President Mega Homo Erectus Gaylord The III

18 France and Sverige Don’t repost my fics anywhere and do not remake them as your own “Monkey took my spoon” Canonically down bad

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Masterlist

Blurbs

UNC Less

Song Prompts 

Alessia Russo

Soft moments and mischievous activities

Trends and Kisses 

The '23 Bonnie & Clyde 

Sleepwalking 

Thirst Tweets 

Mothers

Cookie Clicker

Distracted

When Y/n Met Alessia

Potato

The Drunk Dial 

Knight In Shining Armor

Airport Dad

Sixth Sense

Butterscotch 

Glass Child 

The Mechanic

Mornings With You 

Softlaunch

Aitana Bonmatí

Work 

Alexia Putellas

Call Your Girlfriend

New Girlfriend 

Rain 

Ella Toone

Princess Treatment

Frida Maanum

The Olive Theory 

Freezing

Katie McCabe

Blessing In Disguise

Keira Walsh

Parents Family Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Valerie

Lucy Bronze

Parents Family Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Lauren Hemp

Need for Speed

Leah Williamson

Sunscreen

Nosebleed(s)

Helmet

Lia Wälti

The Museum

Mary Fowler

Once In A Lifetime 

Ona Batlle

The Best Kept Secrets…

Steph Catley

All Mine 

Arsenal Women

Misophonia

Series

10/10 

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Bro laia too💔💔💔

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Nah not Vic and meado vro💔💔

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Im gen so pissed off kms

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work just tried to take me tf out and will continue to for the rest of the week lord save me-6th year

That is so real icl

Sun is shining here in Sweden n it’s warm enough for shorts woo

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I’m certainly doing!

Wbu?-6th year

Feel that on a spiritual level lmao, I have an English final tomorrow and I’m just so done with tests and shit

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just doing my semi regular stopping by to say hi!-6th year

HI BBG HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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WOAH HOLY SHIT

WHAT

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YALL HUNCHED

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LOML TBH

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AYEE IM SO PROUD

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couldn’t even make her cum mind u

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So? Still lost your vcard

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WOAH HOLY SHIT

WHAT

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YALL HUNCHED

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LOML TBH

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AYEE IM SO PROUD

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Hair trim results

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WOAH HOLY SHIT

WHAT

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YALL HUNCHED

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Asså lyssnar på waiting room av Phoebe bridgers för första gången på flera år #räddamig

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Fan va det är svårt att inse att du har mindre än ett år kvar, du har varit här sen för alltid och jag trodde vi skulle få mer tid, trots det att jag inte alltid har gjort tid för dig. Jag fattar inte, jag gör inte det.

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Ive read 180 pages in a book today pure torture

nooooooo what’s that

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A book??😭

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no i meant the book

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Oh it’s called Straff and it’s about Swedens treatment of the natives aka samerna, it’s not good but not bad either:)

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oh interesting

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It is, yknow the standard of the government treating people who arent straight white men horrible

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omgosh what i never knew this was a thing

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I feel like you’re being sarcastic

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i am

but i’m glad it’s a good but that is educational

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Yeah it’s good that we’re learning cause what the government did was truly fucking terrible

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Ive read 180 pages in a book today pure torture

nooooooo what’s that

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A book??😭

[jellyfishhmoon]

no i meant the book

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Oh it’s called Straff and it’s about Swedens treatment of the natives aka samerna, it’s not good but not bad either:)

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oh interesting

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It is, yknow the standard of the government treating people who arent straight white men horrible

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omgosh what i never knew this was a thing

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I feel like you’re being sarcastic

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bbg be proud i’m getting over my internalized homophobia

No joke I’m actually really productive of you for this.

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oh yeah productive of me!

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Yeah very proud

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yah i told two girls at my job that im gay and have a gf

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You go girl🫶🫶