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so. I try to open up to my mum and she says that I’m so wrapped up in myself that i don’t see things through other peoples eyes. so code for, its all my fault.. i was made to apologise for earlier, got nothing back. Had a speech during her attempt at consoling me about how much I don’t appreciate her. She has no idea how to be a mother. Anyone can cook food for another person or iron a shirt but she’s fucking moronic when it comes to being nurturing.

Didn’t expect that

unfiltered response to my dad having the ‘talk’ about needing to make it up to my mum and that i have no right to shout at her. fuck knows what my voice was.. some sort of whaling blabber but he soon shut up and looked guilty af and then acted like everything was okay...

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it was just another day I should have kept quiet. My phone rang so I answered it. It was in regards to work so it was important and i hear a call from downstairs for me. I hear another.. followed by another. Its getting louder and louder until my dad also joins in, both of them are shouting my name. My mum, in the kitchen below starts banging the kitchen counter repeatedly, screaming my name for me to come down. She races to the foot of the stairs and shouts something like “IF YOU DONT GET DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!” as I was just getting off the phone. I shout back that I was on the phone and she’s silent. not for one second did it cross anyone's mind that I either couldn’t hear or was busy. Their opinion is that I was purposely ignoring them. Which I think id have right to do if there’s a temper tantrum going on but anyway, I thought that was that. I go downstairs and I’m asked to get the washing in.. “you should have said something!” “I was on the phone” “you’re just so ungrateful, I’m cooking your tea even though im going to work” “what’s that got to with anything?..I was on the phone!? what’s that got to do with anything!!?” “because you can’t communicate!” “yeah because banging and shouting is the way” I walk off and she storms behind me shouting DONT YOU FUCKING WALK AWAY FROM YOU. IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS IGNORING ME (1. I do not ignore her. 2. Yes i walked away in this instant because who wold want to face her?) I WANT £250 IN MY BANK BY TOMORROW! IM FED UP WITH YOUR ATTITUDE and some other standard reference to klling me (Y) then says to my dad that I better do something to please her by the time she gets back from work or she’s packing my bags..and that he needs to raise his voice to me. sometimes I find that ive been holding my breath for so long I have to gasp. Sometimes I think i should just stop all together. I am always on edge and will not be free until one of us is gone.

@the-wayward-prydonian i thank thee for the tagg. A - AGE: 22 B - BIGGEST FEAR: Being alone C - CURRENT TIME: 21:34 D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: i am literally drinking a beer rn E - EVERY MORNING STARTS WITH: closing my eyes again F - FAVOURITE SONG: at the moment... Zayn TIO G - GHOSTS ARE THEY REAL: they might be.. i hope so

I - IN LOVE WITH: the coco K - KILLED SOMEONE: no.. mentally i have killed them just enough that they don’t die so you can do it again tho :) L - LAST TIME YOU CRIED: like last week? M - MIDDLE NAME: Selwyn N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2.. debatably 3. We don’t talk to him. O - ONE WISH: That I won a big sum of money. P - PERSON YOU LAST TEXTED/CALLED: work mate Q - QUESTIONS YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKED: Do you have a brother? / are you sam warburton? / do you know sam warburton? R - REASONS TO SMILE: because its the opposite of being sad. S - SONG LAST SANG: I don’t sing. I mentally preform at the O2 T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 10 ish am U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR: navy.. socks to match.. feeling shexy V - VACATION DESTINATION: I want to go to greece and India W - WORST HABIT: breathing. ugh. X - X-RAYS YOU HAVE HAD: like 5 for my ankle because drunk me prefers me to have a foot that looks like peter griffins. Y - YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD: Food.

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Taurus