i masturbate in gas station bathrooms

first great white shark to discover beer he/it/she 18+

[mratedmike]

i keep reblogging things so i think it’s inevitable someone will find me

username explains it all. mike, 18+ blog pls

i reblog a lot of nsfw but dont follow me for that because im also very annoying about sharks

be warned, be cautious, and probably don’t follow

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[mratedmike]

[carcinized]

the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

[mratedmike]

[mratedmike]

i am in so much pain

[mratedmike]

when i get put in the electric chair inevitably can you leave a hand free

[mratedmike]

i couldve walked that off btw. in fact ill prove it. where are my henchmen

[mratedmike]

[mratedmike]

i woulf cut off my arms to swim faster but i’ve spent too much money on getting my nails done over the years

[mratedmike]

[mratedmike]

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

[room033]

[mratedmike]

[mratedmike]

spongebob will never hurt you

[mratedmike]

thy put santa on ozempic that’s why he’s immortal