these challenges, I lasted two posts on this one...
Everyone who reblogs this will get a personalized hypnotic erotic GIF based on what I see on your profile.
Saw this in a deactivated Tumblr and will pick up the gauntlet, .I will create the animation, post it on my blog and tag you. Feel free to put any kinks you want to share or any suggestions you need re-enforced in the tags or as a reblog text.
Giving this a go 😊
Why the hell not? I personally prefer the gentler and kinder doms, so, do with that what you will.
Control, if you’d be so kind?
Hee hee……
heeheeheeheeheeheehee
Oh my, ~ this would be interesting
Fun idea! You’ll have your work cut out for you, given that there are already 46 reblogs, but I’m interested!
Feeling the love and will get to everyone in turn!
Luv this idea!
Fun idea!
How to Become a Premature Ejaculator
So after many many years, and literally $1000s spent on hypnosis/sex therapy/experimentation/research in trying to become a premature ejaculator here is my best technique.
Sadly there is no magic pill to become a Premature Ejaculator (at least not reliably!), here’s my best researched two-step technique of becoming a Premature Ejaculator:
Phase 1. Medium-term Gooning - ‘simulated PE’
The first stage takes lots of will power. If you have a chronic masturbation/gooning habit you may have noticed that the longer you goon, the sooner it is before you reach edge.
So initially you will be focusing on re-wiring your triggers and habbits. If you manage not to cum for several days you will find yourself starting to edge sooner and sooner, maybe you start feeling the ability to cum after a couple of minutes. If you keep going it’ll get shorter and shorter. Judge your progress, after 5 or so days you should be down to a consistent 20-30 seconds of jerking before you HAVE TO STOP.
Unfortunately this feeling is only temporary, if you ejaculate now then you will go back to being able to last.
This first phase will feel extremely frustrating! You MUST NOT cum! Despite how much your body cries out. You must focus all your willpower, your desire to become a permanent premature ejaculator must outweigh the pleasure you feel when cumming.
Keep jerking off, edging, stopping, jerking off, edging, stopping! Get up to one whole week of this!
Your mind will be a mix of emotions, I’m sorry to say you may find yourself not enjoying masturbation because of how little of it you can do without having to stop (BTW, this is what a permanent premature ejaculator feels like), yet you will be horny all the time.
When you start to feel these feelings (but no sooner than one week) stop, and continue to phase 2.
Phase 2. Conventional Ejaculation
Your first day of phase 2 will be spent without touching your dick at all. However, at this stage you’ll be well acquainted (or reacquainted) with what turns you on the most, spend the first day of phase 2 with this porn. Let it become a part of you, let it turn you on so much. But do not stroke your dick. Jerking off today is as unobtainable as the tits or pussies you see on your screen.
The next day you will start phase 2 proper. Your task will be to bring up your favorite porn, start jerking, and cum as soon as you feel the need:
Because you have at least seven whole edging days of cum built up you will be so ready to explode, you will cum so easily, HOWEVER, you MUST CUM AS SOON AS YOU FEEL READY! DO NOT HOLD OFF You must experiment relaxing the muscles above and around your penis, it’s the same muscle set you relax when taking a pee, so try that. Feel what that feels like, remember which muscles you relaxed. If you want to extend your jerk-off session you may look at porn without touching your dick, but from the moment you touch your dick you must not stop jerking till you cum.
Let your cum explode, and enjoy your release.
Then put your penis away. You’ve had your fun. No matter how horny you are you must not jerk off again this day.
The next day, browse your favorite porn without touching your dick. When you’re ready to cum, grab your dick, and while stroking try to relax the same muscles as yesterday…. You will find that when you’re ready to cum it will just happen, it may even take you by surprise! Remember how easy it was yesterday? Well today it was almost as easy!
This will be your life for the next two weeks. You must not jerk off unless you’re ready and willing to cum in the next few minutes, and when you’ve cum that must be the end for the day. While you’re jerking you must relax your muscles.
Over the 14 days you will notice the time taken to cum and your ability to resist cumming will reduce. Perhaps you can record your timings, make a graph of it, chart your descent.
What we are doing is causing your ejaculatory muscles to dystrophy. We are physically reducing your ability to hold back. It will take at least two weeks of this behavior for long-term effects to materialize, but it will be worth it in the end.
Welcome to the Premature Ejaculator club. Just be sure you want to be here, getting in in your control, but getting out is a billion dollar industry ;-)
I’m trying this… Thank you for this!!!
It was a miracle. I had brought home the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on. Moreover she wanted sex. It was the best day ever. And then my luck ran out. So did my stamina. She didn't even have to take her clothes off, just a quick rub through my pants and I was soaking it in semen. She never said a word, just one look of disappointment with a hint of amusement, and she walked out. Just watching that perfect body in those alluring clothing made my cum a second time in my pants. I had blown the best moment of my life. Literally.
All the H(appiness)
Amazing story! Thanks for sharing :)