Howdy

Jacob. Aspiring Pokemon master. Professional host. Amateur homosexual. Very awkward. Disney and Steven universe enthusiast. That's about all I do. Thanks for listening

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[shittymoviedetails]

Someone speaks the truth

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Have faith in your dreams and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lcryduringsex]

[hardcore-park0ur]

Me before and after I jerk off

[artstability]

Tired of Crystal Methyd not being treated as the look queen of the season smh. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sulfondodelmare]

“Jan… you’re… safe”

[postllimit]

live footage of, me

[catchymemes]

[inward]

lets get it crackers

[auddityy]

white boy friday

[left-reminders]

[vaguely-problematic]