Ricky's on vacation, Steve couldn't be bothered

asl? 24/f/ca wanna cyber? no but no i don't claim to have created anything i post unless i state it's mine. ask for credit LIVE VIEW FROM THE WEBCAM please return later

[sherlugia]

Okay, so if Smerchettes are female fans of Stephen Merchant, then what do you call male fans?

Should I just call myself a Smerchette too?

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

call yourself a smerchito

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

wahhahahahahhaah i finally recovered my password. i had forgotten the e-mail address password too

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

tonight on WORLDS FUCKING GAYEST TATTOOS

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

achewood.com 2003

[fuckyeahradioheadquotes]

Jonny was DJ on a Mexican radio show spinning Blur, Suede and The Smiths on the ‘wheels of steel’. Misinformed, the Spanish phrase I’d learnt to wish the listeners a good afternoon actually meant ‘how’s it hanging mother fuckers’. We left the radio station shortly after…

Colin Greenwood in a W.A.S.T.E. newsletter, 1995 (via fuckyeahradioheadquotes)

[agentnatashabarton-blog]

© Ray Burmiston

(I’m sorry it’s so small. I didn’t know how to enlarge it.)

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

it's

it's beautiful

[igottabrokenface-deactivated201]

Peter Sellers gives me a boner.

[mylyngraceramos]

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

phresh philippines phriday

[spacefish]

I can literally eat u everyday of my life. #pho (Taken with instagram)

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

phresh pho phriday

[breathbone-blog]

the moonlight philodendron. this is my newest beauty, added to my collection today. i believe our union was fated. the moonlight philodendron is quite possibly my favorite plant. i used to have 2 or 3, but i had to relinquish them during a move from north carolina to new orleans. i haven’t seen one since. that is, until today. this beauty was one of the first things i saw upon entering the green house at logan’s trading company in raleigh. i couldn’t believe my eyes. it would be hard to explain my hard on for plants, especially this one. the new leaves boast an intense, vibrant lime green color, while the older leaves humbly host a deep, dark green. it is gorgeous, and to add icing to this botanical cake, this beauty is flowering, something i have never witnessed. with a little financial assistance from my best friend, i was able to take this magical life home. it was truly a lovely day, made much more lovely due to a reunion with this beautiful, old friend. 

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

phresh philodendron phriday

[softlyopenourmouthsinthecol-blog]

I’m sure many of you already know this, but just in case you haven’t heard, Phil Selway of Radiohead has his own solo album out and it is fantastic.  Phil Selway’s Familial.  Get it.

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

phresh phil phriday

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

the cat just ………crawled up my pant leg

hes just

sitting there

inside my pants

I NEED TIGHTER PANTS

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

i need cats sitting in my pant legs :c

[coollnerd-blog]

Kitchen Nightmares > football

[2003rover45]

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

Ross Kemp: I headbutted a horse once

Andy: Must've really annoyed you

[foreverrwanderlust]

[infinityadeux]

lol, this shit’s not cute to me.

WHY ISN’T IT CUTE TO ME.

[humpingyourleg-deactivated20130]

 It’s too cute though.

[blogyam-blog]

I agree with Tine. Sorry dude.

[infinityadeux]

I’d just sack him.

TROLOLOLOLOL.

[revyourengines-blog]

dude cmon, dats cute

[infinityadeux]

smh.

[mr-dittmeyer-blog]

one vote for it ain't cute

[michaelnguyen]