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bludraws094

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

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vanilla extract

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chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

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bludraws094

how long should it bake

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and at what temperature

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

emmikay

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

pipplepantslovescartoons

I really really love that Boomerang eene au you posted about around the start of July.

That was one of the first episodes of eene that i watched, and my only complaint is that we didn't get more of it. So seeing you draw it made me very happy :)

I would love it if you would draw them again if its not too much trouble?

I have an unkempt scribble page of Rolf on his way to fixing the culdesac. as long as he's touching the Boomerang, he can talk normally!

thank you for liking my AU <3 my concept is free for anyone to draw or adapt also.

that's a good first episode to watch. I'm glad it brings you joy!

pipplepantslovescartoons

Boomerang AU

in WIP form because I don't have time :(

all their relationships to eachother would still be the same regardless. Nazz and Kev are friends, everyones scared of the Kankers and no one really likes the Eds.. Jonny's the same but Planks a little meaner

so the real draw would be Rolf's mission to figure out what's wrong. based on the fact that Rolf was self aware during the Boomerangs effects.

he only trusts Jonny because he's the only one unaffected (he's not the best help tho)

also incase ur wondering, their implied relations with their parents would be the same, Edd still uses sticky notes and Sarah's still a favourite child. so I guess Eddy's brother doesn't change?

6qubed

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

thedeadtravelfast

@nightcrawler-fan

6qubed

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

backdropkid-deactivated20190630

ok but that’s actually canon

raeloganthesonic06fangirl

You forgot this one

thebibliosphere

*looks pointedly at ETD*

lyricwritesprose

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

davidmann95

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

roach-works

one of the most subtly delightful things about calvin and hobbes is that you can SEE that calvin is his parents’ kid: his dad is so playful and imaginative, and his mom has a heck of a temper and a good sense of what’s right and wrong. calvin is a smart, passionate, imaginative kid who gets really upset when he thinks things are stupid or unfair. he drives his parents crazy sometimes because he’s a kid. but they were probably a lot like calvin themselves, when they were little.

muirin007

The implication of Victor being an undergrad in the novel is incredibly funny because, yes, it explains so much of his behavior and audacity, but it also means Victor's apartment could've been some sort of student housing, which means there were other undergrads living there, too.

Which means when Victor wakes up to the Creature standing by his bed like ☺️, and Victor freaks out and runs away, the Creature could have ostensibly wandered into the hallway after him, only to be met with a pack of incredibly drunk-after-an-all-night-1818-rager yet well-meaning frat boys.

Who were so blasted that they were just like, "Dude, what, do you play rugby? Holy shit, he's fuckin' huge, look at this fuckin' guy! Absolute unit!" And they all whooped and hollered and just ushered the Creature into their dorm to keep the party going.

And the Creature was just like, "?????" but very pleased to find other people vaguely shaped like him, so he lets them because he may be just minutes old but he knew early on all he really wanted was one (1) buddy and now there's, like, a herd of them and they're all having a blast.

When the guys inevitably pass out, sloshed beyond all sense, he just sits and waits for them to wake up and when they do, later that morning, he's poking at one of them to make sure the guy is still breathing, and the kid wakes up and yells for a second and squints at the 8 foot-tall (rugby???? player????) guy in their dorm and is like, "Shit, what is that?"

And another one squints at him and goes, "I don't fuckin' know, bro, but he can throw us so hard. Did you see how David just...fuckin'...flew out the window last night? Just hurled David like it was no big deal. That was awesome."

David groans and puts his head under his pillow because his headache is awful but he lets out a pained, muffled, "that was awesome" in agreement.

So in a rare case of wholesome frat boy camaraderie, this herd of college roommate boys, all of whom are dumb as rocks but well-meaning, just take the Creature in because, "There's this huge fucking monster guy and it's the coolest thing we've ever seen."

This would possibly mean the Creature is socialized to be a dumb-as-rocks frat boy, but because I cannot allow that to happen and because there is no universe in which he would not be into poetry, he somehow also gets socialized by liberal arts majors and is just as Sensitive™, it rubs off on his frat buddies, who start saying things like, "No, man, it's Sturm und Drang, it's, like, the fuckin' vast rolling of the soul that, like...fuckin' eschews Enlightenment rationalism."

But some of the boys' lingo inevitably rubs off on the Creature so when, months later, Victor comes back to get all of his things with Henry post-mental breakdown, he bumps into a crowd of rowdy guys playfully jostling each other, and that crowd includes an 8-foot tall dude in a letterman jacket holding a volume of Goethe in one hand and a tankard of beer in the other, and he scoffs down at Victor and goes, "Accursed Creator! Why didst thou abandon me in my hour of need? Fuckin' lame."

And all his buddies go, "Yoooooo!" and high five.

muirin007

The Creature in class getting perfect grades as his frat boy besties cheer him on:

muirin007

THIS!!! @thewhiitelotus ! This is the thing! Look me in the eye and tell me ANY undergrad wouldn't be stoked beyond belief to befriend an immortal promethean monster. "He's like a mini kaiju, he's like the fuckin' Hulk, he can recite the entirety of Paradise Lost by heart, he rules."

mysteryteacup

I would like to add: Victor's professors - who he argued were wrong and knew less than him - would probably find out about the mad-science-project-turned-student (attending on Victor's student payments?).

They would almost certainly like him better. Not because they're okay with an amalgam of human corpses brought to life by unholy means, but because having an undergrad try to tell you that they know your own subject of expertise better than you is fucking insufferable.

And since Victor was very clearly not following proper lab procedures or the scientific method, there is no proof that Victor is responsible for this. Could have been a fluke. Or God. Or someone else's inappropriate science project. Annoying flunkers who think they know better than the teachers get no extra credit for creatures they can't prove they created. Also, Mr Frankenstein? You're ...son? Is a much better student than you were.

cuprohastes

Yet again we see people take umbrage at the plight of a fictional character, then recall that they are writers and they can fix it.

stealingyourbones

I wonder how many DC villains have been finally sentenced, not because of any of their villainous crimes, but because they tampered with mail and the US Postal Inspection Service got their ass.

makesomenoise

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

dropoutdottv

jacob how poetic

bluepandadraws-log

How did you get that vintage-looking filter for your TADC comic? It looks super nice, and I'd love to use similar filters for my own work.

Sorry this took SO long to answer.. my main goal to for a filter, is using a paper texture set to Multiply and lower the Opacity to 30% over the entire image(I use Retro Supply Tools, theyre AMAZING for vintage art! So many tools for vintage feels! Theyre paper textures and brushes are top notch!) As well as use a decent halftone brush. What I like to do is:

Spread that halftone across the page

Duplicate them by 3 and set them to Black, Yellow, Magenta and Cyan(set to Multiply)

Spread most of them out by a little so it looks more authentic

Though you could also just use some Cyan Magenta and Yellow halftone brushes. Like the ones I use from Retro Supply. Ye!

#< prev tags #saving for later #art tips

randombutcher

In your DeltaGarten AU, the idea that Kidd is now just resetting at a new school is interesting because every "loop" has them stockpiling new items. It makes me wonder if Kris found out about the "Loops" (or, at least, who was doing them since you said Kris would be aware) when Kidd "conveniently" had an item Susie or Noelle or whoever needed it.

Honestly, the reactions alone would probably be funny as can be considering it's a random ass student wandering up and going "I can't read what this says but I know you need it for something" and it's just "How to Seduce Dragons" for Noelle.

frownyalfred

“Gothamites think Batman is a meta” "Gothamites think Batman is a human" no. Gothamites know Batman is a third worse thing where he tanks a hit like a meta, bleeds everywhere like a human, and then gets back up like some superhuman monstrosity that just crawled out of a sewer near Arkham. he isn't human, he's worse.

justiceleaque

bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood

roscuro69

#and then years down the line they find out he’s batman and bruce is just like ‘i mean i never denied it’

#bruce not caring enough to hide his identity has been such a staple for batman comics but even the writers don’t realize they’re doing it

#there was this early 70s comics about a killer sending his victims batman costumes and killing them while they had them on

#so the police started suspecting one of the victims might be the real batman

#but inevitably bruce wayne gets a suit so commissioner gordon asks him if he could think of a reason the killer targeted him

#and bruce just replies ‘no but the design is awful it’s nothing like the original downstairs’

#while alfred is just looking straight into the panel’s camera resigned

dcupenguin

In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman.

And he just fuckin. He Does That

What seems to keep his cover isn’t secrecy (though there’s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous the idea is. Bruce Wayne?? Batman??? Puh-lease. I mean, have you seen the guy? Sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s far too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman. I mean, really.

(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he’s got going on there.) It’s likely become something akin to the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ joke, (check out this post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It’s fucking hilarious.

raptorific

Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match…. I mean, the facts don’t lie

geniusbee

it’s ok batman we all make mistakes

chiarakato

not doing batman fanart anymore bc nothing can top this

about-faces

I’m obsessed with the idea that all DC Comics stories matter to some degree: that they’re all canon, even when they’re completely contradictory or totally irreconcilable. If a story was published, then it exists somehow, on some level. I want these characters haunted by decades of history that they remember only in fleeting glimpses and senses, hundreds of aching phantom limbs that these characters don’t even realize exist within them, all around them. Ghosts of who they were, ghosts of all they once knew, with an innate understanding that true knowledge would be too much for anyone to bear. So they feel the ache and let it go, soon forgetting that they felt anything at all. But they did. And they always will.

about-faces

I think something was irretrievably rewired in my young brain when I read this moment in Mark Waid’s (first attempt at a) sequel to Kingdom Come, where Bruce experiences a brief, soul-shaking moment of recognition when he sees the original Batwoman, despite her being wiped out of continuity.

about-faces

Given that, in recent years, we’ve seen Jason Todd (whose canonical resurrection happened directly due to meta continuity fuckery) bond with both Harvey Dent and Killer Croc, I keep wondering if there’s a part of him that’s going, “Wait, didn’t this guy kill my dad? No, didn’t that other guy kill my dad too? And also my mom? Wait, that couldn’t have been my mom, and my dad’s still alive, but didn’t he… didn’t they… what the fuck is happening to me?”

aadamantine

characters brought up once and never again stay winning

radioactive-earthshine

"You just hate The Joker because he's the most popular villain and is the most compelling character of all time that reminds us that superheroes by their very nature are evil!"

Naw man, I hate him because he broke the clown code, and I love clowns. Also he's annoying.

brainwavejrsoldermankink

12b6

there i fixed it

kavjacks0219

This is a really shitty thing for someone to do. It’s insane to believe that this woman who has literally built and supported business across multiple industry is somehow less capable of becoming a lawyer than literally anyone else who ISN’T a lawyer… not to say that anyone who is a practicing attorney is has the ability to gauge the capability of someone they don’t know, personally. Anyone who isn’t supporting this, is a piece of shit.

12b6

You misunderstood the point of this post, let me explain:

As someone who spent money and grueling time to go through law school, take the bar, and become a lawyer, I have a knee-jerk, eye-roll reaction to any statement that anyone *will* be a lawyer when they haven’t yet done any of what it takes. Kim has to first pass California’s “baby bar” on first year courses before she is even eligible to take the actual bar, which basically no one who does the apprenticeship route ever passes.

Her dad was a famous lawyer and she has all the resources she wants at her fingertips, and good for her that she wants to take on this challenge. But telling the world that a college drop-out doing an apprenticeship is to definitely be a lawyer three years from now is misleading, and annoying for me to see, that’s all. This profession is not a right, nor a shiny thing you can just buy. It’s a privilege that you have to earn with time, money, and a lot of hard work, and even then requires luck to get.

12b6

This has aged well

12b6

It is now 18 days from 2022 and Kim has finally passed the baby bar, which means she has two more years and the bar exam left

🍷

12b6

Am I back after more than three years of not posting to note that Kim Kardashian failed the CA bar today, November 8, 2025? Yes I’m that petty 🍷 how are y’all???