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The cupcake helpers have arrived!

Sprinkles and glitter are a gourd’s worst nightmare. Because Ellen doesn’t clean them up. The kids don’t clean them up.

I do.

Because I’m such a gentleman.

Are you planning on doing anything exciting this Fourth of July?

Well, either a cheeseburger eating contest or I’ll join the neighborhood for a cookout.

Ellen likes to make food for everyone. I think she’s making some apple pies and patriotic cupcakes! Junior and Laura are gonna come by and help because they love to add the sprinkles. And I reward them with an ice cream cone. Yes, with sprinkles.

And at night, Nezzer likes to organize the fireworks. I help sometimes, since I still have connections from the “Merry Larry” episode. And we keep Larry far away from them as possible. Trust me.

It’s the 4th of July!

Who is up to challenge me to a cheeseburger eating contest? New York already has the hotdogs. I have to improvise here.

To all my dad friends out there:

Happy Father’s Day! You deserve a day to relax and not worry about anything.

So it’s like every other day for me. Heh. 😉

How was D&D with Archibald?

Oh. My. God. Nobody told me it was like that thing we did in the park with the dressing up like knights and stuff. But with Math. And little action figures. And Archibald doing other silly accents besides his own.

Not to mention there’s rules. RULES. And so many of them, man! I was so confused but thank goodness he was so patient. I’m a bard! Which my group thinks is a bad idea for some reason...

I was a bard once in Sweetpea Beauty. I have experience!

If VeggieTales ever did an episode retelling the Biblical story of the Tower of Babel, how do you think that would go?

Hmm...well, I can speak Spanish so that’s one language covered.

Actually, I could see it being done with LEGO blocks and Junior with his friends. Just building a really tall tower that’s really dangerous for some reason or another. What could make the tower fall? Hmm...

Aha! Internet lingo! That’ll be nice and modern for the kids of today.

Who likes chocolate more: Larry or Mr Nezzer?

Oh boy. Now if you asked me this during my first episode, I would’ve said Nezzer. But over the years, he’s cut back on the chocolate. Gave him an upset stomach and he had to redo his whole song! The letters we got after that... wow.

So, as of now, the answer is Larry. But no one can beat Jimmy and Jerry. So they win by default.

If you could bring one of the characters you've already played back for a sequel, who would it be, and what sort of story would happen for that episode?

Oooh... well, for obvious reasons, I can’t bring Haman back.

Umm, I’d love to see Luntar’s adventures with his planet now that everything is okay. And sharing would have to slowly be taught to him. I think some sort of “grabbing things rehab” is in order. Junior could help with that, of course. He’s a good kid.

If you could get a burger named after you, what ingredients would you want to be used?

Okay. Do you work for Burger Bell? Because I’m sure they gave me this question.

So, it would be the Lunt Deluxe Burger of Champions. We will have to work on the title. It would have the seedless burger buns, patties, cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce and a big onion ring at the top before you close the sandwich off. And the burger buns would be toasted, so you get that crunch!

I’m gonna send this to burger bell now. Excuse me.

I hear they're looking for stars for a new Scallion King movie reboot of That. You know, the one with the demon Mime? If you could audition, what role would you play?

Listen: you give me a script, I will deliver. I’m fine with any role I get. Just don’t make me the mime. I’m too talkative to be quiet for 2 hours. Trust me. Bob has tried.

Quick! They're rebooting your favorite movie and you can play any character! What movie is it and what character would you play? Why?

Really?! Oh, man! Umm... can I be the lead guy in The Mask? But instead of a mask, just give me a possessed hat or something. Maybe one of those burger bell crowns. I think it would be fun to be silly like Larry. But like, times 1000.

What's your opinion on the Scallions trio?

I mean... I wish I could call them by their names. But even I don’t know their names! They can be pretty sneaky at times. But they’re cool, I guess.