mr. ms. freak of a thing

my dream job is nepo baby whatever pronouns are funniest to me in the moment

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i don't know if anyone else here is a gabedotcom fan but i was honestly so relieved when i first started watching him and he wasn't like evil

i feel like so many male streamers especially ones who also stream on tiktok are homophobic racist assholes and he's such a breath of fresh air and so funny it's wild

like i haven't looked up much of anything about him aside from when i'm looking for his videos but he seems like such a genuine guy

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i think people on tiktok making fun of that 2nd grader and the way her mom is teaching her to respond to bullies are genuinely incapable of understanding that while it might not prevent her from being bullied

(which nothing really will, even if you have good "comebacks," because ultimately at that age they're just doing it to be mean),

it's teaching her to not listen to them and love herself regardless

like yeah they're a childish and very cringey but she's literally a child,, she's allowed to be cringey and have disney channel responses,, her mom isn't setting her up for failure (though i don't think it's the best idea to be posting her kid on the internet to begin with) she's just being a normal mother who cares about her child and isn't insane enough to genuinely tell her child to respond to bullied by saying kill yourself like what are we doing

let kids be kids dayum

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tiktok limiting my likes ,, what the hell even is this even

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was at the djo concert in queens and i forgot how much i love live music i need to get more money like right now

was able to get like 4 pieces of merch too bc my sister ever so kindly gave me like $200 (bc it's a cashless venue and i did not prepare for that beforehand) so i snagged two shirts, the venue poster, AND a scrunchie im so happy

my friend and i were pretty far from the stage but we were actually able to see - we were prepared to be looking at a speaker the whole time

ft. the shirt i made with a reverse appliqué and some fabric paint

everyone there was so cool and one person had a dan and phil photo card on their bag so if that was you hi just know i see u and i appreciate u

also the 4 people with pinwheel hats i love u

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i want to make a visual novel dating type game soooo bad bc i want to put all of my favorite tropes in it but i can't do anything so i just think about it and make picrews god why can you forsaken me

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why are SOME (very important word here) women so incredibly afraid of just being average size

like i've seen some women on tiktok under those posts that are calling out how skinny girls just love to call themselves fat every hour of the day in search of validation (particularly in that pitch perfect sound w/ fat amy) saying 'so true im [insert height] and [insert weight]' as if they're the target audience for that audio like no babe

they post photos with their comment and it's literally just a (gorgeous) woman with an average, maybe slightly curvy body

i understand having body dysmorphia and all that but pls,,, some of us are actually plus size u don't have to only be skinny or fat there are other options

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i've been on my period for like 2 weeks and have been trying to do a bit of research before jumping into a doctors appt (because capitalism), and so i'm looking for some potential reasons and i end up trying to look for some photos to compare & contrast w my own junk ykwim

TELL ME WHY (but don't because truthfully i know why) EVERY PICTURE IS AN UNHELPFUL 2D DIAGRAM OR SOME ABSTRACT PICTURE MADE TO RESEMBLE THE HOOHA ENOOOUGHHHH

please please please stop showing me tree trunks and blankets and oysters because i know you're not doing this for the dih im going to kill everyone

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terrified because i'm going on a trip with family and it's going to be hot and its going to look weird if i wear pants but i hate shorts and ughhhhhh oh god i wish i was conventionally attractive

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one of the many unfortunate aspects of being actually plus size/overweight/whatever and being friends with people who are in the skinny to mid-size is having conversations where they're like "ugh i'm so fat etc etc" and just sitting there like . if YOURE FAT then WHAT AM I

like haha yes girl so relatable!! you're literally like 40 pounds lighter than me but yass i'm so full from that crumb of popcorn!!! unrelated i actually think i won't be going out to lunch with you guys today something came up

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there are so many movies i want to watch but i know i wont watch them until some youtuber* makes a video on them basically explaining and summarizing the entire thing with clips and bts information etc etc because im not only lazy but have a low attention span and know that if i actually commit to watching a full movie theres a non zero chance that ill be consumed by it and i really dont have the time for that right now so it'll have to wait and ill just keep watching tiktok's and thinking "aw man i should really watch that i think id like it" and proceed to not watch it

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additional thing they don't tell you when you're on prescription medication for add and anxiety: you can't just take whatever cold medicine bc the weird thing about drugs is that they do things to ur body and making a witches brew inside of yourself isn't actually great for you . unfortunately i've been on medication since sixth grade so i can't go back

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I HATE BEING SICK it's so much worse when it's a cold and you're an adult bc like what am i five years old ???? my throat hurts and im sniffling bc my nose is running and my voice is gone ???? and im still expected to do work this is terrible why would they do this to me

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recording some tiktoks with a few friends and while one was doing that 'nah nah honey im good' jumping thing her ass had like 5 feet of motion

none of us noticed until we watched through it after, unknowing of just what lurked behind us

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"what about her career" girl FUCK HER CAREER ITS REALITY TV IT WAS DONE ANYWAY

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follow up to prev but another friend and i were trying to explain how you literally can't be uneducated about what the n word means and the history behind it because it's literally everywhere and i know u took history classes so this should be common sense and she says something along the lines of the whole 'cracker' white people racism stuff and ooohhhh my heads gonna explode

friend 1 and i had to then explain (to no avail) how no racism towards white people is absolutely not the same as racism towards black people what are u on about ?? she completely shut down by the by absolutely no getting thru to her so im just . what do i do about this. how can you possibly go through life being so stubborn you just genuinely won't accept any views or opinions or FACT from anyone other than yourself or your genuinely awful parents

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no because why on gods green earth would saying the n word as a non black person NOT be racist what are we talking about

i have a very close and dear friend who has conservative maga parents and while she doesn't hold those beliefs herself i think she's internalized a lot of the stuff she sees on the "news" (fox variety) that her parents most definitely watch and spew

another one of our friends is into love island and she was talking abt that girl who got kicked off for saying the n word and PLEASE tell me why no matter how much i explained that saying it equals racism she was still like "but yadayadayda" like please please please im trying so hard to help you here but i can only do so much

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

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well because they evolved to have eyes and noses so humans would like them as they domesticated themselves. the cybertruck is actually a devolved state of car that couldn't return to the wild because of how stupid it is and is uncanny valley to real ones