a simple gal with specific interests

My kingdom of reblogs, whining, obvious thirst, and things that seem like a good idea when I'm tired. She/her.

[pettycentral]

[darkwingsnark]

Sometimes you gotta stop and ponder the nature of life: and how it all began with a fish leaving for greener pastures.

[straightfacedstrangeness]

need to get work done but unfortunately I have word processing software and a filthy mind

[thememedaddy]

[kianamaiart]

anime...

[straightfacedstrangeness]

I want affection but have to settle for attention

[straightfacedstrangeness]

A fic I probably won’t write but would love to read: Main character is Dana’s sister with debilitating anxiety and Dana’s arranged for her to move in with Egon and Ray, who need an extra roommate for rent money. Character is particularly anxious about the potential dangers of living with two men she’s never met before. Peter, with his usual sense of humor, decides to reassure her by telling her that Ray and Egon are gay. Ray and Egon are not a couple, do not know that Peter has said this, and still absolutely do not beat the allegations

[chazchaschad]

Deconstructed bloobs

[chazchaschad]

Reconstructed bloobs

[filmso2]

Dragnet (1987)

[filmso2]

Dragnet (1987)

[chazchaschad]

More is on the way ☝️

[comicaurora]

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

[comicaurora]

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

[straightfacedstrangeness]

I’d thought Dr Detroit was the one really embarrassing actor crush movie I’d have to watch in secret (he plays a cute nerdy professor who accidentally inherits a pimp’s business so he’s got beautiful prostitutes hanging all over him) but um. apparently My Stepmother Is An Alien is literally about him playing a cute nerdy professor getting seduced by a beautiful space alien??? And all this on top of Dragnet which I guess is about cops or something but more importantly is about an antisocial awkward autistic man meeting and falling in love with the only person he’s ever met who really gets him???? No actor crush has ever catered to me so thoroughly within their own filmography, thank you for your service

[straightfacedstrangeness]

now the struggle between wanting to scream at everyone I know about how funny this movie is VS having to explain that it’s about my actor crush getting laid by an alien

[fydanaykroyd]

[merelyastatistic]

Oh god Danny what are you wearing

[plotsynopsispoetry]

And French. Maybe the best.

[thesochill]

“exact” change