the mreacher

i am jöst a smol creacher... a mista creacher... gueedo moista... (icon image by sunfishhater) (keeper is rin-an)

[mreacher]

Hello, I have 2 questions (one for mreacher, one sorta for the keeper). 1. Does the mreacher like chicken nuggies/tenders? 2. If the discord server is still used, what is it’s invite? Thank you, have a nice day mreacher and keeper :)

Hello there! So nice to see someone despite the blog being dormant.

The answers!

1- The mreacher is indeed omnivorous, but he would prefer the meat of happy chickens.

2- There never was a Discord server for this blog, huh... Yes, the mreacher was indeed born in a specific Discord server, but there was never one made in his honor.

Your wishes are well-received and reflected!

[mreacher]

Is this blog still active? I love everything about it and I’d understand if you were on an indefinite hiatus esp with what’s going on with the world lately.

Well, let’s call it dormant? There hasn’t been much inspiration lately, and I hate to admit that I’ve gotten out of my years-long Jojo hyperfixation? If any good messages/questions come along, though, I’ll surely consider answering them. 

[stevey-boi-deactivated20200507]

Fanart for @mreacher

[mreacher]

Does mreacher like to dance? Do any of the other creachers like to dance?

he can indeed wiggle and thrash about!

The mreacher can’t replicate human dances well, due to the length of his limbs. He can, however, perform one dance that humans cannot: the M. C. Escher’s Curl Up:

[mreacher]

the trishle scares me..

why???????

[mreacher]

what does mreacher taste like

skin and fur but in a nice way

[mreacher]

Can we have more Trishle?

here she is!

[mreacher]

What the fuck? 😂

Would you really be that rude to the mreacher? You woke him up from a nap.

[otherworldworldy]

My appologies, mreacher​. Please accept this plate of fine cheeses <3

[mreacher]

He thanks you very much! What a nice thing to wake up to.

[mreacher]

hahaa is the blip blip thing seriously still happening? also it's me, the mother of blip blip. I've changed my url like 5 times since we last spoke. just a heads up. nice to see the community is thriving. farewell then. the sea beckons for my return.

O primordial progenitor, I continue to spread goodwill through this denomination, all thanks to that one weird drawing you made. May you be in good health.

[mreacher]

What would “mreachercore” aesthetic be? What imagery elicits the same feeling as the mreacher?

[mreacher]

Hello cult Master (I'm talikng to mreacher, mkay) have thou any company in These trying times, or does the esteemed one also practise social distancing?

The Esteemed One is already safe and sound within His vault in the 51st Area. For a long time, many have worried about evils greater than viruses reaching His person.

[mreacher]

this isnt even a jojo ask blog; this is more of a surreal-shitposty OC advice column and positivity cult.

[mreacher]

Does mreacher have any tips for passing time during quarantine?

I don’t know about you, but there’s always something for me to do if I put my mind to it!

[overlypixelatedgiogio]

@mreacher @gangstars-on-vacation-not @bucci-stands @ask-fem-mista @ask-riz8-n3r0 @honeyizippedthekids @parents-of-six

[mreacher]

Just found a message from one notably irate and righteous individual announcing their unfollowing of this blog, claiming that my (the blog owner’s) alleged liking of something meant that I approved of its creator’s alleged offenses. In this day and age.

There is no room for hate in the mreacher’s realm: not from you, not from me, not from any third party. I hope that that anon finds peace.

If you or a loved one attack others for ultimately inconsequential things without knowing every detail of the story, do please reconsider in favor of not sowing unneccesary grief.

[mreacher]

Are all your leg hands still called hands? Or ar they just feet?

They are his hind limbs, at the very least. You can certainly call them hands, because that’s exactly what they are. The mreacher uses his limbs for locomotion and manipulation of objects, so ‘limb’ or ‘hand’ would be most correct.

[mreacher]

What the fuck? 😂

Would you really be that rude to the mreacher? You woke him up from a nap.