so when i was in like 6th grade, we were taking a test and the room was silent. well my pencil broke so i had gotten up to go sharpen it. but I, being the wierdo I am, had to sing on the way to sharpening my pencil. the tune I sang wasnât an actual song, but it went a little something like âgotta get your hoes, go get your hoes, donât forget your hoe hoe hoessss.â iâll remind you that at this time i was an innocent little 6th grader (but the rest of the class wasnât). after I had repeated that about 3-4 my teacher got curious what I was singing. when I told him and sang it to the whole class, everyone was laughing except the teacher. he immediately called the principal and i started crying. i didnât know what was happening. when the teacher asked why I was crying, I said it was because I was confused. i was wailing because i didnât know i could get in trouble for singing about gardening tools. so about 2 minutes pass and Iâm balling on the floor with boogers everywhere. and the principal walks in (just great). about 5 minutes pass and no one is able to talk to me, they are sitting there interrogating me on why i would sing about such things. for some reason, i just kept crying even worse than before. so imagine that every time anyone said something, a little kid just cried louder until the voices would stop. so finally I stop crying. and the teacher/principal (I donât remember which one) asks me why I cried so hard. and all I had to say was âi didnât know i could get in such big trouble for singing about a gardening toolâŚâ and thatâs when everyone even the teacher started laughing their asses off. and thatâs also when I started crying againâŚ
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