That Fuck Boy

Hey I am Lucas. Lucas Callaway, but you probably already knew that since I am captain of the basketball and baseball team. Hit me up ladies

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[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“I’m Madison Coleman, granted I only know you because you stick your dick inside anything with a pulse and everyone talks about it. And I’ll come over, just for the weed and then I’m gone. And honest to God, you so much as try to touch my hand, I will karate kick you in the nutsack, you understand?”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“I know who you are, the basketball team hears everything and you are looking at the captain. I know that people have changes in heart so let’s hope you do too. By the way, not just anyone gets my dick. You gotta work for it.”

[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“Lucas, let’s be serious. Everyone knows about your intentions, you should have a tramp stamp with the word fuckboy by now. And I have plenty of booze in my house if I ever want to drink.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“How would you even know me. Granted, I am Lucas Callaway and everyone knows me, but no one really knows me. Why do you come over, we could have a few drinks and I’ll smoke you up.”

[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“If you were actually genuine, I might be able to believe you. But we all know you are the definition of a fuckboy and can’t be trusted.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“How would you know my intentions? Why don’t I take you out for a drink and we can get to know each other.” 

[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“Lucas, the last thing I need is your empty compliments that you give to literally every single girl.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“Oh no, I save these only for the most gorgeous girls.”

[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“I can’t say I recall you. Maybe I was in yours, but then that’d probably be a wet dream.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“I can’t say you were there, I would have remembered such a pretty face.”

[fckmadisoncoleman-blog]

“I heard this song in my dream and I can’t stop singing it.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

“I bet you also saw me in your dream.”

[mr-lucascallaway]

@roxsbonifacio: Thank god I work at a bakery bc today's one of those days where I want to stuff my face and drown in my self pity :-)

@MrLucasCallaway: @roxsbonifacio Awe sweetheart if only I could make it all better