Ichimatsu trying to intimidate Totty: I eat little punks like you for breakfast.
Totty, a smartass: Ew, you’re into vore?
Ichimatsu: NOW LOOK HERE Y-
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Ichimatsu trying to intimidate Totty: I eat little punks like you for breakfast.
Totty, a smartass: Ew, you’re into vore?
Ichimatsu: NOW LOOK HERE Y-
@lchimatsusama
brb, sobbing
When you see Chibita reblog a Karabita post from Karamatsu:
OI!! Dont expose me dammit!!
Bad matsus that dont pay their tab get put in the hell circle dammit!
they gon’ bleed us dry or die trying
Things people with Social Anxiety do
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Todomatsu: Now it’s time to strip and make the beds.
Atsushi: Okay, if that’s what poor people do.
[he starts to take his clothes off]
Todomatsu: WHOAH THERE! I meant strip the sheets off the beds and put on new ones!
Atsushi: Oh.
Whenever i dont feel cute
reasons to wake up in the morning: onii-chan making ichi smile
Robbie Rotten ahegao
give me your login info so I can delete this post on your behalf
Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.
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funny story
so when i was in like 6th grade, we were taking a test and the room was silent. well my pencil broke so i had gotten up to go sharpen it. but I, being the wierdo I am, had to sing on the way to sharpening my pencil. the tune I sang wasn’t an actual song, but it went a little something like “gotta get your hoes, go get your hoes, don’t forget your hoe hoe hoessss.” i’ll remind you that at this time i was an innocent little 6th grader (but the rest of the class wasn’t). after I had repeated that about 3-4 my teacher got curious what I was singing. when I told him and sang it to the whole class, everyone was laughing except the teacher. he immediately called the principal and i started crying. i didn’t know what was happening. when the teacher asked why I was crying, I said it was because I was confused. i was wailing because i didn’t know i could get in trouble for singing about gardening tools. so about 2 minutes pass and I’m balling on the floor with boogers everywhere. and the principal walks in (just great). about 5 minutes pass and no one is able to talk to me, they are sitting there interrogating me on why i would sing about such things. for some reason, i just kept crying even worse than before. so imagine that every time anyone said something, a little kid just cried louder until the voices would stop. so finally I stop crying. and the teacher/principal (I don’t remember which one) asks me why I cried so hard. and all I had to say was “i didn’t know i could get in such big trouble for singing about a gardening tool…” and that’s when everyone even the teacher started laughing their asses off. and that’s also when I started crying again…
Oso’s been home with me for 24 hours and I’ve already found him in bed with someone else
“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent
My McDonald’s fanfiction
i mean im not gonna complain that it’s captioned because it’s accurate, but someone took time to caption a 30 minutes video of a hot knife slicing things that has no dialogue at all
good job, captionist