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lifetime achievements:

🧪 has been burned by acid

🕹️ drives stickshift

🪲 seen a cool bug before

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#weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pinned post.

one of the most insane things ive experienced so far in life has been being mutually in love with someone but you both know you'd fuck it up if you dated rn due to external and internal factors so you just pretend you don't like each other. even though you both Know

#i want that man so bad but we would FUCK IT UP !!!!!!!!!!#goddamnit #maybe someday .#tobin talks

crochethub

Just feeling a little proud 🥹 by nubbly_toad69

prettycolors

squeeegs

happy birthday, techno.

quasi-normalcy

natalieironside

Cowards. These jagoffs are such thorough cowards that they can't conceive of anyone being less cowardly than themselves. And they'll just say it out loud.

natalieironside

#don't these people know the big scary men with guns are supposed to intimidate them?#you're supposed to run away! let us win let us win!!!!!!!#- this guy probably

As the late, great Carl von Clausewitz might've said: "A conqueror is always a lover of peace (as Bonaparte always asserted of himself); he would like to make his entry into our state unopposed."

proxima-bee

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

feastofsnakes

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

jessaerys

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

butchemizel

pride month. guards!!! fetch me the tubbo gay ptide tweet

butchemizel

i have to do fucking everything myself around here

misscrazyfangirl321

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the funniest best friend pair i know cracks me up because one of them HATES eye contact and is so mousy about it and the other one stares directly into your soul every time you speak. and it's like you'd think they wouldn't be very compatible then but no they're inseparable. the only explanation i can think is that friend #2 is the REASON friend #1 hates eye contact. bro stared into his soul one too many times

#ive never met anyone in my life who makes as intense eye contact as friend 2 #genuinely feel like a deer in headlights anytime i talk to him #its not unpleasant tho (for me at least)#tobin talks