mr.funnybone

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[mrfunnybone]

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i’m still around

Heya, buds——

Sorry for the quiet! Been getting my other two blogs all set up to party while the new Mrfunnybone headquarters awaits its official release. Big thanks to everyone who needed over to Mob!Sans, I look forward to your business. ;) 

I’ve also now updated my original creation, Emma, over at Fallingthroughstraws, and will be welcoming new faces over there too. If 32-year old failures are your thing, or if you just wanna pet her great dane Chester, feel free check her out. 

I’ll pretty much be a no show on here, since it’s Victor’s birthday today, but tomorrow I’ll hop on for some goodies. I hope everyone is stayin’ safe, happy, healthy—all the good stuff. 

Funnybone, out.

[thebadtimecreww]

               I’m a member of The Bad Time Crew.                I’m a hit man and a wisecrack too.                Quick with a joke in the morning.                       Laughing without a care.                                                                      Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.                                                                      Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.                                                     Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.

          Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

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I'm having trouble finding other Mob!Tale themed blogs--do they still exist, I wonder? :O

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How would Sans react if my character told him they were gay?

An interesting question, nonnie! Keep in mind that, for my Sans, monsters in general don’t really have terms to describe their sexuality, as they’re not expected to fall in love with any particular sex or have any particular pattern in who they have attraction/feelings for. They simply like who they like, and because of the way their reproduction has evolved, are able to have children regardless. 

So really, his reaction would probably be a slight moment of confusion before he remembers that, ah, yeah, that’s right, that’s when humans are into the same gender as themselves.

He’d probably keep his ever present grin and say something along the lines of,.“nice”. 

100% honestly though? He really doesn’t care. Sans list of problems does not include who’s cozying up to who—but man, life would be easier if it was.

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starblazer05 replied to your post “Hurricane Irma Relief Squad”

I would dontae but im one of the people gonna geet hit my that hurrican

Completely understandable, please stay safe! Remember, if the stores are empty of water and food, you can still order some off Amazon! Locate your local shelters, and if you have pets, have their vaccine records with you. Check before hand that the shelter is pet-friendly, and keep any medication and cash on hand. 

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Hurricane Irma Relief Squad

Hello, followers and non-followers alike. Do you like donating for a good cause and getting something free in return? 

Well then, it’s your lucky day. 

Hurricane Irma has caused catastrophic damage not only to Texas, but to many of the small islands that had the misfortune of being in their wake. If you are not in danger of the hurricane coming to your area, please donate to trusted relief funds. 

For every $5.00 donated, you will receive a free Undertale drabble of roughly 500 words. For every $10.00 donated, you will receive a drabble of any fandom or OC you want for 500 words.  For every $15.00 donated, you will receive a drabble of your fandom choice with 1k words. For every $20.00 donated, you can request a smut drabble of your choice. 

Simply send me proof of your donation via screen shot and you will be entitled to your free drabble!

If you are able to donate your skills, please consider hosting similar donation-encouraging events. 

The new-blogs re-opening, as well as all RPs, may be placed on a brief hiatus during this time as I dedicate free writing time to donor rewards.

Thank you.

[pinesphinx]

He fell asleep.

[pinesphinx]

“Nice to meet you!”

[tinymute]

Art credit to: @wavemasterkaz

Hey, you, with the face!

                   Yeah, you!

Do you like:

fandomless OCs

mute characters lace everywhere the ocean the stars

                             lots of trauma

fucked up family dynamics

                      No? Not sold yet?

Alright, how about this: 

               Pretty Irish girls with freckles for days!                Grace Phipps face claims!                A mun who is versed in a LOT of fandoms!                Somebody willing to rp a fucked up, triggering thread with you                (yes, that thread.)

Then come meet the tiny mute, Juliette Ophelia St. James!

Blog. Muse. Rules. Ask.

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I love your character because he is a 'bone'-ified swell guy ;)

Complete this in my inbox “I love your character because ________.”

Yes! This! This is the quality content I was hoping to see in my inbox! XD

Thank you for that, friend

[hroldsbun-blog]

i’m the worst kind of ship partner because i’ll get really excited when we’re plotting and prematurely fall in love with our ship and send you obnoxious headcanons at 3am and tons of ask memes and tag things on my blog with their ship name and then i won’t reply for a week or more

[pinesphinx]

Not sure if best choices or worst choices for the job.

[mrsfunnybone]

Howdy, ya’ll

This is my NEW OOC side blog. If you want to continue seeing OOC content from me, please feel free to follow here!

Once the new blog has its opening ribbon cut, I will be posting anything mun-related on there. So if you want to stay fully updated on what’s going on, that’s going to be your best bet. Thank you!  ❤

[creaturerising]

TIPS FOR HURRICANE IRMA. STAY SAFE MY FLORIDA FRIENDS! Gas prices are already up to $3 and water is hard to find until new deliveries come in. I have to drive much farther out for supplies.

[geneticdork]

I live in SE Florida. Really hoping things don’t get too bad here. :(

[steeleidolon]

Stay safe, folks.

[whatislv]

I love your character because he's got that boom boom that all the boys chase, and all the right junk, in all the right places.

hey no offense but you ever get a reminder that you can draw literally anything at anytime and the only thing stopping you is your own inhibitions because HEY }}

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Idea

The new blog will have a NSFW sideblog, similar to how this one does. But instead of being "FunnyboneAfterhours", it'll have a different name.

"mrfunnyboner".

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@whatislv I like the name change. Very fitting.