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@mr-evil-potato
whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????
two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore
Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but
1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post
2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century
3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.
thats because i lied about this
if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test
op paid about $215 for blue check marks on this website
show some fucking respect thats the guy who invented nyan cat
i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
all wonderful guesses!
but alas, no, it was:
Can white people say the Nword if…🤔
i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
also not allowed are crucifixes and sunlight
Oh.. so not only does she have no taste for fashion but she has no taste for god’s great culinary gifts? *PTOOO*
If i knew this was the last thing i was going to say about her while she was alive i would’ve said something a lot meaner
So
For those who follow me for non-FFXIV reasons, I bring a crumb of internet drama to your door:
As with a lot of MMOs, roleplaying is a big thing. A BIG thing. Another big thing is the modding scene, so you can get your character looking just how you like. Squeenix does not best love mods, but it's broadly a don't-ask-don't-tell situation: as long as your mods don't give you an unfair advantage and you don't rub them in anyone's face, they'll look the other way
Guess what's the explicit direct polar opposite of not rubbing it in anyone's face
Buying four entire billboards in a major US city about it
A roleplay group bought out multiple billboards to advertise an event, and used both a modded screenshot (edit: that apparently uses a datamined unreleased outfit holy shit) and the official game logo on it
This Has Gone Well For Them and last I heard people had been banned temporarily over it pending more severe action, the modding scene is having very real fears that Squeenix will crack down on mod use over it, and apparently the organizers are pitching a hissy on their discord
No one is happy
Apparently there is a standoff happening outside the group's house where people are camped out on magitek armor using the missile emotes
tldr list of what’s known thus far for those that don’t wanna scroll thru all the rb’s, from the top...
guild house is decorated / set up to be a nightclub + erp venue in-game > publicised erp is against game TOS because potential to expose minors to pornographic content etc.
some attendees and/or staff use mods > against TOS
game producer basically says “i can’t stop you from doing it so don’t let me see it and you’re fine” otherwise they get banned faster than they can blink... well now everyone can see it in 2987341987236401923641px
some saying staff are paid real money for working there + real money for erp > against TOS for rmt (real-money trading)
ran a twitch stream donation saying it was for the trevor project + made thousands of $$$$$
there is ONE receipt which has surfaced (that i have seen) that says a donation to TTP was made for $230 ... nowhere near the amount of $$ made during the stream
handful of staff of the rp venue report having no idea where the money went, i.e. “it was just gone one day”
rented billboards (at least two, at least one of which is digital) for at least $1,200/month. probably more in the ballpark of $12,000. bc that’s a number that was circulating (esp in the discord where staff were ragging on people telling them “bad idea” because “you’re just jealous you can’t afford this kind of thing”)
(sus yet over that missing money and expensive advert? ‘cause that’s fraud if it’s a 1:1 flow of money buckos!!!)
on the billboard...
a character in a datamined outfit for the 2022 summer event (obviously against TOS)
a character with a facial mod (against TOS)
square enix watermark (copyright infringement)
final fantasy xiv logo, implicating the game is complicit in the event or otherwise sponsoring/promoting it (copyright infringement, misinformation)
website address (taken down ~4 hour (or less) after the internet became Aware of this)
discord server + user name(s)
staff totally on board with this brainiac idea were 100% certain they wouldn’t get in trouble for anything / continue to state they’ve done nothing wrong
one of the characters featured on the billboard has already been temp banned with possibility of permaban as of the evening of july 5
SE lawyers woke up and found out they’d have the easiest day of their lives
and some fun tidbits...
obviously, people started joining the discord to rubberneck... in light of this, a staff member installed an emote that was a fake trojan -- ultimately harmless but drives antivirus NUTS
threatened to report anyone reacting to posts with clown / skull / nerdface emoji to “local authorities and have you arrested” ... for discord emotes. lmfao. that’s where that copypasta comes from.
a former staff member’s éxpose on twitter
actual news media sites reporting on it
all in all, we in the “find out” phase of fucking around fellas
oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics
tumblr posts in mla format
Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.
like heaving laughing please help me
You know how it is with the uk
me at the end
woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
who is leon dbd
ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that
this literally is not an exaggeration
https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY
meowing instead of moaning
watching my mutual make posts i would unfollow other ppl for
how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me
If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?
the fuck
cold af
*writes down time of death*